That's right, I, Gene Okerlund have died. To find out the whole story behind this shocking turn of events, hear the reaction of all your favorite WWE stars and pay your condolences, call 1-900-909-9900 right now for just 2.99 a minute. Kids, get your parents permission.
Good question brotherman. Probably Ricky the dragon steamboat who I met at a wrestling convenient and taught me a lot of morals and how to be a leader.
I loved when some wrestler was spewing retarded semi-remembered lines about some contrived beef to camera, and gene would be treating it with the gravity of the prez announcing that nukes had been dropped on Moscow.
marginal people with bigger than life personalities.. way more interesting to watch, especially since these guys were improvising most of what they were yelling at the cameras.. "let me tell you something mean gene!!!!!!! points at the camera"
Dr. D is a legend slapping around pissy eyed reporters looking to pry into the professional lives of these carnies. Nowadays the wrestler would kiss the reporters feet and 'expose the business', thank god he has some respect for pro wrestling no matter how gay and softcore it is.
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1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-01-02
That's right, I, Gene Okerlund have died. To find out the whole story behind this shocking turn of events, hear the reaction of all your favorite WWE stars and pay your condolences, call 1-900-909-9900 right now for just 2.99 a minute. Kids, get your parents permission.
1 thrillated 2019-01-02
GRIM REAPER, WE COMIN' FOR YOU NIGGA!
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-01-02
WE WANT THAT SOUL, SUCKA
1 MysterySteve 2019-01-02
That was the number for the WCW hotline you hack
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-01-02
Yeah? Well who owns WCW now, smart guy?
1 PatBattle1 2019-01-02
This fawkin sucks, an awful way to start the new years. He was a legend and one of my personal heroes. May he rip in peace and power
1 BeakersRedBush 2019-01-02
Which '80s wrestler do you think inspired you to become the half man/ half machine you are today?
1 PatBattle1 2019-01-02
Good question brotherman. Probably Ricky the dragon steamboat who I met at a wrestling convenient and taught me a lot of morals and how to be a leader.
1 BoatHack2 2019-01-02
Helluva ring technician, that guy.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-01-02
I remember Gene being cool when I was a kid. That's also when I stopped watching wrestling because I'm not a faggot.
1 revolvingmonk 2019-01-02
Gene Mean, intelligent Jew American, rest in the pieces.
1 Magicmetalknight 2019-01-02
Best pipes in the business.
1 Ironhawk05 2019-01-02
Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers
1 Nulltor 2019-01-02
I loved when some wrestler was spewing retarded semi-remembered lines about some contrived beef to camera, and gene would be treating it with the gravity of the prez announcing that nukes had been dropped on Moscow.
1 PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2019-01-02
I don’t remember any of this since I stopped being a faggot when I was 10 years old.
1 Mr4z1 2019-01-02
As the eloquent username reflects.
1 SlamballReunionTour 2019-01-02
nice fanfiction
1 revolvingmonk 2019-01-02
No, you didn't.
1 Nulltor 2019-01-02
Fucking roasted me! Someone get me an icepack and apply it to my ass, cause I'm bleeding over here!
1 Phkna1 2019-01-02
Motherfucker was a pro
1 Frequent2001 2019-01-02
those were the days, all of this was way more entertaining to watch than any of the wrestling shows on tv for the past 15-20 years
1 onemancrimespree 2019-01-02
Coked up scumbags, ex-convicts and shitty athletes screaming at each other and trying to keep it clean for children... it was pretty f'n funny.
1 Frequent2001 2019-01-02
marginal people with bigger than life personalities.. way more interesting to watch, especially since these guys were improvising most of what they were yelling at the cameras.. "let me tell you something mean gene!!!!!!! points at the camera"
1 djblaze666 2019-01-02
Now he`s in heaven, reunited with heros like, Macho man, Ultimate Warrior & Chris Benoit.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-01-02
About Chris... you might want to sit for a moment. I have some bad news.
1 djblaze666 2019-01-02
2007’s Husband/Father of the year?!
1 J-Bradley1 2019-01-02
2019 claims it's first victim
1 Opprobriousness 2019-01-02
Brutal way to start 2019. Mean Gene was the best.
These things always happen in threes. Hopefully the next two are that fat fuck Andy Richter.
1 cubberlift 2019-01-02
WWE is for ENORMOUS faggots and man children but was absolutely fantastic when I was young/ this guy was a part of why. RIP/ salute brother
1 Phkna1 2019-01-02
You are supposed to stop watching when you hit puberty and realize you are watching gay softcore.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-01-02
2019 cant end soon enough!
1 20-4-7HayTomBrown 2019-01-02
Your lips to God's ears
1 AntsCamera 2019-01-02
Sam will spend the next 2 weeks talking about this.
I bet the Jim and Sam show will not be repetitive.
1 Phkna1 2019-01-02
The only thing Sam has in common with Gene is the hairline
1 GregorioThomassoni 2019-01-02
Gene Okerlund: He liked a drink.
1 Canadia86 2019-01-02
Hey, put that cigarette out!
1 JockEwing 2019-01-02
What makes it worse is Todd Pettengill is still alive.
1 TangerineReam 2019-01-02
FUNKHOUSER JUST FUCKING DIED, TOO.
WTH?
1 TattooedHorrorGuy 2019-01-02
He’s up in heaven still figuring out where Macho Man was hiding those tiny little coffee creamers.
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-01-02
I better listen to Jim & Sam tomorrow! Sam's memorial should on par with Ron doing Bennington the day after Bowie or Lou Reed died.
1 DildoRenter 2019-01-02
How? I mean we saw them switch out his real leg with a dummy leg.
1 winkleham 2019-01-02
How's this guy only 76? Seems like he should be 90 by now.
1 JockEwing 2019-01-02
Premature balding motherfucked him.
1 Phkna1 2019-01-02
Super Dave Osborne died too
1 SledgeBammer 2019-01-02
AWA Mean Gene was the best.
1 revolvingmonk 2019-01-02
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEIzkLr7JzQ
Him cracking up while interviewing Dr. D never gets old.
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-01-02
Dr. D is a legend slapping around pissy eyed reporters looking to pry into the professional lives of these carnies. Nowadays the wrestler would kiss the reporters feet and 'expose the business', thank god he has some respect for pro wrestling no matter how gay and softcore it is.
1 StuttsyThePimp 2019-01-02
Gene would be up all night boozing and doing cocaine with the wrestlers and was said to out last them all. Great man
1 TheSeaDevil 2019-01-02
God bless intelligent Jew businessman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL1aM4oeRYs
1 HoagieErocktion 2019-01-02
That's fantastic
1 jdcjr 2019-01-02
https://youtu.be/5U09hsDbGNo
1 JebKush666 2019-01-02
I always loved how he said "WCW"...like there was like 4 'L' sounds in each W.