Anthony Cumia Death Pool Contest

1  2018-12-31 by ghandicumia

Seeing as Anthony Cumia is "sick" every week and Gavin said he was having Missy running to get his pills for him, I think it's high time we announce the Anthony Cumia Death Pool Contest.

Pick your date in the comments. One date per person, once it's chosen it's done. Winner will receive a $20 gift certificate to Panera Bread.

25 comments

April 19th 2020

Some black teenagers will be walking behind him one day and he'll get so scared he has a massive heart attack and dies. I'm guessing it'll be sometime next September.

Jan 3, 2019

Hopefully sometime before the end of 2018.

It'll happen on a July 4th.

July 6 2019

Next Tuesday.

Better luck next time bitch

You gonna keep this up for the next 27 years?

Yes

I think he's already dead and what we're seeing is kind of a Weekend at Bernie's charade being kept up by Fred from Brooklyn and Bobo, except brother Joe's frontal lobe is the corpse and Anthony is a separate, unused corpse that happens to legally own the house.

Jun 3 2019

May 23

February 14th 2019. Mixed drug intoxication.

July 5th 2023

January 1st, 2019. He'll drop dead in order to celebrate the one year anniversary of Roe passing.

October 8th 2019

1 Feb 2019 at around 11:33am.

Are the pills confirmed?

June 8 2020

December 23, 2027

Sorry, I dont think we're lucky enough to have him die sooner. But that date above will be a full seven years after anyone knows or cares who he is.

Don't be a Debbie Downer.

March 24th, 2020.

March 17 2019 suicide/overdose

Martin Luther King Day. Liver cancer or Cirrhosis.