Things that 50 year old Americans should know.

1  2019-01-04 by lolercakesmcgee

5 comments

It’s a tough one though man, Alaska’s kind of a motherfucker

You are taking the long way ... you can do Phx to Anchorage in 60 hours in the summer

That's a lot of syphilis you can get from banging feminists in Portland and Seattle. Beautiful, OP!

Did that dumbass think Alaska was a an island because of how it's shown on maps?

Yes