The black son looks the oldest actually. So did he get with her when she was already knocked up by a black dude? Because it looks like she immediately got pregnant with the white son after the black one.
Patrice was a nasty obese(which is so much more disgusting than just be8ng fat) mess whose ex gf(not even a wife) and side kid are still picking his pockets from the grave. Even though I think mikes comedy stinks he wins this one.
Listen to Patrice talk about race. For all the worship he gets from faggots on internet message boards, he had the most consistently victimy, most womanly worldview of anyone on the show. He was always a victim, he was always oppressed, he never could take responsibility and he didn't seem to believe he was capable enough to improve his circumstances.
So why is he trying to win the approval of women? What is he done that he is afraid of? And what makes him think he can win women? Look what he married. Look what he settled for. This man can’t win a woman that is actually worth winning. Stop trying.
This is where we're at: these ugly, subhuman cretins who've made out well financially get to scold a performer whose work appeals to regular working people because it might offend some imaginary minority that's constantly being gassed or fleeing a war torn country.
And they get thousands of retweets and likes on Twitter.
On the bright side, imagine being either of these fat shits. Their sex life sucks, and the whole point of having money is to have sex with good looking people.
Right.
Let me pose a scenario to you u/Trick_Belt :
In an effort to feel smart, some Shithead replied to a comment, saying someone was a dope for using a "cliche"...
What if that same exact shithead, in his reply, used the bullshit cliche! "you are killing it right now"
Is it fair to say the shithead failed miserably at trying to be the smartest guy in the room? Maybe the shithead should go back to reddit, with the other uppity faggots.
Yes, I used a cliched phrase ironically, to further mock you. It's not rocket science. You look even dumber now than you did in the first place.
go back to reddit
You honestly think this place is "different" somehow than the rest of Reddit? And that actually matters to you? That's more pathetic than anything I could have come up with, so thanks.
Wow, the Library foundation really lucked out with their celebrity guest this year. A professional couch sitter and it's wife, microwaved Jennifer Aniston .
Looking through her Twitter, it's clear that Andy married his fag hag.i haven't seen someone so rah rah for sodomy as her on the internet since I last saw Brother Joe.
Isn't the point of making it in Hollywood to bang hotter women than u normally would be able to? Instead he finds
Philip Seymour Hoffman's grandmother?
Holy shit it turns out his father really did turn gay.
Oh that just explained a WHOLE LOT about his reaction to Louis CKs set! That explains a lot about him ranting about 'old white men doing whatever they want!' and oh ya.
Wow, that is brutal! His dad was apparently caught sucking off another man in a park, Andy's parents divorced.. holy shit.
Yes, I used a cliched phrase ironically, to further mock you. It's not rocket science. You look even dumber now than you did in the first place.
go back to reddit
You honestly think this place is "different" somehow than the rest of Reddit? And that actually matters to you? That's more pathetic than anything I could have come up with, so thanks.
85 comments
1 literalotherkin 2019-01-01
He always looks really proud in photos featuring the two of them. She always looks like she suffers from chronic depression.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2019-01-01
IBS
1 Zombied77 2019-01-01
I'll bet she wears diapers.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-01-01
I just need to post this again, take that concept and add a black son.
Andy Richter: Controlling the Universe
1 cumspaces 2019-01-01
Is that their son’s boyfriend?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-01
It's Andy's
1 Lish_fips89 2019-01-01
How embarrassing for the black kid.
1 dopef123 2019-01-01
The black son looks the oldest actually. So did he get with her when she was already knocked up by a black dude? Because it looks like she immediately got pregnant with the white son after the black one.
1 Bitscoinmooning 2019-01-01
One of them came out overcooked
1 lifeobenreilly 2019-01-01
They're already rebooting "This Is Us"?
1 Jungies 2019-01-01
....I know that fella on the right; but I'm not sure where from.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-01-01
That’s Andy Richter’s husband.
1 Greeced_Lightning 2019-01-01
Beverly Hills Ninja, I'm pretty sure
1 WuTang4Evaaaa 2019-01-01
Looks like Carmela soprano after an allergic reaction
1 MiniChipper 2019-01-01
David Spade before he lost the weight?
1 thrillated 2019-01-01
Mike Birbiglia had the same thing going on and Patrice called him out on that pussy shit.
1 TheUltimateAssEater 2019-01-01
Patrice was a nasty obese(which is so much more disgusting than just be8ng fat) mess whose ex gf(not even a wife) and side kid are still picking his pockets from the grave. Even though I think mikes comedy stinks he wins this one.
1 iloveOandA 2019-01-01
Wins being alive?
The guys talking about something completely different
1 LannisterLoyalist 2019-01-01
Patrice was the best but you're spot on. Him and Burr have the answers but don't take their own advice.
1 debonairgarbage 2019-01-01
Listen to Patrice talk about race. For all the worship he gets from faggots on internet message boards, he had the most consistently victimy, most womanly worldview of anyone on the show. He was always a victim, he was always oppressed, he never could take responsibility and he didn't seem to believe he was capable enough to improve his circumstances.
1 TheUltimateAssEater 2019-01-01
he knew nothing about race either, the faggots here have a boner for him only cause of his redpill views on women
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-01
Well at least Patrice didn't give away his dogs and put a ring on a gummy 2
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-01-01
So why is he trying to win the approval of women? What is he done that he is afraid of? And what makes him think he can win women? Look what he married. Look what he settled for. This man can’t win a woman that is actually worth winning. Stop trying.
1 DickSlit 2019-01-01
Maybe he rapes teenagers like Cumia, maybe we should look into and run with it..
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-01-01
Or just run with it.
1 debonairgarbage 2019-01-01
He's gay just like his gay father before him.
1 Greeced_Lightning 2019-01-01
This is where we're at: these ugly, subhuman cretins who've made out well financially get to scold a performer whose work appeals to regular working people because it might offend some imaginary minority that's constantly being gassed or fleeing a war torn country.
And they get thousands of retweets and likes on Twitter.
On the bright side, imagine being either of these fat shits. Their sex life sucks, and the whole point of having money is to have sex with good looking people.
1 DryTeeth 2019-01-01
And the best part - these same subhuman cretins do not interact with the "minority" group they think they're protecting.
They are the first to jump up and scream racism yet they dont have to share a fucking train with these ppl or work side by side with them.
Just another disgusting extension of the pussification in the American male.
1 Trick_Belt 2019-01-01
It's always a good sign when you articulate your juvenile outrage with cliches. You are killing it right now.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-01
How's this cliche for you? You're a faggot.
1 Trick_Belt 2019-01-01
Impotent rage about "the pussification of the American male" has been a cliche for years at this point. Sorry I touched a nerve.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-01
The only nerves you touch are the ones in the head of a cock, faggot
1 Trick_Belt 2019-01-01
Great stuff. Say faggot more, it definitely makes you tough and hilarious.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-01
Faggot
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-01-01
Prove that it isn't happening, bugman.
1 DryTeeth 2019-01-01
Right. Let me pose a scenario to you u/Trick_Belt :
In an effort to feel smart, some Shithead replied to a comment, saying someone was a dope for using a "cliche"...
What if that same exact shithead, in his reply, used the bullshit cliche! "you are killing it right now"
Is it fair to say the shithead failed miserably at trying to be the smartest guy in the room? Maybe the shithead should go back to reddit, with the other uppity faggots.
1 Trick_Belt 2019-01-01
Yes, I used a cliched phrase ironically, to further mock you. It's not rocket science. You look even dumber now than you did in the first place.
You honestly think this place is "different" somehow than the rest of Reddit? And that actually matters to you? That's more pathetic than anything I could have come up with, so thanks.
1 McGowan9 2019-01-01
Flatso
1 Zombied77 2019-01-01
The most useless of God's creations.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-01
I doubt they were touched by God at any point
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-01-01
I mean, I'm not trying to defend Jim spitting on the floor at work here. But looking at these 2 kind of makes me understand where he's coming from.
1 Turd32 2019-01-01
A couple of Pigs
1 anorock13 2019-01-01
Gross.
1 CompleteZilch 2019-01-01
Wow, the Library foundation really lucked out with their celebrity guest this year. A professional couch sitter and it's wife, microwaved Jennifer Aniston .
1 VicDumb 2019-01-01
Fat Edie Falco
1 Deaumont 2019-01-01
Eatie Falco
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2019-01-01
simp bitch
1 OperationPolybius 2019-01-01
Gerard Depardieu lookin cunt
1 guccimanelaflare 2019-01-01
Gloria Vanderbilt collection glasses
1 SensibleKeks 2019-01-01
She took their bull's last name.
1 T-Earl-Grey-Hot 2019-01-01
Fat ugly wife? She's a thicc milf. He married way above his league.
1 T-Earl-Grey-Hot 2019-01-01
See you at the mandingo party, Richter
1 GreekIsExtra 2019-01-01
Looking through her Twitter, it's clear that Andy married his fag hag.i haven't seen someone so rah rah for sodomy as her on the internet since I last saw Brother Joe.
1 iHateAllYouFucks 2019-01-01
Lumpy faced cunt.
1 JVLegend 2019-01-01
She has 2 last names and neither one is his.
1 Anuskasvo 2019-01-01
I bet he wears a chastity belt. What a fag.
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2019-01-01
Did they name a scale after these dudes?
1 any1ne 2019-01-01
What did I miss?
1 FatMosque 2019-01-01
Andy Richter being a fag
1 MiniChipper 2019-01-01
His dad came out later as gay. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Richter
1 TheMaestro2 2019-01-01
Best part of his wiki article is “best known as a sidekick”
1 Laymans_Perspective 2019-01-01
she's upset about the fighting fucking and fisting, 2 man party
1 Laymans_Perspective 2019-01-01
"wife"
1 LannisterLoyalist 2019-01-01
This bitch looks like she was drawn by Gary Larson.
1 DickSlit 2019-01-01
If he has kids, surely they find it impossible to respect or even pity him.
1 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2019-01-01
Fat Marcia Brady
1 Artie-Larger 2019-01-01
I went from feeling indifferent about this guy , to absolutely hating him within 24 hours.
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2019-01-01
I know, I love this sub too.
1 cumspaces 2019-01-01
What an absolute zero this guy is
1 age_of_cage 2019-01-01
She looks like the fat friend from some high school girls film. He looks like a chinese potato with down syndrome
1 RapistWithAIDS 2019-01-01
He always has that faggot smile
1 fervt 2019-01-01
It looks like the genuinely happy to be here smile Norton puts on.
1 realister 2019-01-01
which one is Andy Richter?
1 Axelfolly 2019-01-01
Isn't the point of making it in Hollywood to bang hotter women than u normally would be able to? Instead he finds Philip Seymour Hoffman's grandmother?
1 doublevea 2019-01-01
Don't disgrace the legacy of PSH like this
1 wqt00 2019-01-01
The old lesbian cat lady glasses were an excellent choice in eyewear.
1 EvanMG23 2019-01-01
Nice pant legs, stupid.
1 JuiceBusters 2019-01-01
Holy shit it turns out his father really did turn gay.
Oh that just explained a WHOLE LOT about his reaction to Louis CKs set! That explains a lot about him ranting about 'old white men doing whatever they want!' and oh ya.
Wow, that is brutal! His dad was apparently caught sucking off another man in a park, Andy's parents divorced.. holy shit.
1 JuanChrist 2019-01-01
Why is she not smiling lol
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2019-01-01
Looks like she's been taken hostage.
1 JuanChrist 2019-01-01
More like she’s reluctantly doing him a favor hahaha
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-01-01
Blonde and fat big ass, this is exactly the type of white woman the bros love. She probably was fucking them 5 at time.
1 get2dachoppa18 2019-01-01
What the fuck is this sub?
1 OandAbaron 2019-01-01
Big pig coal burner
1 db111 2019-01-01
I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly.
1 Zombied77 2019-01-01
The most useless of God's creations.
1 fervt 2019-01-01
It looks like the genuinely happy to be here smile Norton puts on.
1 Trick_Belt 2019-01-01
Yes, I used a cliched phrase ironically, to further mock you. It's not rocket science. You look even dumber now than you did in the first place.
You honestly think this place is "different" somehow than the rest of Reddit? And that actually matters to you? That's more pathetic than anything I could have come up with, so thanks.