Fucking Yuck

1  2019-01-01 by unclepaul84

33 comments

This is the gayest thing I've seen this year.

Same. And I just got finished watching Captain Americock: The Twink Avenger.

Boo

tsss

We don't make baby noises on this subreddit.

On the next episode of The Failure and The Murderer

Fags

Between Andy’s body, Pattons body, their spouses bodies - How do any of these people fuck each other? What in the fuck gets them horny? Disgusting.

I bet they bring Andy's wife's black boyfriend in and fill the air with farts to make Andy's wiener stand up

They both do Abott and Costello routines in the corner while their wives get a proper stretching

Bestiality I think.

They just slam their stomachs together until something enters a hole.

Pattons upgrade wife is still hot

All their relationships are a cover. They need wives to bring to events to seem like normal people. In reality the women are like their live-in fag hags who they mess around with in their sub dom perversions. I guess that loosely makes them swingers, but Andy and Patton are too gay to be considered straight.

He's whispering in Patton's ear, begging him to take care of a certain problem...

The king of queens

Pictures like this that “joke” about male-on-male kissing perpetuate dangerous social stigmas regarding public displays of affection in the homosexual community and should be publicly denounced without exception. Or at least that’s the kind of thing I’d say if I were one of these liberal fags in 2019.

If he's anything like his daddy he'll tongue kiss Patton and give him aids

Hollywood degenerate fags

Just a couple a murderers

Tryhard faggots

they're both making high school talent show faces.

wait a minute, maybe Andy killed patton's wife and now its patton's turn to kill Andy's wife.

You're terrible at reading people.

Andy is admonishing Patton at his bravery in dealing with his problem. It's envy, because Andy knows he'll never have the balls to do what Patton did.

Ah yes, the classic plot of the well known film Faggots on a Train.

Nice lavender shirt to go with that gay male finger length ratio, stupid.

2019 Game Plan

Get a vasectomy

Force your white male children into medical sterilization; surreptitiously feed them drugs that chemically castrate them if they refuse

Disown your white female children if they date/marry/incubate the spawn of a skin tone lighter than Luis Gomez

Write the remainder of your net worth to the United Negro College Fund

If you disagree with any of this or fail to do so yourself you are literally Adolf Hitler and deserve to be tortured to death

This proves my theory from the other thread true. They're homo and killed Pattons wife together.

I've never seen more mental illness in a single picture in my life.

Patton practicing fitting his own hand up his asshole.

Imagine the smell.

I just thought of something. Patton Oswald was married. To a woman. He's clearly gay.

How much low T can you fit in one photo. A baby picture of my grandmother has more testosterone in it.