(IMDb) Judd Apatow: The Return (2017 Stand-Up Comedy Special) Quotes: It looks like we don't have any Quotes for this title yet. Be the first to contribute!

1  2019-01-02 by GorramTimebomb

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"His father, Maury Apatow, was a real estate developer. His family is Jewish"

Great wigs too!

pineapple heads

Ya' kiddin'!?

He was wrong in his Tonight Show set. He doesn't look like a Der Sturmer tier anti-Semitic caricature. He doesn't even look human. He just looks strange.

"Katherine heigl will never work in this town again unless she knows what's good for her"

I'm actually shocked that she didn't revive her career by hopping on the band wagon and accusing a big name guy of sexual harassment.

Did whores stop making metoo allegations or something? I was hoping there is still time for Apatow and John Oliver to get hoisted by their own petard. Fucking weasels.

Yeah, it all just abruptly stopped after a couple rallies that nobody showed up to.

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Is this a real picture? Jesus that fuck is weird looking.

Coke eyes, yeller teeth, 12 head. That right there is a recipe for ick, and two of them are easily fixed, how many millions of dollars does this guy have and he can't have his teeth whitened? I'm sure his wife doesn't cheat on him.

Pete Davidson eyes

Fucking Edgar suit

Where did his eyebrows go and why does he look like he spent the last 3 hours crying?

My all time favorite judd quote was when he told jimmy his scenes would be on the dvd special features.

I guess he's not all bad.

He was great with Dice in studio. The guy has the capacity to be entertaining and human but he chose his pulpit and that pulpit is a congregation of whiny puritanical faggots.

Nick Krolls bit on him during the James Franco roast was amazing to Seth Rogan “what does this guy look like if you’re the face of the operation?”

that was about Evan Goldberg

What did God choose them for, exactly? To haunt the nightmares of children? Nice genes, stupid.

You'll all have to answer to my Undertaker! OH, YES!

Nice green teeth, stupid

Very disrespectful for him to show up at a public event wearing a Parkman shooting victim costume.

"Don't go near my shed"

Goddamn what a repulsive looking (((human))).

Did whores stop making metoo allegations or something? I was hoping there is still time for Apatow and John Oliver to get hoisted by their own petard. Fucking weasels.