1 2018-12-30 by ISO__JOE
1 Zach86 2018-12-30
100% disaster shits everyday
1 ericthemidget_ 2018-12-30
He’s harmless you guys are just being mean
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-12-30
He teaches impressionable young people that it's okay to be buttfuckingly, bottomlessly, unendingly, abjectly stupid. That's far from harmless.
I retroactively wish the Cuban Missile Crisis had erupted into an apocalyptic nuclear war, so that this idiot's parents would have been vaporized before they could conceive him.
1 Vigil-Morganstein 2018-12-30
Aint that somethin
1 crookedmile 2018-12-30
I don't have to listen to these wild allegations!
1 Drkas1 2018-12-30
Don't be haters!
1 JimandFred 2018-12-30
and 100% tryhard.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-12-30
It’s hard work being so hateful all the time brothaman
1 call_me_winston 2018-12-30
does his hat say 'strip club' something
choke on your shitty spic meat clown
1 alkiefuck 2018-12-30
he's actually not bad, i listened the FREE opie podcast and he was trashing his autistic brother, quite funny
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-12-30
Get out
1 DildoRenter 2018-12-30
I'm gonna need a link to prove that, sir.
can't be arsed looking for it
i'm sure it's one of the earlier ones "carl ruiz interview" something like that
I can't blame you. He is a worthless piece of human garbage.
My apologies for asking you to waste time on him.
1 GunClubVRMod 2018-12-30
I've never seen a man work so hard at always hiding his bald head. This guy must have 400 hats on rotation.
1 racemic_mixture 2018-12-30
I've brought this up before but I can't help but do it again. He has a hat suitcase. It's a real thing and he has one.
1 CoolerKing37 2018-12-30
And that suitcase is shaped like a hat.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-12-30
If I hadn’t seen it before I wouldn’t believe this
He loads up hats in there like old people and those weekly pill containers, his life literally depends on it.
You say that like it makes me a bad person.
1 Attonitus1 2018-12-30
Do any of them fit him properly?
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-12-30
What a coincidence that all hat enhtusiasts are bald.
1 nana_is_hungry 2018-12-30
I actually like this dude. He’s pretty good at podcasting and I haven’t found a reason to not like him yet.
1 joomommyhappy 2018-12-30
https://youtu.be/tO-SGtCXggM?t=913
(skip to 15:13 if the timestamp doesn't work on your ColecoVision)
doesn't work on your ColecoVision
Heh.
1 JimNortonsSobriety 2018-12-30
Nobody would be the least bit surprised if there was human meat on that tray.
1 J-Bradley1 2018-12-30
Soylent Green??
1 LaphogWizard 2018-12-30
Shirt says "0% Vegetarian"
Plate has an onion on it
Nice try, shitdick.
1 TheElDan 2018-12-30
Nice math, stupid.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-12-30
He’s aight
1 dom6502 2018-12-30
Carl has been completely absent from this sub for months. I honestly forgot he existed
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-12-30
Lucky you
It was fun harassing him on Twitter a couple years ago when this retard didn't know how Twitter threads actually worked.
1 Bibimbap4211 2018-12-30
His ex wife had fat tits.
1 AceBoogie024 2018-12-30
He was married to Ben Shapiro's sister?
He fucked Mrs Chip Chipperson just to stick it to Norton, gotta give the guy some props for that.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-12-30
Name?
1 mouthmouth18 2018-12-30
100% lethal heart attack within a year
1 FAGGOT-FAGGOT 2018-12-30
nice overcooked meal, stupid
1 smallDick-Mailman 2018-12-30
They didn’t tell us about it until the 80s
1 jgnurly 2018-12-30
His chromosomes were overcooked
It’s bbq you retard.
Even BBQ masters know what meat must be cooked rare and medium-rare.
Nice lack of culinary aptitude, stupid.
1 KPIH 2018-12-30
He might be a fag, but I'll be damned if that food doesnt look delicious
1 MrCocklefroth 2018-12-30
Is Carl still fucking that crazy chipperson bitch?
1 TexasMan8888 2018-12-30
Yo this guy rolls with Opie. Just saying, be careful. I personally wouldn’t to be in the crosshairs of The Opster.
1 pithypariah 2018-12-30
This is not an attractive man.
1 mikejmarvin 2018-12-30
He was the most hatable part of Opies Sirius show.
1 BonesMalone2 2018-12-30
You realize Sherrod was on that show?
Carl subscribes to a hat of the month club
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-12-30
Fuck, Carl is starting to grow on me. He knows he is a complete ass.
His stories are compelling and he calls opie out on being a dildo
1 Colinfagerty 2018-12-30
Hilarious.
1 thrillated 2018-12-30
This guy was sugar daddying Mrs Chipperson for a while lmao
1 suchanjv 2018-12-30
I'm one of the very few that actually likes Carl. Better to listen to than most of the others right now.
1 Scorch_PFG 2018-12-30
I think he's okay. Sherrod Small and Vic Henley are trash.
1 of_lower_stock 2018-12-30
The guy on the right is wearing the faggiest sweater in the history of dicks. Is anyone else hungry?
1 FrankkWasBetter 2018-12-30
Christian Bale really went all out for this role.
It's missing a few puss-filled facial cysts?
1 NiceShirtStupid 2018-12-30
90% chance of a stroke.
1 StuttsyThePimp 2018-12-30
Unfunny cunt didn't lose enough in the divorce
1 white_hispanic 2018-12-30
So #ruizing is just eating fast food and red meat and drinking all day until you drop dead from cholesteral related diseases at 45?
1 [deleted] 2018-12-30
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Go help your comic friend replenish his meat truck, stupid.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-12-30
Your mom's box segment was atrocious.
1 Stulightning 2018-12-30
He should wear a shirt that says "I'm a stupid prick"
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1 Zach86 2018-12-30
100% disaster shits everyday
1 ericthemidget_ 2018-12-30
He’s harmless you guys are just being mean
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-12-30
He teaches impressionable young people that it's okay to be buttfuckingly, bottomlessly, unendingly, abjectly stupid. That's far from harmless.
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-12-30
I retroactively wish the Cuban Missile Crisis had erupted into an apocalyptic nuclear war, so that this idiot's parents would have been vaporized before they could conceive him.
1 Vigil-Morganstein 2018-12-30
Aint that somethin
1 crookedmile 2018-12-30
I don't have to listen to these wild allegations!
1 Drkas1 2018-12-30
Don't be haters!
1 JimandFred 2018-12-30
and 100% tryhard.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-12-30
It’s hard work being so hateful all the time brothaman
1 call_me_winston 2018-12-30
does his hat say 'strip club' something
choke on your shitty spic meat clown
1 alkiefuck 2018-12-30
he's actually not bad, i listened the FREE opie podcast and he was trashing his autistic brother, quite funny
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-12-30
Get out
1 DildoRenter 2018-12-30
I'm gonna need a link to prove that, sir.
1 alkiefuck 2018-12-30
can't be arsed looking for it
i'm sure it's one of the earlier ones "carl ruiz interview" something like that
1 DildoRenter 2018-12-30
I can't blame you. He is a worthless piece of human garbage.
My apologies for asking you to waste time on him.
1 GunClubVRMod 2018-12-30
I've never seen a man work so hard at always hiding his bald head. This guy must have 400 hats on rotation.
1 racemic_mixture 2018-12-30
I've brought this up before but I can't help but do it again. He has a hat suitcase. It's a real thing and he has one.
1 CoolerKing37 2018-12-30
And that suitcase is shaped like a hat.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-12-30
If I hadn’t seen it before I wouldn’t believe this
1 GunClubVRMod 2018-12-30
He loads up hats in there like old people and those weekly pill containers, his life literally depends on it.
1 DildoRenter 2018-12-30
You say that like it makes me a bad person.
1 Attonitus1 2018-12-30
Do any of them fit him properly?
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-12-30
What a coincidence that all hat enhtusiasts are bald.
1 nana_is_hungry 2018-12-30
I actually like this dude. He’s pretty good at podcasting and I haven’t found a reason to not like him yet.
1 joomommyhappy 2018-12-30
https://youtu.be/tO-SGtCXggM?t=913
(skip to 15:13 if the timestamp doesn't work on your ColecoVision)
1 DildoRenter 2018-12-30
Heh.
1 JimNortonsSobriety 2018-12-30
Nobody would be the least bit surprised if there was human meat on that tray.
1 J-Bradley1 2018-12-30
Soylent Green??
1 LaphogWizard 2018-12-30
Shirt says "0% Vegetarian"
Plate has an onion on it
Nice try, shitdick.
1 TheElDan 2018-12-30
Nice math, stupid.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-12-30
He’s aight
1 dom6502 2018-12-30
Carl has been completely absent from this sub for months. I honestly forgot he existed
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-12-30
Lucky you
1 DildoRenter 2018-12-30
It was fun harassing him on Twitter a couple years ago when this retard didn't know how Twitter threads actually worked.
1 Bibimbap4211 2018-12-30
His ex wife had fat tits.
1 AceBoogie024 2018-12-30
He was married to Ben Shapiro's sister?
1 TheElDan 2018-12-30
He fucked Mrs Chip Chipperson just to stick it to Norton, gotta give the guy some props for that.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-12-30
Name?
1 mouthmouth18 2018-12-30
100% lethal heart attack within a year
1 FAGGOT-FAGGOT 2018-12-30
nice overcooked meal, stupid
1 smallDick-Mailman 2018-12-30
They didn’t tell us about it until the 80s
1 jgnurly 2018-12-30
His chromosomes were overcooked
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-12-30
It’s bbq you retard.
1 DildoRenter 2018-12-30
Even BBQ masters know what meat must be cooked rare and medium-rare.
Nice lack of culinary aptitude, stupid.
1 KPIH 2018-12-30
He might be a fag, but I'll be damned if that food doesnt look delicious
1 MrCocklefroth 2018-12-30
Is Carl still fucking that crazy chipperson bitch?
1 TexasMan8888 2018-12-30
Yo this guy rolls with Opie. Just saying, be careful. I personally wouldn’t to be in the crosshairs of The Opster.
1 pithypariah 2018-12-30
This is not an attractive man.
1 mikejmarvin 2018-12-30
He was the most hatable part of Opies Sirius show.
1 BonesMalone2 2018-12-30
You realize Sherrod was on that show?
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-12-30
Carl subscribes to a hat of the month club
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-12-30
Fuck, Carl is starting to grow on me. He knows he is a complete ass.
His stories are compelling and he calls opie out on being a dildo
1 Colinfagerty 2018-12-30
Hilarious.
1 thrillated 2018-12-30
This guy was sugar daddying Mrs Chipperson for a while lmao
1 suchanjv 2018-12-30
I'm one of the very few that actually likes Carl. Better to listen to than most of the others right now.
1 Scorch_PFG 2018-12-30
I think he's okay. Sherrod Small and Vic Henley are trash.
1 of_lower_stock 2018-12-30
The guy on the right is wearing the faggiest sweater in the history of dicks. Is anyone else hungry?
1 FrankkWasBetter 2018-12-30
Christian Bale really went all out for this role.
1 DildoRenter 2018-12-30
It's missing a few puss-filled facial cysts?
1 NiceShirtStupid 2018-12-30
90% chance of a stroke.
1 StuttsyThePimp 2018-12-30
Unfunny cunt didn't lose enough in the divorce
1 white_hispanic 2018-12-30
So #ruizing is just eating fast food and red meat and drinking all day until you drop dead from cholesteral related diseases at 45?
1 [deleted] 2018-12-30
[removed]
1 DildoRenter 2018-12-30
Go help your comic friend replenish his meat truck, stupid.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-12-30
Your mom's box segment was atrocious.
1 Stulightning 2018-12-30
He should wear a shirt that says "I'm a stupid prick"
1 DildoRenter 2018-12-30
It's missing a few puss-filled facial cysts?