My fat ugly wife won’t even take my last name. I’m not a man. I’m just a lump of shit who sits on a couch.

1  2019-01-01 by BoringToddBarry

85 comments

He always looks really proud in photos featuring the two of them. She always looks like she suffers from chronic depression.

IBS

I'll bet she wears diapers.

I just need to post this again, take that concept and add a black son.

Andy Richter: Controlling the Universe

Is that their son’s boyfriend?

It's Andy's

How embarrassing for the black kid.

The black son looks the oldest actually. So did he get with her when she was already knocked up by a black dude? Because it looks like she immediately got pregnant with the white son after the black one.

One of them came out overcooked

They're already rebooting "This Is Us"?

....I know that fella on the right; but I'm not sure where from.

That’s Andy Richter’s husband.

Beverly Hills Ninja, I'm pretty sure

Looks like Carmela soprano after an allergic reaction

David Spade before he lost the weight?

Mike Birbiglia had the same thing going on and Patrice called him out on that pussy shit.

Patrice was a nasty obese(which is so much more disgusting than just be8ng fat) mess whose ex gf(not even a wife) and side kid are still picking his pockets from the grave. Even though I think mikes comedy stinks he wins this one.

Wins being alive?

The guys talking about something completely different

Patrice was the best but you're spot on. Him and Burr have the answers but don't take their own advice.

Listen to Patrice talk about race. For all the worship he gets from faggots on internet message boards, he had the most consistently victimy, most womanly worldview of anyone on the show. He was always a victim, he was always oppressed, he never could take responsibility and he didn't seem to believe he was capable enough to improve his circumstances.

he knew nothing about race either, the faggots here have a boner for him only cause of his redpill views on women

Well at least Patrice didn't give away his dogs and put a ring on a gummy 2

So why is he trying to win the approval of women? What is he done that he is afraid of? And what makes him think he can win women? Look what he married. Look what he settled for. This man can’t win a woman that is actually worth winning. Stop trying.

Maybe he rapes teenagers like Cumia, maybe we should look into and run with it..

Or just run with it.

He's gay just like his gay father before him.

This is where we're at: these ugly, subhuman cretins who've made out well financially get to scold a performer whose work appeals to regular working people because it might offend some imaginary minority that's constantly being gassed or fleeing a war torn country.

And they get thousands of retweets and likes on Twitter.

On the bright side, imagine being either of these fat shits. Their sex life sucks, and the whole point of having money is to have sex with good looking people.

And the best part - these same subhuman cretins do not interact with the "minority" group they think they're protecting.

They are the first to jump up and scream racism yet they dont have to share a fucking train with these ppl or work side by side with them.

Just another disgusting extension of the pussification in the American male.

the pussification in the American male.

It's always a good sign when you articulate your juvenile outrage with cliches. You are killing it right now.

How's this cliche for you? You're a faggot.

Impotent rage about "the pussification of the American male" has been a cliche for years at this point. Sorry I touched a nerve.

The only nerves you touch are the ones in the head of a cock, faggot

Great stuff. Say faggot more, it definitely makes you tough and hilarious.

Faggot

Prove that it isn't happening, bugman.

Right. Let me pose a scenario to you u/Trick_Belt :

In an effort to feel smart, some Shithead replied to a comment, saying someone was a dope for using a "cliche"...

What if that same exact shithead, in his reply, used the bullshit cliche! "you are killing it right now"

Is it fair to say the shithead failed miserably at trying to be the smartest guy in the room? Maybe the shithead should go back to reddit, with the other uppity faggots.

Yes, I used a cliched phrase ironically, to further mock you. It's not rocket science. You look even dumber now than you did in the first place.

go back to reddit

You honestly think this place is "different" somehow than the rest of Reddit? And that actually matters to you? That's more pathetic than anything I could have come up with, so thanks.

Flatso

The most useless of God's creations.

I doubt they were touched by God at any point

I mean, I'm not trying to defend Jim spitting on the floor at work here. But looking at these 2 kind of makes me understand where he's coming from.

A couple of Pigs

Gross.

Wow, the Library foundation really lucked out with their celebrity guest this year. A professional couch sitter and it's wife, microwaved Jennifer Aniston .

Fat Edie Falco

Eatie Falco

simp bitch

Gerard Depardieu lookin cunt

Gloria Vanderbilt collection glasses

She took their bull's last name.

Fat ugly wife? She's a thicc milf. He married way above his league.

See you at the mandingo party, Richter

Looking through her Twitter, it's clear that Andy married his fag hag.i haven't seen someone so rah rah for sodomy as her on the internet since I last saw Brother Joe.

Lumpy faced cunt.

She has 2 last names and neither one is his.

I bet he wears a chastity belt. What a fag.

Did they name a scale after these dudes?

What did I miss?

Andy Richter being a fag

His dad came out later as gay. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Richter

Best part of his wiki article is “best known as a sidekick”

she's upset about the fighting fucking and fisting, 2 man party

"wife"

This bitch looks like she was drawn by Gary Larson.

If he has kids, surely they find it impossible to respect or even pity him.

Fat Marcia Brady

I went from feeling indifferent about this guy , to absolutely hating him within 24 hours.

I know, I love this sub too.

What an absolute zero this guy is

She looks like the fat friend from some high school girls film. He looks like a chinese potato with down syndrome

He always has that faggot smile

It looks like the genuinely happy to be here smile Norton puts on.

which one is Andy Richter?

Isn't the point of making it in Hollywood to bang hotter women than u normally would be able to? Instead he finds Philip Seymour Hoffman's grandmother?

Don't disgrace the legacy of PSH like this

The old lesbian cat lady glasses were an excellent choice in eyewear.

Nice pant legs, stupid.

Holy shit it turns out his father really did turn gay.

Oh that just explained a WHOLE LOT about his reaction to Louis CKs set! That explains a lot about him ranting about 'old white men doing whatever they want!' and oh ya.

Wow, that is brutal! His dad was apparently caught sucking off another man in a park, Andy's parents divorced.. holy shit.

Why is she not smiling lol

Looks like she's been taken hostage.

More like she’s reluctantly doing him a favor hahaha

Blonde and fat big ass, this is exactly the type of white woman the bros love. She probably was fucking them 5 at time.

What the fuck is this sub?

Big pig coal burner

I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly.

The most useless of God's creations.

It looks like the genuinely happy to be here smile Norton puts on.

Yes, I used a cliched phrase ironically, to further mock you. It's not rocket science. You look even dumber now than you did in the first place.

go back to reddit

You honestly think this place is "different" somehow than the rest of Reddit? And that actually matters to you? That's more pathetic than anything I could have come up with, so thanks.