He has to be rich, right? What the fuck am I witnessing here?

1  2019-01-02 by FriendzonedJimNorton

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I do not trust women. If they can pretend to love that thing for fame/notoriety/money/whatever the fuck her reason is, then it's definitive proof they're all evil sociopaths.

Fame isn't worth that price, it's more likely some fucked up Daddy issue.

incel spotted

there is no such thing as an incel. a man chooses not to rape or buy a prostitute, therefor making it a choice.

shut up

I'm still on the fence about all of them, but this specimen definitely got the psycho eyes.

Looking at that thing makes me uncomfortable

That was fucking hilarious. I watched the whole thing.

He's definitely rich. She's probably never even kissed him. She may give him a handjob once a month wearing a glove but I think he's in it just for the snuggles. I bet she was his nurse at one point.

Women will cuddle, problem is when the erection touches her

Problem?

Better shoulders than derosa

This chick is a psychopath but she makes me hard.

Fucking fetus reabsorbed. They just had to make it even more uncomfortable to watch.