Perfect time for a nestea bottle full of piss of boiling water and sugar to be thrown at his baby raping teeth

His pant leg is wet like he pissed his pants

What does boiling water and sugar do?

After all these years this Nigga didn’t even get a Gibson Explorer. What a cheap piece of shit.

It’s a Hammer. Some of them aren’t that bad. But I’ll bet you can bet your bottom dollar that Vox Amp is a rental. In his videos in his home “studio” he’s using a fucking Line Six.

It’s like a $400 guitar made in Korea. It’s fine but when you talk up your cosplay band as much as Joe does having the right guitars should be a given. I think I read him say he owns the Vox but never uses it anymore because of the Line 6. Lazy, cloth-eared, cheap faggot.

I’m just surprised Ant went all out to get him an at least known Korean made guitar. There is know way Ants going to buy him an actual Gibson Explorer.

Times were better then. Now he can only afford $90 Gobson’s and Funder’s.

RC Bich

Yeah but Line 6 amps have a lot of built in effects and presets. MORE ALWAYS = BETTER even if you sound like you're farting out of a tin can.

Nothing like that tin can/string telephone tone to really recreate the giant megaband experience.

Don’t you know that Joe Cumia is the king of tone? Why else would he spend thousands on cheap Chinese knockoff guitars and shitty artificial amps if he didn’t know what he was doing?

I use a line 6 spider valve, why u gotta hate? It’s a decent amp

In his defense it looks like a late 70s early 80s Usa made Hamer and probably better than Gibson during that time period.

"Would the owner of the double-parked tractor please remove his vehicle? - And don't forget the ladies' night special at 12.95! Bonapat..., buonatip..., enjoy your meal." 1 2 3 4 <HEY MACARENA>

I was "friends with the band" when I was like 15, that was my "in" to start getting served at various bars around town underage... The places Joe plays at would be embarrassing to those 19-20 year old kids I was friends with, they may have stayed in school if they saw THIS as their life at 60

Honestly I would simply quit if I was doing the gigs Joe does. It isn’t worth it if that’s your level.

What else is he going to do?

Joe's look on his face Reeks of low intelligence

Remember, folks, only an absolute fool would try to make a living playing original music! -BroJoe. So the message there is who gives a shit about integrity, originality or anything having to do with struggling for your dream. Just outright thieve from someone else’s “foolish” originality, creativity and struggles to make your living off of! Let someone else go through all the ups and downs and then when they finally achieve success and fame just rob them! Steal their shit and charge $ for it. Ya know, just switch a letter or number around or add ‘almost’ to the name and that’s as far as the “creativity” need go. And remember, don’t just steal from one or two original artists...steal from them ALL! Why not! After all, they’re the fools that wasted their life writing and touring on original music.

It's much easier to get consistent work with originals than covers... if you're good, anyway

This picture sums up exactly what Joseph is. Stupid, moronic, and confused.

I bet its not even a real Hamer.

A flamer with a Hamer

A renter of vox and sucker of cocks

Never forget.

It was early morning yesterday

I was up before the dawn

The Edge lord

No talent whatsoever.

Every single photo of him could just be captioned "duuuuuhhhrrrrrr"

"part acting"

Look at face! He knows! He knows his life has been one giant failure.

Is that guitar made of plywood?

"And this song goes out there to all the girls under the age of ten."

Looks like a classy high-dollar place. Nothing says fancy like lose electrical wiring hanging from a hole in the wall.

I'm no musician but why would anyone need more than one electric guitar? It would seem smarter and a better investment to buy one expensive but great quality guitar, rather than buying multiple cheap knockoffs which sound like shit.

If you perform live, you have to have 2 at the least

You really don’t need more than 1 but if a string breaks or your guitar goes to shit (usually cheap ones like the ones Joe buys) you’re going to look like a real bozo if you don’t have a backup

Why does he buy shit instruments, when your main "job" is playing music? I'm sure he says "The audience doesnt know", but a more expensive instrument has higher quality parts, etc.

Dimefag Darrel

Way too slim to be a recent pic.

Nothing like that tin can/string telephone tone to really recreate the giant megaband experience.

Don’t you know that Joe Cumia is the king of tone? Why else would he spend thousands on cheap Chinese knockoff guitars and shitty artificial amps if he didn’t know what he was doing?

What else is he going to do?

I use a line 6 spider valve, why u gotta hate? It’s a decent amp