Kelsey Cook Signed a Contract with Hallmark Cards

1  2019-01-04 by BlueBash

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I was so hungover I mistook the gas pedal for the brakes and t-boned a minivan.

Ahahahaha same!!! I was so drunk once I mistook my infant for a tee'd football!!! xD

In other news: Jim Norton continues to be motherfucked

Ironic since Jim keeps fucking his mother over by skipping basic family gatherings.

He went to the Cumia School of Family Bonding.

HA HA HOE LEE SHITTTT!!!

Incidentally, this exact postcard is my current LG phone.