Take a totally doltish, untalented, unlikeable and non-charismatic freak and endow him with the self-satisfaction and lack of awareness associated with a 12 year-old child with Downs Syndrome and you can only imagine how goddamn awful it would be if he wanted to emulate Ryan Seacrest, another shitstain of a higher order. Embarrassingly awful--this homely shitdick should be fired for passing himself off as Sirius's 'talent.'

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