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Well, he's a pathetic loser who's all alone in his Citizen Kane McMansion and they're all a bunch of fat, ball-washing hangers-on, so probably every night. I bet it's a Billy Madison situation and they never leave.
Haven’t been here for that long but seems like the eternal damnation the inhabitants of this sub brings on themselves will only be done when Opie, Anthony and Jim all die by their own hands.
The wonderful part of this, even if this one isn't true, is that it will ALL be true very soon. Anthony is 57 and Joe is 86. They do not have longevity in their genes. We will get to watch them die. I have some ideas for what we might do between their brain deaths and actual deaths.
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1 VigoTheCarpethian 2018-12-31
How often does Ant have these mongrels over.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-12-31
Well, he's a pathetic loser who's all alone in his Citizen Kane McMansion and they're all a bunch of fat, ball-washing hangers-on, so probably every night. I bet it's a Billy Madison situation and they never leave.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-12-31
"Stop looking at me Sue!"
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-12-31
The arch-leech Big A lives there apparently.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-12-31
impressive
1 cbanks420lol 2018-12-31
Liver failure. He'll be dead in 72 hours.
1 Jungies 2018-12-31
....blood foaming from both ends, "No, it's just the flu, I'm fine".
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-12-31
No no no no... I’m not foaming blood from both ends.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2018-12-31
What's going to lose more content for this sub? Nana dying or when she lost her Twitter?
1 cbanks420lol 2018-12-31
We won't be free until they're all dead of various illnesses.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2018-12-31
Like those ghost soldiers in Lord of the Rings
1 kickassery 2018-12-31
(reddit 2028) "Remember that time Nana's faggot brother was crying about reddit and imgur on the Peoples Court?"
1 uptownshakedown 2018-12-31
Haven’t been here for that long but seems like the eternal damnation the inhabitants of this sub brings on themselves will only be done when Opie, Anthony and Jim all die by their own hands.
1 Colinfagerty 2018-12-31
Your lips to god’s ears.
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-12-31
🤞🤞🤞🤞
1 JamesJCrowe 2018-12-31
AntH contracted mesothelioma from hanging around FredCumQueens, guy is covered in asbestos.
1 BelgiumJimmy 2018-12-31
Pancreatitis
1 Jungies 2018-12-31
Why doesn't he just hide upstairs in his coffin while everyone else parties in the basement, rather than ruin the servant's good time?
Selfish prick.
1 hottakespro 2018-12-31
"servant's" - nice plural possessive, stupid.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-12-31
East or west wing?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-12-31
Imagine the disappointment of that 13 year old when she would have showed up expecting a castle.
1 Magicmetalknight 2018-12-31
Compound hangers on immediately throwing Ant under the bus
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-12-31
Buttflu
1 thrillated 2018-12-31
If he died the same day as Ro did, it'd be poetically tragic.
1 of_lower_stock 2018-12-31
The wonderful part of this, even if this one isn't true, is that it will ALL be true very soon. Anthony is 57 and Joe is 86. They do not have longevity in their genes. We will get to watch them die. I have some ideas for what we might do between their brain deaths and actual deaths.
1 MonicaKaczynski 2018-12-31
even if they survive it will be great seeing them as 70 year old geriatrics
1 GrandTefftAuto 2018-12-31
We already are.
1 ObscurityBound 2018-12-31
http://gph.is/2lEJiWd
1 humblebrag 2018-12-31
The only good thing about that shit site is that I can see the title and ignore the stupid gif before it loads.
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-12-31
Uh oh, Fred is rolling with the punches.
That tactic won’t make us go away or stop attacking you or your liege lord, stupid.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-12-31
I love a late Christmas present.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2018-12-31
ANTHONY CUMIA OFFICIALLY ON DEATH WATCH
1 BoatHack2 2018-12-31
Joe and Keith are currently creating their own forged versions of Ant's updated will.
Joe's is being written in Crayon.
1 ucfgavin 2018-12-31
He's probably faking it because he realized he can't afford to pay for 30 mooches to come over and eat and drink all of his shit
1 snake6118 2018-12-31
His fingers are crossed hoping Sleepy Poptart's next response will be "well im free on new years as well, we could hang out at my place."
1 CarlinsPoltergeist 2018-12-31
I just set up an escort appointment with Sue. Do you think she has it?
1 tjdon 2018-12-31
Do these losers hang out together every night? None of them have wives, families or people they met before the radio show?
1 TheHotsauceKid 2018-12-31
Aging gracefully. Full blown AIDS.
1 Colinfagerty 2018-12-31
FEEDNANA
1 Purplestahli 2018-12-31
HAPPY DEW YEAR!
1 LamarThePotato 2018-12-31
Line of the day.
1 JustAnotherDumbSpic 2018-12-31
Now you know why straight pornstars are reluctant to crossover.
1 wicked_crayfish 2018-12-31
He never looks good, hes a raging alcholic.
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