Aww did baby boy bird stomach have half and half?

Yeah that's not an appliance.

Haha riiiiight?! Good catch man, haha, good catch!

Thanks! Can't get nothing past me.

The guy’s kitchen looks like the floor display at Home Depot before they decorate it, he don’t know no appliances.

He knows appliances like he knows comedy.

It's a fixture.

Anthony's anal egg

Thank god for progress. If he were born 100 years ago he'd be sending out bowel movement circulars in longhand.

also thank mr skeltal for good bones and calcium^*

He turned into a female comedian

How could anybody like this guy?

his poop is probably thin and orange

Either this idiot doesn’t know what an appliance is — or he’s about to drop a toaster in that toilet.

He probably takes thin little wormy shits.