Nice grammar, stupid.

I lost a quarter yesterday. It hurt.

I lost your sister in a dice game to some Tunisian slavers.

4 grand on a prostitute in nevada. When I got to the brothel, she was like "it'll be 4 thousand" and I had already traveled all that way, so I was like "oh fuck it... fine."

She had the audacity to imply that she wanted me to tip her afterwards, too. Are you kidding cunt?

What a retard. You I mean. That better had been the best fuck of your life.

Jerking your pud makes economic sense instead of blowing 4g’s.

once i bought a girl sushi and i got to fuck her butt while her cat watched

youre doing it wrong

I facked up

You are a fucking pathetic simp.

You are the reason Twitch THOTS and Instagram whores exist.

No im not. Ive never so much as "liked" a womans photo on facebook.

But you paid 4000. I'm white trash so I can't comprehend that.

"women women women.. why was I born handsome instead of rich?"

I didnt weigh my options correctly. She was sitting half nude on the bed and I had just taken a 40+ minute drive to the middle of nowhere for this. So I thought "fuck it, fine". If i hadve known the price beforehand I wouldnt have gone.

Iget it the buildup was too great to just turn it down, if you could spare the money more power to you.

But 4000 is a lot of money dude 😂 fucking retard

Congratulations friend. It isn't every guy who has the wealth to piss away 4k and not have it really matter.

She would have taken much less idiot. They always ask for more.

Wait really? That pisses me off if true.

I don't know if you're being serious but a couple weeks ago I went to this building at then end of the night. There was a girl I had never seen but she was very forward and said it would cost $250 for some head. I told her I had 60 bucks on me and asked what she wanted to do. Of course she took it and still blew me. I was lying too and I think she saw that I had more in my wallet but she didn't say anything. This woman was not a prize catch though. I mean if you paid 4 grand I don't even know dude. For 4 grand I'd want like at least 4 girls and some complimentary blow.

I am being serious because it was a legal brothel with high-class hookers,and she said 4 grand for 1 hour, and 6 grand for 2. so I figured there'd be no bargaining. Either way, I'm aware I fucked up.

When my friends asked how much it costed when I got back to vegas, I was like "yeah a thousand bucks" and they all gave me so much shit despite it being 4x that amount lol. :(

I've never been to a high end brothel. I live in Portland like the faggot that I am. There's places all over but they aren't legal. Massage parlors, or lingerie "models". They advertise it as just girls dancing for you but everyone knows what goes on. 4 grand though Jesus dude. I can't imagine that. Take half that to any club here and you're taking home at least one or two girls. They're not 10's but solid 6's at least and who the fuck am I to be a beggar?

No whore is worth 4000. I'm disappointed you did that.

Low moment in my life.

Hers too. OhhhhhhhhH!

She had the audacity to imply that she wanted me to tip her afterwards, too. Are you kidding cunt?

Are you trying to make it sound like you're streetwise and smart in this scenario? You paid someone 4k to have sex with them, you might be the biggest idiot I've ever come across.

4 grand on a prostitute in nevada. I thought it'd only be around 300 bucks. When I got to the brothel, she was like "it'll be 4 thousand" and I had already travelled all that way, so I was like "oh fuck it... fine."

Brothel whores are the absolute bottom of the barrel. You could get a smoking hot blonde with big tits for 300-500 and not have to leave your hotel room in Vegas.

I was really drunk and gave a stripper an extra hundred to blow me. It wasn't worth it I was too drunk and I'm too gay to even finish.

Good, slightly wealthy Louie was funnier

So money is just called 'Jew' now? This is a pleasing development.

Man, there's no joke that can't be improved by some dopey idiot re-stating the joke and signaling his approval of it. We don't deserve you.

This is great joke.

This is bad comment.

The Jewish issue is no joke my friend.

I believe it's known as 'The Jewish Question' friend

My interpretation was that it was a malapropism making fun of the way British people speak.

Atleast thousands.

Bouth a thousand, a couple couple times.

Hell,he could of got Vos to jerk him off daily for 40 bucks a wack.

I am being serious because it was a legal brothel with high-class hookers,and she said 4 grand for 1 hour, and 6 grand for 2. so I figured there'd be no bargaining. Either way, I'm aware I fucked up.

When my friends asked how much it costed when I got back to vegas, I was like "yeah a thousand bucks" and they all gave me so much shit despite it being 4x that amount lol. :(