I really wish the majority of Redditor’s were gassed. The only reason I’m not saying all is because someone is going to point out that I’m using Reddit myself
well he's got a broken brain, so it's not really his fault. I'd take this over all the fags my age who aren't retarded and still act like fucking children
Well they are accommodating him as if it was a Normal person talking to them. Just tell the tard that Blockbuster is closed and you have no human rights. It shouldn't feel happiness EVER.
Yes by all means do everything possible to make sure he's never prepared for the real world. I assume they plan on living with him forever and never dying?
Prepared for what? If he is this level of autistic, he’s never going to live on his own successfully anyway. He basically will have a child’s mind forever. What, you want the autistic kid to pull himself up by his bootstraps?
If a fully functional adult did this for himself he should be shot. But some autistic kids really have it rough and it’s not their fault. I’m not going to shit on a parent for making his kid’s life better and more fun.
if my kid was born with autism i would force the little tard to watch cool things at the very least. sit him in front of a sergio leone marathon on TNT or show him New Wave cinema from the 60s . Or just put a goddamn guitar in his hands, anything is better than letting them watch fucking Barney
I guess this isn't bad, but that would depend on how autistic that dope is.
Now: I would think that - as parents of an autistic child - you should try to get your child AWAY from unhealthy habits or obsolete media, and plug them into things like engineering or economics...place where their autism is actually an ADVANTAGE and they can turn a serious buck. Not into dead, faggy shit like this...
I'm really enjoying our branching out into hating people totally unrelated to the show. Let's get a fucking purge going. Can you imagine the news, seeing dead bodies with Feed Nana carved into them popping up around the globe...
Eventually his dad got fed up that his son kept returning the videos late and not rewinding them first. At which point the mother realized that not only was her son retarded but her husband was as well.
Imagine being burdened with an autistic kid. And then he's not even the kind that can count things real good, he's the kind that wants to watch Elmo and Barney videos his entire burden life.
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1 SirSodomy 2018-12-26
I really wish the majority of Redditor’s were gassed. The only reason I’m not saying all is because someone is going to point out that I’m using Reddit myself
1 ladedamrfrenchman 2018-12-26
You should be first in line, queer
1 anorock13 2018-12-26
Can I be second?
1 ppeachy 2018-12-26
I'll be gassed please
1 stockiermoth 2018-12-26
I wonder what user he is on this subreddit.
1 Applesauceinmypants 2018-12-26
AnthonyCumiaXYZ
1 Snake_____86 2018-12-26
The fact that this kid is clearly older than 10 and still watches those movies / shows makes this even more heartwarming.
Go fuck yourself.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-12-26
It's all cute and fuzzy until it's your child clapping at Elmo and shitting his pants when he's 25
1 Applesauceinmypants 2018-12-26
Most of Anthony's girlfriends still do both of those things.
1 ElFaporino 2018-12-26
yea, but they're half this mongo's age
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1 peckabuns 2018-12-26
Perhaps less than that.
1 TheDirtyWolfman 2018-12-26
If molesting an elderly woman because he doesn't understand boundaries. Nice enabling your child's arrested development, stupid.
1 ElFaporino 2018-12-26
well he's got a broken brain, so it's not really his fault. I'd take this over all the fags my age who aren't retarded and still act like fucking children
1 literalotherkin 2018-12-26
If you have autism you should probably be hanging around here hate posting about a dead radio show not wasting your time with this shit.
1 d4n4n 2018-12-26
Don't squander your gift like that!
1 TheDarkFezRises 2018-12-26
Better fathers than Joe Cumia Snr 1/3,000,000,000.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-12-26
"Autistic sons sad they can't fulfill their gay urges, so their father lets them shower with him"
1 TheDarkFezRises 2018-12-26
Imagine all the upvotes you could get if you started that thread in LGBT or something.
1 betadrome 2018-12-26
That was posted last year, what a bunch of fucking karma whores these people are.
1 peckabuns 2018-12-26
It's probably a repost bot that will be sold to a marketing company.
1 JimsJarOfMustard 2018-12-26
To be fair, you have to be autistic to miss Blockbuster.
1 El_Heato 2018-12-26
Treating Tards like they are normal people isn't helping them.
Thankfully we can see less of them with testing. Adult ones should be locked away or used as slave labor.
1 423289 2018-12-26
I wouldn't call this treating someone like a normal person.
1 El_Heato 2018-12-26
Well they are accommodating him as if it was a Normal person talking to them. Just tell the tard that Blockbuster is closed and you have no human rights. It shouldn't feel happiness EVER.
1 thrillated 2018-12-26
His mom could have used a womb buster when she was pregnant.
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-12-26
Yes by all means do everything possible to make sure he's never prepared for the real world. I assume they plan on living with him forever and never dying?
1 Subeckk 2018-12-26
They probably assume he'll choke on his tongue before they die
1 BoatHack2 2018-12-26
*hope
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-12-26
Prepared for what? If he is this level of autistic, he’s never going to live on his own successfully anyway. He basically will have a child’s mind forever. What, you want the autistic kid to pull himself up by his bootstraps?
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-12-26
Prepared for the home health care nurse who isn't going to build him a video store shelf after she's done wiping his asshole.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-12-26
He could get a job at a Family Video.
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2018-12-26
Pull himself up by the Velcro in his shoes
1 David_Quiddich 2018-12-26
He has crossed the line of demarcation from autistic to retard there is a difference.
1 JimNortonsSobriety 2018-12-26
I never felt anything for fluffy feel-good stuff like that either. Thought it was a defect on my part. Turns out I'm just a really cool guy.
1 TheElDan 2018-12-26
That dad is a brave man putting two hands in that retard, especially on his face. He’s lucky it didn’t tear him limb from limb.
1 JoeCumiaIsaRapist 2018-12-26
Man, those things will fuck you up if you're not careful.
1 Karl_Childers_Blade 2018-12-26
Jamie pull up that video of the two retards fighting. Whoa!
1 JoeCumiaIsaRapist 2018-12-26
Woah that's crazy, look up "hairless retard" - they looked like fawkin jacked humans.
1 ElFaporino 2018-12-26
I believe you may be thinking of orangutans, but I understand how with the tard faces they look similar
1 Ronnybbaby 2018-12-26
"Oh wow. A fucking rack. Thanks."
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-12-26
Blockbuster closed 30 years ago. Has this Bobo-American been upset this whole time?
1 tags33 2018-12-26
30 years ago lol
1 CoolerKing37 2018-12-26
Didn't the majority of Blockbusters close almost a decade ago? Why would he be upset now? Is he taking the series finale of Friends poorly too?
Also his taste in movies is shit, even for a tard.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-12-26
I just want to tommy gun the whole goddamned scene
1 cheese_dip_shit 2018-12-26
just buy the idiot a shnoodle and be done with it
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-12-26
If a fully functional adult did this for himself he should be shot. But some autistic kids really have it rough and it’s not their fault. I’m not going to shit on a parent for making his kid’s life better and more fun.
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2018-12-26
Pussy. Make fun of the retard like the rest of us
1 Slette 2018-12-26
We all know you are right
1 El_Heato 2018-12-26
Fuck you Tard lover! If you love Tards so much why don't you marry one?
1 MoeGreenVegas 2018-12-26
I wonder how much they charge him for late fees,
1 egates09 2018-12-26
if my kid was born with autism i would force the little tard to watch cool things at the very least. sit him in front of a sergio leone marathon on TNT or show him New Wave cinema from the 60s . Or just put a goddamn guitar in his hands, anything is better than letting them watch fucking Barney
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2018-12-26
I guess this isn't bad, but that would depend on how autistic that dope is.
Now: I would think that - as parents of an autistic child - you should try to get your child AWAY from unhealthy habits or obsolete media, and plug them into things like engineering or economics...place where their autism is actually an ADVANTAGE and they can turn a serious buck. Not into dead, faggy shit like this...
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-12-26
He's already a mod on r/wallstreetbets.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-12-26
XBMC ports have good replications of the VHS browsing experience
1 ClearBlueH20 2018-12-26
There's like a hundred Barney movies
1 TheDirtyWolfman 2018-12-26
I'm really enjoying our branching out into hating people totally unrelated to the show. Let's get a fucking purge going. Can you imagine the news, seeing dead bodies with Feed Nana carved into them popping up around the globe...
1 Fugga6969 2018-12-26
If I ended up having a retard kid I would shoot myself because god clearly hates me and wants me to take care of my kid their whole fucking life.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-12-26
Why wait for the retarded kid?
1 Don_Panera 2018-12-26
Autism should only be encouraged when it’s at a light level and the outcome is mini doc series on YouTube about pedos that used to be on the radio.
When it’s full on rabid autism, I would pick a bullet over this solution.
1 cheese_dip_shit 2018-12-26
lets watch zero dark durrr
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-12-26
It was a touching idea, but it only lasted a couple days as he ate most of the cassettes.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-12-26
That's actually pretty dope
1 Slette 2018-12-26
Not pictured: Corky snapping and beating the shit out of his dad for touching his back
1 KYGGyokusai 2018-12-26
He's a shoe-in for a sequel
1 Opie4EvaAnthonyNever 2018-12-26
Eventually his dad got fed up that his son kept returning the videos late and not rewinding them first. At which point the mother realized that not only was her son retarded but her husband was as well.
1 hard_to_explain 2018-12-26
Barney really?
1 LamarThePotato 2018-12-26
With all those Elmo DVDs even Mel Gibson would turn autistic.
1 PeesaG 2018-12-26
Imagine being burdened with an autistic kid. And then he's not even the kind that can count things real good, he's the kind that wants to watch Elmo and Barney videos his entire burden life.