tfw your bull goes soft when he's penetrating you so your husband (fat faggot Andy Richter) has to leave his cuck cage to fluff his dick up

1  2019-01-02 by JUSTfmyshitup

9 comments

Wash your hair, whore. Shovel-jawed, bass-mouthed whore.

Mfw Andy comes home and my boyfriend is in the shower.

Pictures like this need to be circulated widely to let incels know there is a fate far worse than dying a virgin. Don't shoot up any schools unless the average household income in the area is above 1 million.

This guy knows all the terms

The cuck cage is what she calls his penis clamp

Andy wakes up from visitors bedroom to see Tyrone cooking eggs and bacon in his underwear.

She’s hideous

She can snort two parallel lines of coke at once with a single nostril

I don't understand the vernacular and yet you painted a picture for me