When nobody listens to your show because you charge more than Netflix but still fill it with ads.

1  2018-12-26 by TranthonyRapesKids

81 comments

The price and ads are irrelevant. Every show was available for free for 3 years vis rss and nobody listened or gave a shit.

was

Aren't they still because Keith is incompetent?

Nobody cares enough to find out anymore.

This... the show is really bad. A lot of us thought anthony just needed a cohost turns out ... he’s just done

He and Opie both went to shit after Patrice died.

Opie is in his prime right now but I agree they were both shit right after he passed.

Wait, Opie is good now? Because he always was the worst part of the show.

I remember when they had Joe DeRosa, Patrice, Ant and no Jimmy and it was a hoot. And of course Opie had to toss water on it.

Keith is the only person I've ever known who is incompetent as certified by the US government. It's in official documents, that's fucking astounding.

Yeah I listened to Gavin's show for a while back in 2015 without even realizing that it was supposed to be behind a paywall. His show and all the CP shows would just pop up in my podcast app if I searched for them. Nobody is posting the feeds anymore probably due to lack of interest.

Disgusting

Some dude uploads TACS for free to its own sub now. Hardly any interest at all.

So much hope in his eyes.

No one around, ermm, ah maybe I'll tweet it out....Ohhhh shit...FUCK

I'm still relevant! Keith take my picture!

I can only hope Opie starts LonelyAnthony.net

My Amazon Prime account has 10 times the value this shitdick does.

I get a shit ton of content and free fucking shipping.

With Anthonys shit network you get fucking website glitches, app not working, shit content when it does work.

He should have paid Gavin more than $100 dollars and a 6 pack of beer per show.

10 times? Give your Amazon prime a little credit!

It’s completely absurd that he actually expects people to pay any money at all for whatever it is they do over there. He can’t even get his long time friends to do guest spots. It’s a bunch of fucking nobodies talking about nothing. Scorch had better shows.

No shit. His biggest "hyped" shows are the ones where a weird little Scandinavian man fucking dwarf comes on the show when that used to be the everyday standard. Your old radio partner that you used to sit around with and shoot the shit everyday while the captain steered the ship isn't special or worth 10 bucks a month even.

What are you talking about? They do the same 5 movie references over and over, they are full of personality. A suspended asentence. Ha ha ha ho lee shit.

HA-HA Nobodies!

Is he sitting in the kids section of the bookstore?

Age.

No, he’s near the art books. Before he sat down, him and Joe probably perused all of them looking for pictures of paintings of nude children.

He wanted to be near the exit, just in case it got out of hand and they had to make a hasty retreat. He does have quite the following I hear.

Such a following that he had to bring 4 sharpies to sign all their autographs. The liberals can’t keep the Cumia clan down

Hey now, Netflix just added Avengers: Infinity War which grossed over $2 billion dollars worldwide.

Why are people gonna watch that when they can watch Mornin! with Bill Schultz instead?

Both choices sound like a special ring of hell to me

Oh ich think Dante (Nero) might have a Show at cp

And the only people who show up to your signing are two members of your family, Bobo, Big A, (all 4 you signed) and two protesters.

He banished himself to obscurity. He has nothing left now but his sharpies.

If he had just waited until morning and called them animals on the radio, he'd still be in the air and we wouldn't have to pretend we never liked Chip.

keep on speaking truth to power sister

I never liked Chip.

Uncle Paul was the real draw. Chip is annoying and boring

I liked Boardroom Jimmy. I even liked Ted in small doses.

I was personally quite the fan of "guy who eats yogurt too loud"

I’m glad that dumb show ended. I’d have still been listening and repeating their tired 80 year old references in conversation with people who didn’t know what the fuck I was talking about. This sub was a mirror that showed me what I was becoming by letting me see what real life O&A fans are like. And I’m not talking about the average poster here, I mean the Anthony ball washer, the Chip jokers, and, worst of all, the people who try to emmulate early 2000’s Jimmy.

I hope Ant dies first so Joe has to struggle with being an individual.

I hope he goes broke and loses his house so both of them can talk about how there is a vast conspiracy against intellectuals like them

Serious question... do people who have never worked a real job in their life receive social security when they are of age?

No idea. He could probably go on welfare and get around the same

Nope. Social security is something you need to pay into. No job, no social security, unless your spouse has paid in and receives benefits (or received, if they've died).

Im quite sure Ant has paid his fair share of social security taxes. All those radio companies would absolutely withhold social security taxes from his pay checks.

I think the point is that Joe has not.

Easy now!!

Maybe Joe inherits what’s left of Anthony’s fortune?

Joe would just be like ‘I guess I have to learn how to play battlefield and fuck trannies now’.

Joe is incapable of original thought.

Hopefully, that's a mountain of debt. That's the perfect scenario. Anthony dies, Joe is rubbing his hands together until he finds out Anthony has been racking up serious debt through CP Media and has listed Joe as his sole benefactor. Settle those affairs, BroJoe.

You can't inherit debt. The debt would need to be paid off by the estate, but the worst case scenario here is that Joe ends up with nothing - not more debt.

He'll be buried in the Casket East.

I can’t find the post but someone on here said that Joe would electrocute himself trying to get the bitcoins out of Ants miners.

Is it fair to say 1 Sharpie left...with enough ink for 8 signatures would have sufficed?

4 sharpie, 2 shirt wearing fuck face.

Not just ads, but ads by crooked companies out to fuck over his paying subscribers. He is aware of this but literally laughs off the idea that he should care as long as Deep Discount is giving him their dirty money.

That's the look of a condemned man. You can see the desperation in his eyes because he knows there isn't anyone waiting to get a book signed.

It's so, so funny. You know he assumed it'd be a whole spectacle with hordes of rowdy old O&A fans lining the street and girls whipping 'em out like it was 2000 again.

I couldn't believe in 2004 when they did their XM promo tour how few people showed up. They were so huge in Buffalo, that T&A with O&A probably drew 5000 people, it was amazing. Not even two years later, literally maybe 40 people showed up for the XM thing. We got there an hour early expecting it to be mobbed, and barely anyone showed up. I couldn't believe it. (I was in the "first 5000", I found out later)

There's just too much to do in LA or New York. It's hard to stand out. If Ant lived in Las Vegas he could reliably pull around 20-30 people a couple of times per week. There's just a LOT of people who visit Vegas, and surprisingly few options. It's the same reason that Adam Carolla plays to an audience of a thousand people in Seattle but when he does shows in SoCal he gets an audience of fifty people.

I always figured he'd eventually gravitate to Vegas, what with the gambling, guns, whores and pools and such but he never did. He probably could have had himself a real no-foolin' compound out there.

He's Long Island white trash. Born, lives, and will die within a 10 mile radius. He loves talking shit about NY taxes and politics, but will never leave that cesspool because he knows nothing else.

The whole shock radio phenomenon really did kind of end pretty quickly when you think about it. I mean the genre still existed and drew listeners but the days where O&A or even Stern could draw crowds of thousands of people was already over by 2004 or thereabouts.

"But it's the price of a few beers. You must be poor."

Ah, the classic Reddit "what r u poor??????" defense

The problem is he needs to make money but doesn’t have the subs so he charges more and loses more subs. No way out.

His smile says "I like cocks" and his eyes say "I'm finished."

I subscribe and listen. As a matter of fact I'm listening to old hilarious replays as I type this, Vos episode from 6/28..... Hilarious. You guys should check it out. Much more entertaining than Cuzaroo's

You left out the i between the a and the d.

Wait compound media is still a thing? Canceled my sub like 2 years ago

A shitty pay service that still insists on running ads? But enough about Sirius XM.

Are there any photos of Anthony signing a book at the B&N event?

Maybe for Bobo, maybe

LonelyAnt

Only thing missing from this is a giant banner with "Opie and Anthony Superstar" with Opie's name misspelled and slightly covered up.

I actually tried to sign up at the begining but it was a bad design and I just kinda gave up. What I miss?

When he was just on Joe Rogan's podcast, Ant made it sound like Compound has been a tremendous success. I wonder if he includes revenue from renting the studio in that.

@AnthonyCumia Unfortunately there is no real entertainment value in what Anthony Cumia is presenting. Very little substance and never even close to experience of @Opierradio . It does not suck but it's not THAT good.

AND you bring advertisers on as fake guests and turn your shitty show into an infomercial.

I never cared about how much he charged. I subbed because I was (and still am in some ways) a fan of Ant, Jim and Opie and wanted to support all of them because I’m a stupid asshole. I can live with that - I’m loyal. But the show was just so unnecessarily bad. It didn’t need to be. Take some constructive criticism you dumb animal. I listened to Opie with Jim because, while it wasn’t as good as the old show, it at least had some format and direction and Jimmy was still a little bit funny and Opie did steer him to topics he could handle well. I can’t listen to any of them do anything now. They all stink separately. I take that back, Jim is still funny on Anthony’s show. If I subscribed still, those would be worth listening to. But Jim loves his friend so much that he never shows up anymore. And Anthony on chip is unbearable because Chip is unbearable. Anthony’s show stinks. That’s it. It isn’t any more complicated than that. If he charged $20 a month I would subscribe if it made me laugh.

I agree, but I can't listen to any of them any more. I was a faithful listener since about 2005. Re listened to hundreds of shows and clips. Ant and Jim and that fukn crossbreed. Fuk em'

Gougey Gougerton

It's over, Johnny

I wouldn't listen if Ant paid me $10 per month.

You are forgetting all of the other content that you get with the subscription, like the morning show with Bill Schulz and Joanne Polishname who were both fired from Red Eye.

No shit. His biggest "hyped" shows are the ones where a weird little Scandinavian man fucking dwarf comes on the show when that used to be the everyday standard. Your old radio partner that you used to sit around with and shoot the shit everyday while the captain steered the ship isn't special or worth 10 bucks a month even.

Uncle Paul was the real draw. Chip is annoying and boring

What are you talking about? They do the same 5 movie references over and over, they are full of personality. A suspended asentence. Ha ha ha ho lee shit.

Ah, the classic Reddit "what r u poor??????" defense

HA-HA Nobodies!