She nearly became Adrienne Lange [4:16 timestamp]

1  2018-12-27 by SuperToes845

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At least he kept his looks, money, and fame.

I can't imagine the ballbusting she gets from her husband when he texts her the nose pic from the news. "Hey Dana, look it's your old boyfriend."

Dana was too loyal for too long to that hot mess. No doubt she's relieved she dodged that bullet.

(Dana was not the girlfriend in the video I linked to by the way)

lets be honest, both of them, if there was any chance of artie pulling the nose up (lol) they wanted to claim their piece of him by being there. Even Adrienne had to settle for a guy who was just rich, vs Rich and Famous like Artie, even if he looks like Artie caught fire now

Being the weirdo that I am, I looked up and found her guy. She could have gone for rich and handsome but I guess rich was enough.

Is that Dana or the other broad?

Adrienne, the other broad.

Jew broad, fights Draculas.

that's not Dana, I think that's the one he met at a tanning salon.

Yes. That's the one.

Dana was too loyal for too long to that hot mess. No doubt she's relieved she dodged that bullet.

(Dana was not the girlfriend in the video I linked to by the way)

that's not Dana, I think that's the one he met at a tanning salon.