She's one of the new additions that I actually thought had some good lines. Her Owen Wilson impression was stupid in a good way. Nothing super memorable but at least she's not a pandering phony yet.
Not really any 'stories' per say but she was extremely comfortable using the Nigger word (hard R, not that Nigga copout) around me and my friends like it was going out of style.
I also remember this time when a black dude was hitting on her and she made it well known how disgusting she found black guys to be.
So let's go ahead and keep this story in your back pocket, u/KarlosMarkas. You never know when she might go full-on Schumer and need to be brought back to earth.
I went to high school with the goofy Mexican. She was a slight chunker back in the day. World class racist though, so she was alright.
So how Anthony Cumia esque must you have been in high school to have never tried to fuck her.
I was like a Cumia clone thats why i never banged the goofy mexican with a hot body and a David Duke mind. I remember her ranting about how Maya Angelou was a horrible writer and she only got successful because she's a coon. Now that sexy bitch is one of the top Congressional aids for democrats
If I were drunk and on a dry spell I'd get an under-the-covers blowie off her. Otherwise nah, I quit smoking and can smell properly again so no more fat girls for this charmer.
And good job too, those first weeks are a bitch but you're pretty much in the clear. Took me so long to able to drink again, I was worried I'd get drunk and just start right back up.
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1 betadrome 2019-01-04
Aren't they all fat?
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-01-04
The little blonde lesbian and the goofy Mexican are pretty slim.
1 betadrome 2019-01-04
True. I was thinking of the giant ape I guess.
1 KarlosMarkas 2019-01-04
I went to high school with the goofy Mexican. She was a slight chunker back in the day. World class racist though, so she was alright.
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-01-04
She's one of the new additions that I actually thought had some good lines. Her Owen Wilson impression was stupid in a good way. Nothing super memorable but at least she's not a pandering phony yet.
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-01-04
Also I guess I should ask, what's a good racist story ya got from her?
1 KarlosMarkas 2019-01-04
Not really any 'stories' per say but she was extremely comfortable using the Nigger word (hard R, not that Nigga copout) around me and my friends like it was going out of style.
I also remember this time when a black dude was hitting on her and she made it well known how disgusting she found black guys to be.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-01-04
Nice
1 Joe_Cumia 2019-01-04
Did you make sweet love to her tender booty?
1 KarlosMarkas 2019-01-04
No but I would have given an opportunity.
1 TangerineReam 2019-01-04
WHAAAAAT IN THAAAA WOOOOORRRRRLLLDDDDD???!!!!
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-01-04
So let's go ahead and keep this story in your back pocket, u/KarlosMarkas. You never know when she might go full-on Schumer and need to be brought back to earth.
1 TheElDan 2019-01-04
Did she always sound like Kermit the Frog?
1 KarlosMarkas 2019-01-04
Yes.
1 FearlessFlash 2019-01-04
So how Anthony Cumia esque must you have been in high school to have never tried to fuck her.
I was like a Cumia clone thats why i never banged the goofy mexican with a hot body and a David Duke mind. I remember her ranting about how Maya Angelou was a horrible writer and she only got successful because she's a coon. Now that sexy bitch is one of the top Congressional aids for democrats
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-01-04
But to be specific I mean the one that he also cast as his daughter on Horace and Pete. Aidsy Brian
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-01-04
Janeane Garofalo?
Half the guys I know showed her their dicks.
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-01-04
And who might you be?
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2019-01-04
My heart swells with pride because I can’t name a single SNL cast member who was on the show past like 1996.
1 rahtin 2019-01-04
You can name at least one
1 lowend73 2019-01-04
Rebel Wilson?
Would you all do her?
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-01-04
If I were drunk and on a dry spell I'd get an under-the-covers blowie off her. Otherwise nah, I quit smoking and can smell properly again so no more fat girls for this charmer.
1 lowend73 2019-01-04
They really do have that must.
Especially since 99/100 times hooking up with fatties is at a bar or party of some sort at the end of the night.
Good on you for quitting, I've been 3 weeks so far.
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-01-04
Boiled Clam is a meal for the starving.
And good job too, those first weeks are a bitch but you're pretty much in the clear. Took me so long to able to drink again, I was worried I'd get drunk and just start right back up.
1 lowend73 2019-01-04
That is the part that worries me a bit, the whole drinking and smoking. Good deal though
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-01-04
It's a really satisfying feeling waking up hungover but remembering you didn't cave and have a smoke. Good luck brotherman!
1 lowend73 2019-01-04
Thanks brotherman!
1 hanizen 2019-01-04
fags