“So, Jim, how was your Christmas? See any family?” Worm: “Ummmmmmmmm yeah, man, that’s a tough one. Who is the ssssscumbag that fucked up my breakfast order?!”

1  2018-12-29 by suirogerg

3 comments

They mutha fucked me for the last time ...

If I've seen any family I'd tell you. Honestly, why would I lie?

imagine being a minimum wage gym worker and seeing this face across the counter from you demanding you restock his low-fat carrot juice