"Do you want the 2-pack or the 4-pack?" Joe, what are you crazy? The 4-pack of course! This is gonna be a historic book signing.

1  2018-12-28 by TranthonyRapesKids

21 comments

This is a sad photograph

And yet simultaneously so joyous. Truly the Cumia paradox

To think Bennington called him the funniest guy on radio...and he stopped being funny. Still can understand his decisions. Releasing a book 4 years to late?! Man Ant.... Keith eh?

Lonely Nana

Nice forced smile, stupid.

I hope https://youtu.be/givJPBMt7e0 was playing on loop in his wetbrain

THE TIME OF HIS LIFE HAHA

So so so so so you’re telling me, you’re gonna have three pens run out

He thinks of Sharpies the same way he does Twitter followers. The more you have the greater and more successful you are.

You think Nana ever opened the water bottle the 20 minutes he was there

Nana is so cute

Ya if you masterbate to body horror i can see that.

The way an English bulldog is adorable

Such Pathetic ugly old faggot

If he wasn't such a hypocritical, thin-skinned, doxing, child-grooming, self-destructive old faggot, you could almost feel sorry for him here.

Ive seen this pic many times on here but just noticed now: he and the broom closet are flanking the emergency exit. So, he’s at the verrrry back. Speaks volumes about the store’s confidence in him as a draw.

R/watchpeopledieinside

He would probably say an historic, and wait for someone to try to correct him, like the pseudointellectual he is.

No banner, no stack of books, no indication whatsoever that a "book signing" is taking place. Just a sad, dinged-up table and a sad, dinged-up old shock jock wishing it was still 2001. I wonder if he stayed up late the night before practicing his signature.

He really must have a closet full of short sleeved button down shirts. Where the fuck do you even buy those?

There isn't a stack of books on the table because he knew he wouldn't need them. He had to see that no one was there waiting for his autograph. He has become the thing he used to mock.

To think Bennington called him the funniest guy on radio...and he stopped being funny. Still can understand his decisions. Releasing a book 4 years to late?! Man Ant.... Keith eh?