Worm norton said that he didn't comment on Louie's set because he hasn't been on Twitter. Moments later sam says he was disappointed in what judd apatow had to say about it. Dumb Jim responds "Oh yeah I saw that on Twitter."

1  2019-01-04 by Jim-sucks-shit

106 comments

jim was too busy checking twitter to remember what he lied about

Genuinely

I would tell you if I didn’t.....

And I can see both sides of it...

That’s a tough one man, you have to lie about not being on Twitter but you need to also say you were on Twitter to know what Judd said.

"hey Alexa what did Judd Apatow say on Twitter". I guess technically he should have said I heard about that on Twitter. He was never on himself.

Sorry I'm just looking at this in a way to get out of a lie

I mean that's brojoe level stupidity.

Classic Worm

Being on meaning reading it and being on meaning involvinf yourself in comments is different

Huh

I'm saying OP is a faggot who pretends he doesn't listen to the show but he does

How is that what you were trying to say?

Shut up

Use your words nigga, goddamn

Sorry. "OP is a faggot"

Are you having a stroke? Do you smell burnt toast?

Reminder that anth is the professor level smart out of this group

honestly, what does Jim do on his phone? is he liking photos on ig? I don't understand what he does? Is he day trading?

Probably a combination of twitter, ig, and texting

He's refreshing his notifications.

Isn't that because he has some ludicrous opposition to push notifications? Fucking idiot worm.

Stalking trannies

That's a weird way to spell Tipping

aw yeah bb u look so girl lift balls

[camwhore coin sounds]

I think someone said checking FB.

He desperately likes all the Instagram photos of trannies 30 years younger than him in a pathetic attempt to make them fall in love with him (or at least watch him edge).

I'm so glad that Ragnarok broke his stupid little worm heart.

She did something she wasn’t supposed to do.

Chaturbating

he's obsessively hoping that this time will be the moment when someone of relevance contacts him for a gig

I think he stopped day trading around '08 when the market motherfucked him. He laid all of the blame on the sssccccccuuuumbag manager and the Jews of course.

Short the Norwegian Trannies they are now a worthless commodity!

Bobby Kelley or Vos said he texted all show, so probably asking for jokes so he seems funny.

what a wormy faggot

God I hate middle of road jim.

Middle of the apple Jim

Hack fraud

Got the audio? Love to add to my Genuine Jim compilation.

https://youtu.be/cZPTplKz3Cs

10:45 he says he doesn't have Twitter.

17:30 he says he saw it. He's doesn't specifically say twitter. Guess I embellished. But he does say he saw it.

He mentioned someone else's comment on twitter too.

In the Worm's defense, he could have read a news story that linked back to the Twitter posts. It's how I read all of Andy Richter's tweets.

Sam: bummed out by Judd Apatows tweet. Did you see what he said?

Jim: Yeah I did

Colin Quinn - " Jim looks like he should be eating his way out of an apple "

Colin Quinn to Jim - "Shut up you 12 year old!"

"He really does look like an unfinished clone"

Correction,that was Bob Kelly, sir.

*Apple pie

Yeah, Bobby rarely had a funny line so we gotta make sure he gets credit when it's due

“Better a nerd than a shell-less turtle.” - Patrice

Look at the double he got lol

Jim says he doesn't see things so that he doesn't have to have a firm opinion and risk offending someone that could help him out in the future.

"I saw some of your roast, Ant. But the audio was bad but the parts I saw were great." LIAR

Well yeah, he's also a liar.

"The Worm Has Turned" didn't do him justice.

And that has little to do with Porsalin's faggotry.

I honestly kind of hate Jim now. He used to claim to be extremely "loyal" to people who were good to him. I think he was talking about Jay Leno at the time and how he wouldn't attack of make fun of Jay. Actually, Jim is actually really opportunistic and does whatever he thinks he has to for his career. I doubt he has any real friends. After O&A I don't know anyone in his circle who did more for hm than Louie and yet he's just playing it really safe and not taking a firm stand on the Louie CK situation. He's just doing whatever he thinks would look best to more famous people.

Hot take.

Unlike Ant who got lost, Jim got lazy.

When Leno decided to stay and fuck Conan: “It’s his right, he was forced out”

When Leno was forced out for Fallon, seeing the writing on the wall: “The studio has to bring in Jimmy, how much of a head start do they want to give Kimmel?

He's a grub, inside and out. He'll always convey whatever's been deemed the "correct" opinion. If late night talk shows, big name comedians, and the mainstream culture is for something, don't expect Jim to seriously challenge or deviate from whatever we're supposed to believe. The bravest thing he ever did was talk to some fat lady about why comedians should be able to tell mean jokes.

AND Louis I'm sure noticed this, he won't forget when shit swings around likke it always does.

When you say shit do you mean like a pendulom or something?

For the foreseeable future.

Or even worse for Jim, Louis didn’t notice, which wouldn’t surprise me at all.

Say actually again

Where it really comes full circle is that the only “friends” Jim has are also using him to further their career

Nothing else I have ever experienced in my life has shown me how real karma is than the lives of these 3 creeps.

Jim is fiercely loyal dude, just look at how often he does Ant's show since his firing.

lol.

Jim must think Louis screwed him in some way. Remember the temper tantrum he threw because DL Hughley's put one of Jim's dead end projects on the pay no mind list? I can see Louis being too busy for the Chip cartoon or something and Jim passive aggressively seething about it for years.

Jim has been known to brood.

He has!!! OMG he said that Louis had been using this shock material for years and he doesn't understand the outrage. I seriously hat the internet these days. Everyone has their own version of the truth, based on samples of context. Do your fucking research

Get the fuck out of here. Now.

After O&A I don't know anyone in his circle who did more for hm than Louie and yet he's just playing it really safe and not taking a firm stand on the Louie CK situation.

It's much worse than that to me. Whatever your opinion of Jim is, there's no doubt that both Opie and Anthony thought he was good on the show and had a mutually beneficial relationship. Louie, on the other hand, could not have possibly thought Jim was a good actor. Jim is in Louie's work out of pure charity. I'm gonna repeat something I posted in the past because I'm a self-important gaywad:

Remember when Jim was mad at DeRosa and sanctimoniously ranted (while defending a pedophile) that he would never throw his friend under the bus publicly no matter what? Jim was not only friends with Louie, but Louie put more effort into supporting Jimmy than any other person in the business, and he did it while he was an absolute superstar. Anyone with an ounce of talent would have parlayed that into something a little better than e-begging for money to make the worst cartoon in the history of the universe.

But Louie committed the ultimate crime: his career skyrocketed past Jim's. It did this, by the way, because Louie is immeasurably more talented and harder working than Jim when it comes to directing, writing, acting, stand-up, radio, and being a human being. But Louie continued to put Jim in his work despite the fact that Jim is indisputably terrible on TV to the point where his inclusion in a project is guaranteed to tarnish its value.

Jim has defended some sickeningly awful behavior from people he doesn't even know and his "friends" who did far worse shit like Schumer and Ant. But when Louie asked for consent to participate in a sexual act that pales in comparison to the absolute degeneracy Jim has proudly participated in for decades now he acted like it was an appalling perversion. "We don't want to believe we've been so wrong about a person!"

The thing that bothers me most about Jim saying he might work with Louie again but "it would have to be under the right circumstances" is the pretense that Louie ever had any reason for wanting to work with Jim outside of pure charity. Louie gave Jim the ultimate motherfucking by being better than him, and in return Jim was owed a role in everything Louie ever made. After Louie didn't put him in Horace and Pete, Jim proudly motherfucked him for not AGAIN giving him a fucking pity role.

Hold up, did Jim actually say "We don't want to believe we've been so wrong about a person" about Louis?

Yeh there's an article about it somewhere

Headline of an article.

Yeah Jim is fucking lame. Seriously, the pretentious sound of his voice and the ummmm are audible when reading this shit statement of his.

"Yea my buddy Johnny Ola told me about it!" Jim Norton is the real life Fredo

Nah I never I met him

"That's why they call him Superman. Look at that big tranny cock, Mike."

I’m not as harsh on the guys as most here are but man he really did sell Louie out. In the end he’ll be just like Fredo “I thought there was something in it for me”

"Take care of ME?! You're my opener and YOU take care of ME?"

Worms will be worms

That's a tough one.

He's a busy oligochaet

This bot fly larvae needs to be pulled out and stomped on

Wow. Another disingenuous comment from AIDS Buckley. Genuinely.

I’m glad he has a fat neck here

The very same cunt who LEAPT to the defence of Amy Schumer when it became obvious that she was stealing jokes.

He also leapt to her defense when she wished death upon Steve-O at the Sheen roast. "Fuck people and their selective outrage." The same principle applies here with Louis who has done far more for Worm.

What an addled piece of shit.

I really wish the show would just be disbanded now. It has nothing in common with the glorious and not so glorious days of the O&A era. Even at it's worst, O&A was way more entertaining than Jim and Sam.

Jim is such a deluded idiot. He's a hack idiot 'comic' living off of dumb ass aging Opie and Anthony fans who remember him being funny 15 years ago. STFU worm

I like Norton but this just shows how he really is a worm.He is afraid if he sticks up for his "friend"he's going to take a shot to his career.If he had integrity,he would champion free speech like him and anthony always do.I guess not when his middle tier career is at stake

Hmm, very nice narrative. You forgot to mention that Jim said (roughly)... Louis has always been doing this type of comedy, for years, and only now people are offended by it. Sam agreed.

Is there any other context you would like to leave out?

Jim is saying what he needs to say now that he sees Louie building a comeback. When news first broke and it seemed like he was done forever Jim threw him under the bus not only on the show but also in a faggy article that he wrote. He's a two-faced backstabbing little worm and that's my point.

You're a faggot.

What article? Are you sure you don't just hear what you want to hear kiddo? I have never heard him throw Louie under the bus, he never has, calling me a faggot was pretty clever though lol. You're quick.

He read it here. This is where they get their news because it is about them.

He said he didn't know about the Louis controversy (Because he deleted twitter off his phone) until he heard comics talking about it at the Cellar Monday night. Once they told him, then he he looked into it and saw Judd's tweets. There are 100 legitimate wormy reason to criticize Jim. This isn't one of them.

Stop defending him.

Sorry. Idiots that can't comprehend what they hear and make shit up bother me more than Jim being a worm.

It's not made up dipshit. It's what was said. Genuinely.

You are an idiot. That's not what happen. You-suck-shit

You're right. It's worded a bit wrong. Sam asked if Jim saw what apatow tweeted and Jim said he did. Same thing retard.

He was on Twitter to see what tyranny he was going to pick up and use no condom with

Eh who gives a shit. Hes a cunt

He voted for Obama.

Probably a combination of twitter, ig, and texting

He's refreshing his notifications.

Stalking trannies

aw yeah bb u look so girl lift balls

[camwhore coin sounds]

I think someone said checking FB.

He desperately likes all the Instagram photos of trannies 30 years younger than him in a pathetic attempt to make them fall in love with him (or at least watch him edge).

Chaturbating

he's obsessively hoping that this time will be the moment when someone of relevance contacts him for a gig

Middle of the apple Jim

I think he stopped day trading around '08 when the market motherfucked him. He laid all of the blame on the sssccccccuuuumbag manager and the Jews of course.

*Apple pie

Yeah, Bobby rarely had a funny line so we gotta make sure he gets credit when it's due

Sorry. "OP is a faggot"

Bobby Kelley or Vos said he texted all show, so probably asking for jokes so he seems funny.

"hey Alexa what did Judd Apatow say on Twitter". I guess technically he should have said I heard about that on Twitter. He was never on himself.

Sorry I'm just looking at this in a way to get out of a lie