It was better when he just advertised the fleshlight, when I see my load festering in the bottom of a fake torch that's still better than taking barely tested chemicals based on the word of that fruit
This is the guy telling us that Jon Jones keeps testing positive from a 18 months old tiny accidental exposure to Turinabol. The suspension was literally shorter than the time the drug stayed in his system.
Which is insane because the most recent test is in the same ballpark as the initial one, 60 pg versus 20 to 80 pg. Are we to believe Jon's body stores PED's like it was heavy metal?
It used to be said that the detection window for metabolites of turinabol was really short, like a few months. Now the metabolites can "pulse" to a higher amount than what a competitor got suspended for almost a year and a half ago.
"This is fairly routine, this happens all the time, this pulse effect."
Oh really, now? These jokers don't cite any examples of this happening, where somebody is suspended for turinabol and then almost two years later, a comparable to greater amount of metabolites are found to be 'pulsing' in the competitor's system.
I believe the "pulsing effect" has been measured before but for a different substance. It's not established science that this can happen with Turinabol. And the idea that the drug and its metabolites are hiding in adipose tissue and only can be detected again during weight cutting or hard physical strain is just an explanation that has been floated to explain the pulsing effect. No one knows if it's true.
Its bullshit to begin with that he didn't get rung up for the full two years so they could do this Gustafson fight. Not only did he get special treatment to not do the full two year suspension, the fucker got rewarded with a main event title shot. This guy should still be suspended for the original turinabol positive test. His positive test he got suspended for could be as much as eighty picograms of a prohibited substance. Tom Lawlor got suspended for two years for less than twenty picograms of Ostarine and that was Lawlor's first drug testing alleged offense.
All of this stuff is detected as nanograms and picograms, stop with the grains of sand and salt and rice and swimming pool bullshit, for fuck's sake. And why would this pulse to eighty picograms when his first amount that got him suspended was under sixty? This whole thing is a bunch of bullshit, its all lies. Jones is still running Turinabol, he's still running other shit, he's still got the testosterone numbers of a ninety year old woman. He's a fucking filthy animal and should be banned for life.
Oh he was supposed to get 4 years for his second offense. He got more than two yours off that sentence for snitching, but since we don't have any evidence he actually provided useful information and never will, that could have been a bullshit excuse as well.
Oh and regarding other fighters, when Frank Mir tested positive (can't remember the drug) he asked USADA if it could be residue from older use. USADA said "absolutely not" and suspended him for two years. That was probably the right decision but Jesus they are playing favorites.
Which is insane because the most recent test is in the same ballpark as the initial one, 60 pg versus 20 to 80 pg. Are we to believe Jon's body stores PED's like it was heavy metal?
27 comments
1 Snake_____86 2018-12-28
His head has gotten so big that it's eating his ears.
1 satsamsit 2018-12-28
Step 1 of Alpha Brain is enlarging your cranium to host more brain matter.
1 funkmasterplex 2018-12-28
It was better when he just advertised the fleshlight, when I see my load festering in the bottom of a fake torch that's still better than taking barely tested chemicals based on the word of that fruit
1 TheDarkFezRises 2018-12-28
Has this tiny little fag been shilling for Jon Jones and the UFC this week? I gave up on his podcast.
1 funkmasterplex 2018-12-28
Yes, that guy he's standing next to is Jeff Novitsky, the UFC 'health and performance' guy.
Rogan is getting a lot of shit for the podcast they just did which most people are seeing as a cover up/shilling.
1 Invunche 2018-12-28
The excuses these guy are making are quite pathetic.
1 insertclevereference 2018-12-28
Is that the guy that went after Barry Bonds and the rest of the Balco crew?
1 Invunche 2018-12-28
Yes, he went through people's garbage trying to find proof of PED use. Now he's making excuses for big stars.
1 lowend73 2018-12-28
Yuck
1 deumae 2018-12-28
If they sold Rogan and Sam for parts you could just about build 1 Plains Yeti.
1 TheDirtyWolfman 2018-12-28
Two bald old shills
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-12-28
(For those wondering, novtizky is 6'7")
1 funkmasterplex 2018-12-28
Jesus Opie, no need to step on the bit
1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2018-12-28
I’d estimate joe at 5’-5” in this picture then.
1 funkmasterplex 2018-12-28
Joe is known for wearing axis deer leather 5" Cuban heels, so you should knock a few inches off the estimate
1 Jungies 2018-12-28
Is Brad Williams going through chemo?
1 Invunche 2018-12-28
This is the guy telling us that Jon Jones keeps testing positive from a 18 months old tiny accidental exposure to Turinabol. The suspension was literally shorter than the time the drug stayed in his system.
1 insertclevereference 2018-12-28
It's only 1 1 millionth of a grain of rice and it was in his system from the last time he failed.
The problem is all of these tainted supplements.
Nothing to see here.
That's the synopsis of their discussion.
1 Invunche 2018-12-28
Which is insane because the most recent test is in the same ballpark as the initial one, 60 pg versus 20 to 80 pg. Are we to believe Jon's body stores PED's like it was heavy metal?
1 BeerCanThick 2018-12-28
It used to be said that the detection window for metabolites of turinabol was really short, like a few months. Now the metabolites can "pulse" to a higher amount than what a competitor got suspended for almost a year and a half ago.
"This is fairly routine, this happens all the time, this pulse effect."
Oh really, now? These jokers don't cite any examples of this happening, where somebody is suspended for turinabol and then almost two years later, a comparable to greater amount of metabolites are found to be 'pulsing' in the competitor's system.
1 Invunche 2018-12-28
I believe the "pulsing effect" has been measured before but for a different substance. It's not established science that this can happen with Turinabol. And the idea that the drug and its metabolites are hiding in adipose tissue and only can be detected again during weight cutting or hard physical strain is just an explanation that has been floated to explain the pulsing effect. No one knows if it's true.
1 BeerCanThick 2018-12-28
Its bullshit to begin with that he didn't get rung up for the full two years so they could do this Gustafson fight. Not only did he get special treatment to not do the full two year suspension, the fucker got rewarded with a main event title shot. This guy should still be suspended for the original turinabol positive test. His positive test he got suspended for could be as much as eighty picograms of a prohibited substance. Tom Lawlor got suspended for two years for less than twenty picograms of Ostarine and that was Lawlor's first drug testing alleged offense.
All of this stuff is detected as nanograms and picograms, stop with the grains of sand and salt and rice and swimming pool bullshit, for fuck's sake. And why would this pulse to eighty picograms when his first amount that got him suspended was under sixty? This whole thing is a bunch of bullshit, its all lies. Jones is still running Turinabol, he's still running other shit, he's still got the testosterone numbers of a ninety year old woman. He's a fucking filthy animal and should be banned for life.
1 Invunche 2018-12-28
Oh he was supposed to get 4 years for his second offense. He got more than two yours off that sentence for snitching, but since we don't have any evidence he actually provided useful information and never will, that could have been a bullshit excuse as well.
1 Invunche 2018-12-28
Oh and regarding other fighters, when Frank Mir tested positive (can't remember the drug) he asked USADA if it could be residue from older use. USADA said "absolutely not" and suspended him for two years. That was probably the right decision but Jesus they are playing favorites.
1 instarembling 2018-12-28
Rogan looks like shit
1 diddlybooba 2018-12-28
Good god. The comment section on that vid is a shitshow.
1 T-Earl-Grey-Hot 2018-12-28
Real life Shrek
1 Invunche 2018-12-28
Which is insane because the most recent test is in the same ballpark as the initial one, 60 pg versus 20 to 80 pg. Are we to believe Jon's body stores PED's like it was heavy metal?