I wouldn't mess with this fellow. Push him too hard and he'll give you a stern talking-to.

"Hey now, just hold your horses!"

He's going to Scott Peterson the girl in the background. Guaranteed.

Remembering Laci...

mama dees for you

a Stern talking-to

Hey now...

What a faggot.

Hah,I knew I’d see this here. I can’t comprehend being so excited at 32 years of age to receive something you could easily buy yourself for like $50 on eBay whenever you want.

I'd be kinda pumped if I got to replay Banjo, and Conquers bad for day again. Same way Killer instinct isn't the same on emulators. But this is nothing but soy boy toygasm

you just know he's gonna play Goldeneye, Mario 64, and Majora's Mask, realize how outdated and crappy the N64 is compared to gaming consoles today, and put it in a box until he thinks "hmm I wonder why I put away the N64 I sure did like those games when I was a kid" then the cycle repeats every year

I do the same on steam games. That said without the moon being a cunt I liked majors over ocarina

Not to mention you can get them all for free on PC with cleaned up visuals, bug fixes, and much tighter controls.

Some games just don't emulate well on any N64 emulator I've tried. I can emulate GameCube games without a problem but Smash Bros and Goldeneye are glitchy messes.

Imagine wanting to play the first Smash Bros

It's fun to play online through emulation and with friends. It's clearly inferior to any of its predecessors but it's still fun.

It's clearly inferior to any of its predecessors

Yeah, Smash N64 was a step-down for the series.

If you feel that way then just go buy it, it’s not hard to get. If you’re a fucking adult it’s not like you should have to save up your allowance all summer.

No, I meant as a mostly nostalgic thing. Not that I want to go to a thrift shop and grab a 64 for 10 bucks. Just it would make me happy as a gift. Not ecstatically autistic.

Goldeneye on license to kill mode with pistols.

get rekt son

No. FUCKING. ODDJOB!

Proximity mines in the bunker. By the 1 min mark you wont even be able to spawn, and if you get lucky enough to redrawn in a spot I havent replaced them then you'll blow up the first time you grab any ammo boxes or body armor.

Literally tap the button to respawn and blow up instantly over and over. Pick up an item drop a mine and the item will respawn over the mine hiding it so you can't see it or shoot it without destroying the item.

I was a cunt. was... heh right.

Other than that, grenade launchers in the temple. Hitting niggas from two rooms away through holes in the walls floors and ceilings.

Fuck, that game was fun.

I love how we would praise these as innovative yet would automatically hate anyone who picked Oddjob

So grab one and play them? They're cheap.

Emulators are free

You virgins dont even know the joy when your wifes boyfriend gets u a Nintendo. Sad

You hit the jugular there. If your girl is supporting your hobbies that take you away from her, its because she doesn't want you spending time with her.

Bingo

This is what I love about this place. Yes pestering Ant, Joe, Jim, Opie is fun but it’s just trashing most of people my age or older for being such manchildren that I love about this place. Makes me laug more than any stand up set since 2014. It’s like this is the only use place that has any self-awareness while also being dangerously mentally ill all at the same time

Sharing is caring, thanks buddy 😘

Fuck you fag, suck my dick

Jimmy!!!

No thanks this is a poz party

Henry Hill?

Male humor is no longer allowed in public places.

Male humor is a little redundant, no?

No?

In the sense that female humor is an oxymoron.

Tell us more about how much you love this place. This place needs to be shutdown already. Too many queers.

Really explains why they used to be called Bugmen.

They're still bugmen

No the language evolved, more syllables have been added. Bugmen is akin to shellshock, now we're dealing with soyboy vegan cucks as the four syllable PTSD of faggotry.

To complicated, I'll just stick with calling them faggots.

Ok, George Carlin

I seen a commercial for pregnancy tests where the Woman says in a wonderous tone, "Wouldn't you like to know you were pregnant, the moment it happened?" I couldn't help but think WHAT KINDA FAWKIN HOOOWA DOESN'T KNOW WHEN A MAN JUST FINISHED UNLOADING HIS YAMBAG IN HER GASH

Thats not Carlin silly

All me bud. I told that joke to that goof Tom Green when I called into his short lived YT series & the kumquat motherfucker cut me off the air. Said "The next George Carlin everyone" though.

Decent line

Shits gonna look great blown up on a modern TV!

Damn! Dass a good pitchah!

says this man in the picture after he walks in on a Spaniard fucking his wife

The textures look EXTRA retro on an HD flat screen. And we all know retro means badass

fist bump me my dude 😎

I have an n64 lying around somewhere. I'd have made him roll down a hill in a shopping trollly full of bottles for it.

I fired mine up for nostalgia purposes the other day. Turned it off after 15 minutes. Won't ever turn it back on again

I hope he has an experience with a toe trigger and a shotgun!

And a hat!

The N64 is so overrated. I'm sure the games were fun when you were 10 years old, it was the 90s, and you had some friends over to play your games with. But now, the graphics are terrible, the games play like ass (the controller does it no favors, what the fuck were they thinking honestly), and everything is pricey because of ebay resellers driving up the price, which I can't blame them because I'd sell these ancient pieces of tech too if I knew manchildren would come out in droves to buy them for hundreds of dollars.

Anyone know a neurotic jewish fella selling emulated N64 games for a fraction of the price?

He's getting his asshole sucked on discord apparently

Someone repost it to aww with title "my 32 year old autistic brother is obsessed with Nintendo. Here he is reacting to an original N64 that I bought him from ebay"

You can play all those fucking games for free on your web browser or an emulator. Fucking fags.

Not only that, but with HD texture packs and all sorts of cool shit to make the games better. Dumb fucks.

I beat ocarina of time on my android while at work. Stupid fucks

Yay, you bought me something that I used to have, and got rid of. Thanks fam!

The N64 was an inferior console with a handful of decent games and one of the worst controllers ever. If anyone had to make a choice and chose the N64 over PS1 they deserved to get bullied.

N64's library is so top heavy. The good games are really good but there's a pretty sharp drop off.

So you're saying Mario 64 is better than Glover?

I remember buying Glover at the local video game shop when I was a kid and hating it. Fuck that game.

Everyone involved with that post is a cunt. Fucking faggots.

😡 NO FUN ALLOWED 😡

Families having some lighthearted fun around a christmas present is insidious and should be shunned. "He's overreacting!!" you cry, well of course he is, there's a camera in his face and an adoring family waiting for his reaction, he's not going to open it and murmer "oh thats pretty neat thanks I'll try it out later" is he you fucking faggots. Of course you spend your days shitting on washed up radio hosts, you have the social intelligence of a fucking barnacle and spent christmas alone lmao

The only thing even remotely worth getting your knickers in a twist over is the fact that it was posted on reddit in the first place.

Homo

he's not going to open it and murmer "oh thats pretty neat thanks I'll try it out later" is he

why the fuck not you absolute nigger?

Can you not read you dumb nigger? I literally articulated exactly why in the very same sentence, because he's got a camera pointing at him and an adoring family waiting for his reaction. It is normal to exaggerate your appreciation for a gift given to you when the people who bought it are sitting their filming you, it makes perfect fucking sense actually.

It is normal to exaggerate your appreciation for a gift given to you when the people who bought it are sitting their filming you, it makes perfect fucking sense actually.

It might be normal if you are a fucking faggot which you clearly are.

Not everyone is going to put on their best bug impression but it still makes perfect sense to be more animated if the people that bought your gift are literally filming your reaction.

Must be fun having the personality of a wet blanket, keep doing you hun, shitting on families enjoying christmas. It'll do ya a lot of good I'm sure of it.

Yes, yes. Being a flamboyant, overreacting faggot is the only personality worth having.

What the fuck are you even doing on this sub you mongoloid.

You're the one stalking my reddit profile to make epic zingers but yeh I'm the faggot, gotcha. This subreddit is one of the most joyless pathetic things I've ever seen in my life, lighten up a little bit lads, I'm sure you'll look very fondly over the years you spent hounding washed up radio hosts.

You have no idea what's going on in this subreddit and probably never will. Now go back to playing your nu-CS and jerking off to cartoons.

I know exactly what's going on and it's fucking miserable. God forbid I have interests and hobbies outside of calling Jim a worm. You wear the fact that you're 25 like a badge of honour, you should be fucking ashamed, if you were doing this at 16 it would be more excusable if anything.

Shut the fuck up you clueless moron.

If he was 16 he wouldn't know the show and would just be trying to be some edgelord from 4chan or some dude edging to anime. It would make no sense.

I'm sure you'll look very fondly over the years you spent hounding washed up radio hosts, and shitting on everything no matter how innocuous.

You’re right. We will.

The old "you're a fag for looking into my history" nonsensical defense. Well played.

i would murder suicide every last one of them

That's a lot of suicide

Language....

You're right, should have been there not their.

Nice rant stupid.

Peak gaylord

faggot

Celebrate your emasculation LOL!

Yeah he may as well get castrated tbh

How about this faggot not be a little weak bitch and bow to peer pressure?

He sucks for reacting this way, accept it and move on you fruit.

Would you be surprised to learn that these people are of the (((semetic))) persuasion?

Not a real man in their whole stinkin' race

Das bear juden ist eine Lüge?

Wish this fag had lockjaw instead of soymouth.

Kazinsky was right

Me and my brothers had the same looks on our faces when we got our N64 for Christmas, except I was 10.

Fags

You know whats better than playing old games?

Playing new games.

Video games are for kids and faggots like this guy and Anthony.

a real guys man, you are.

I was taking the piss a bit. I occasionally enjoy games but haven't played any for a few years. A man in his 30s getting that excited about what is essentially a child's toy is pretty pathetic though, you have to admit.

I didn’t even like playing Mario Kart and Golden Eye while high in college. I was too busy not having sex with chicks and playing Madden on a real console.

I loved my n64 when i got it as a kid and i still play games and even i think this is some faggoty shit

Isn’t that all this shitty sub is??? Come on.

Well you are on it!

32? Loser looks 40

Soy face

I still can't get why it sees it as a miracle, litterally any retro game/nerd store sells them for $60 and they're NOT hard to find and even cheaper on the online.

Tss what's he gonna get a N128 for his 64th birthday

N-person.

“We're a generation of men raised by women."

This shit: gaming, adult kids movies, nostalgia et cetera is social engineering to make the western man a weak annoying pussy. I had wondered why everything I liked when I was 8 came back around, it has very little to do with kids and parents seeing movies together and everything to do with creating this type of faggot.

Revenge for Nagasaki

If a friend of mine or even family member bought me a classic N64 like this, I think it would get a really solid smile out of me and perhaps a hug for such a cute gesture that I would def enjoy. That said, I don't think there is anything about a video game that should make any person anywhere react the way this fucking faggot reacted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iptUNUFdyas

Memories of my late teens, smoking pot and playing Golden eye with my friends. Instead of fucking my nympho GF that was probably fucking someone else instead. Faggot.

yeah immature faggot doesn’t he know the coolest thing to do is go on Reddit and complain about old radio shows

Obviously not.

his wife will sleep with other men.

Already does

Triggered? Hahah fuck you man

Nintendo makes some of the biggest faggot games going. I liked Mario when I was like 7. oh cool, he jumps over pipes and stuff, who gives a shit? who gives a fuck?

the only game worth a turkey on N64 was golden eye.

What the fuck. Why do you care if it makes some one else happy, fucking douche.

Get out

It's actually to bully the hosts of an old radio show.

People just love when grown men act like childish faggots.

WTF do you think this whole sub is?

he's gonna have so much fun playing goldeneye on 4 split screens on the same TV

I want a photoshop where he has red hair and the caption is "SO, ISN'T THIS GREAT?!"

The true cringe is that losers feel the need to capture/share this kind of thing for internet clout. The majority of reactions filmed on an iPhone, etc are not genuine/organic

This whole sub is childish faggots

We're rubber, you're glue

Look at that fucking SOY face, dude...

I know 4chan started that whole thing as a gag, but still....

Mainly if they're white.

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Super gay, N64 only had two games

All that expression and yet so soulless

Super Nintendo was better than N64.

Think his wife will join in to play?

They're still bugmen

Damn! Dass a good pitchah!

It is normal to exaggerate your appreciation for a gift given to you when the people who bought it are sitting their filming you, it makes perfect fucking sense actually.

It might be normal if you are a fucking faggot which you clearly are.

Language....

The textures look EXTRA retro on an HD flat screen. And we all know retro means badass

No thanks this is a poz party

Get out

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It's actually to bully the hosts of an old radio show.

Henry Hill?