_No bacon, egg, and cheese on a roll this morning...
Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6 oz. meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to sashimi and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years...Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass.
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow...cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into ‘fat burning mode’ (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING... and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient. 😎👍
(No offense to AIDS patients...) 😬
Goal- 210lbs...
PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time._
Typing that out makes you really see the complete stupidity, self-obsession, and delusion. Joe is a fucking dolt.
Seriously. Typing that out is really revealing into the complete lack of thought that goes on in SAMCRO Joe’s head. As I write it I had to refrain from correcting it and trying to making it read normally. It was kinda funny though when he called out Norton near the end.
21 comments
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-01-01
Runnin' down a dream
1 booger-picker 2019-01-01
Maybe a dreamcicle. But In all seriousness I hope he slows the eating down. He has a young son.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-01-01
So they can play catch faggot? I think the Kelly family will be fine if Bobby's obesity is the biggest problem. Sheltered fags in this sub.
1 booger-picker 2019-01-01
Wow so much edge. Don’t cut yourself brah.
1 RBuddCumia 2019-01-01
Hopefully he has a heart attack like Petty. Only caused by hoagies and not prescription drugs.
1 Turd32 2019-01-01
Blobby
1 Themenwithnoname 2019-01-01
If even Rogan says he's worried about you, you're in trouble.
1 tranthasourus 2019-01-01
He should read Joe Cumias guide to diet success
1 suirogerg 2019-01-01
_No bacon, egg, and cheese on a roll this morning...
Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6 oz. meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to sashimi and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years...Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass.
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow...cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into ‘fat burning mode’ (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING... and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient. 😎👍
(No offense to AIDS patients...) 😬
Goal- 210lbs...
PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time._
Typing that out makes you really see the complete stupidity, self-obsession, and delusion. Joe is a fucking dolt.
1 tranthasourus 2019-01-01
Love how he said “I quit smoking and blow...cold turkey. Just stopped at will.” Like he’s some sort of super human.
1 suirogerg 2019-01-01
Seriously. Typing that out is really revealing into the complete lack of thought that goes on in SAMCRO Joe’s head. As I write it I had to refrain from correcting it and trying to making it read normally. It was kinda funny though when he called out Norton near the end.
1 tranthasourus 2019-01-01
You typed that out? No copy & paste?
1 suirogerg 2019-01-01
Typed it out longhand, sir.
1 tooth_repair 2019-01-01
It is way easier to not eat 400 calories than it is to burn 400 calories
1 en_wurd 2019-01-01
tell that to 39% of American adults
1 BroJack22 2019-01-01
That and weight training, but no they flock to the hamster wheel.
1 John_Gulbunny 2019-01-01
Of course he only starts trying to lose weight on New Years. How long you think it’ll last?
1 Psych555 2019-01-01
He's one of those fat assholes that crowd up the gym for a month. Farting up the place.
1 shimshammcgraw 2019-01-01
I wish i could believd Bobby is gonna lay off the pies but i know better.
1 Foddashow 2019-01-01
Dude ya got ya incline
1 LannisterLoyalist 2019-01-01
Just out of camera view are the guys that have to keep him wet lest his skin dry out.
1 suirogerg 2019-01-01
Typed it out longhand, sir.