"What you gonna do? Take away my birthday?"

1  2018-12-30 by JimNortonsSobriety

76 comments

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Nice title, stupid

Louis’ joke about young people was so funny. “Kids are so boring these days, they try to tell you not to say inappropriate shit...like what are you a fucking old lady? That’s what old ladies do. you’re supposed to be doing shots and fucking eachother”

Shame he stole the entire bit from Stanhope about 8 years ago

It's a somewhat common complaint, thats like saying he stole the Xenu gender shit from Jordan Peterson, it's just refreshing to hear Louis say it

Yeah. That's kind of a tricky issue in comedy. The real plagiarism issue is when it's a long bit or personal story that you're obviously copying IMO. Like when Mr. Holiness did Cosby's decades old bit about a father training his son to be a great football player and then when he's on tv after winning the super bowl he thanks his mom, infuriating his dad. That's plagiarism.

Stanhope bit not posted for comparison obviously.

It's from No Refunds. I still think Louis put his own spin on it, but Stanhope definitely told a similar joke.

No time stamp https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YmzKmTIe_m4

That's a tough one, man. I'm gonna have to take the middle on this one.

It’s a very simple point to make, probably every white comedian over the age of 50 has a joke like that

It's a premise and not a unique one.

Stanhope also stole the whole “you sound so cynical about addiction that you lose an argument about alcoholism to Jim Norton of all people" thing.

"You already took my fucking neck."

god damn you for that wholesome chuckle

Louis definitely learned a lesson. No more pandering.

I'm glad he's back.

He's 'back' until his career takes off and he has something to lose again.

He'll never reach the level he was at.

Hilary would make a wonderful president because she is a mother.

One set doesnt erase that bullshit

It certainly helps. I'm pretty sure he knew it was all down hill once he said that stupid shit.

can't tell if mocking him or acting like this is good. Upvoting it assuming it's mocking him.

Nah, I like the guy and his standup and that line.

If you don't understand why that line is hilarious, you're a fucking idiot.

whoa whoa whoa...

Louis is a pandering cunt.

So what. He learned his lesson, what do you want from the guy? At least he’s funny again.

No. He's not.

And this is just a set up to his turn back to being the "hipster male face of feminism" he was un 2016.

Just cause someone doesn’t like Trump doesn’t make them a pandering cunt....Trump is a very unlikable person

Hosp, i told you to mind your betters.

Didn't like the bit about black cock at all. It is a Jewish myth propagated by pornographers. Any actual study where the measure bone pressed flaccid stretched length shows it's a lie. And niggers literally kill each other over having small dicks believing they have been cursed through voodoo. It's a massive problem in Africa

Are you doing an alt-right parody?

Oof one of the discord gay ops antiracist faggots. Drink bleach

discord gay ops antiracist faggots

I don't use discoord and I normally don't care if somebody is racist. You just amused me.

https://www.livescience.com/28015-penis-snatching-panics-koro.html

Not my fault you are ignorant. Africans believe they have small dicks because someone stole their dick with voodoo. They are burning folks at the stake like witches. Why would they do that if MUH BBC

Africans also rape virgin girls and think it'll cure their aids, are you saying the Jews cooked that one up too?

Not virgin girls buddy. Literally babies. It's called the virgin cleansing myth and 1/3rd of Africans believe by raping an infant you can cure aids. Now here's the disconnect little guy, I didn't say that the Jews created voodoo. I said they created the myth of BBC. Now let's think rationally you little homo interracial blacked porn has been running at a loss for over 60 years it wasn't until recently faggots like you started absorbing it. That's why it pays more. And pray tell why do you think that is? Why would Jews spend more money to have tiny white girls fuck a black guy. Now you're getting it dumbass. The whole point is to erase whiteness by tricking white women into the myth of BBC.

I mean I tend to stay away from the Mandingo porn, but why would Jews run porn sales at a loss when they could manipulate porn in the same way they allegedly do with the rest of media; there's popular black movie stars and musicians who aren't popular because of the size of their dicks, and the media companies who own these negros are wildly successful. Why would Jews go out of their way to lose money to propogate some false media image when they've been making money hand over fist by exoticising blacks in Hollywood and Music?

You can't manipulate sales retard. Only the content. Look at the company that owns every porn site there's your answer

You just said they were running black porn at a loss for years how could they justify that without manipulating sales.

Also, Jews (among others) manipulated the prices on housing bonds in 2007, lied about their price even though they were worthless because nobody paid their mortgages. If they could manipulate then why wouldn't they do it now?

Look at the company that owns every porn site there's your answer

Which company is that, Mossad?

Lol I bet you are the kind of retard who thinks wars in the middle East are about oil.

Money doesn't matter. To the Jews the most important thing is the erasure of the white race. To that end nothing else matters. That's why mindgeek will exist in the red for years.

Also never talk about mortgage backed securities again you don't get the landscape at all

Well aren't you a one man know it all, tell me what you do for a living with this breadth of political and financial knowledge? Head of finances at tinfoil hats Inc, or do you just lurk on the internet and spew the same shit other retards who don't actually know how the world works, all the while feeling better about how you haven't achieved anything in life because the Jews have stopped you from succeeding at every turn

You could have not picked a more Jewish reply

Yeah you observe these things and it's all factual that means you are a loser!!!

Piss off kike. I know your true form now

What facts you haven't even answered my question, goym

Normal well adjusted people call others “discord gay ops anti racist faggots”

Yep... this is stuff straight men worry about.

Africans can have their big dicks. We get space travel and medicine. win-win.

They don't though

Bro Joe's account!

Publish the results of your bone-pressed flaccid stretched length negro cock study and we'll take a look at the data.

Yo....wtf is with this place lately? Holy fuckingnshit I hope this is a parody

It's not true that black guys have big dicks and I'm sick of you guys acting like it is true because you're making me feel really badly about myself while I'm thinking of big black cocks!!!

Stop watching porn

Hes mocking you, idiot.

Wow no really? Are you black

No, im a pasty Scotsman.

Sure thing 68 iq

You think i have to be black because i disagree with you? You are mentally ill.

Oof you really are dumb enough to be black. Ask one of your white friends to read my post and explain it to you we are getting no where with you reading them trayvon.

The nerve of you calling anyone dumb is staggering. Are you doing a bit?

Learn to read banjo lips, then maybe you'll be able to assess a situation. Now fuck off Daddy doesn't want to entertain children nig iq

"Assess a situation" is that your impression of an intelligent individual? Everything you write reeks of insecurity. Dont punch out like a faggot, come now.

This is literally like when a child tries to fight an adult. You dont even have a slight possibility of winning but you don't even understand that because you are literally too dumb to comprehend my words. Keep trying little nigger. Maybe you'll accidentally type something of value

Is it literally like that, aye? Keep feverishly rifling through your thesaurus for synonyms you think look clever. And just so you know, people not comprehending your words isnt a sign of their stupidity. It shows you lack the ability to communicate clearly.

Literally is a big word. Why do I bother wasting time on literal niggers you are too dumb. It is a gift to you that I speak to you. Fucking disappear nigger.

Anybody who uses the phrase "bone pressed" for any reason is an irredeemable faggot.

Its comedy you autistic cunt.

Which needs to be grounded in reality faggot

I know this is a lie because it indicates Africans killing each other is a bad thing.

It's weird seeing everyone talk about Louis being "back". Did you guys stop listening to his stand up and just assume it was pozzed and gay? Louis is like Burr - he was always funny on stage, he's just a huge faggot.

You are right, but that air of superiority is not charming.

I'm the most sophisticated man on the subreddit.

You seem to say this as a joke or taunt, but I can easily imagine that you mean it.

Except Burrs latest Netflix special, or maybe second most recent, the one with the overlong Gorilla bit (the irony) was fucking shite

The gorilla bit was excellent.

Alright Mrs Hill

Well Mr. CK, I hope you learned your lesson about shilling for cucks. If you continue to show this much progress during your rehabilitation, we just might let you back in our club. Don't worry, the compound is full of broads to tenderize your cock in front of.

It's a somewhat common complaint, thats like saying he stole the Xenu gender shit from Jordan Peterson, it's just refreshing to hear Louis say it

Stanhope bit not posted for comparison obviously.

It’s a very simple point to make, probably every white comedian over the age of 50 has a joke like that

It's a premise and not a unique one.

Stanhope also stole the whole “you sound so cynical about addiction that you lose an argument about alcoholism to Jim Norton of all people" thing.

Stop watching porn

That's a tough one, man. I'm gonna have to take the middle on this one.