Artie's future if he doesn't OD

1  2018-12-26 by iPadsFromPizzaFace

27 comments

future? this is his present.

Upvote if you were gonna say this

It’s what he could have been

He grows his nose back?

Ugly High Pitch Erik is there in the foreground.

Ugh. He must have the worst silhouette in all of humanity.

He's the retarded Mayan who couldn't fight with the warriors so he stayed home to weave baskets.

He's Stern's Daniel Kurlan.

I'm gonna blow up your station, awlroyt?

Who is Sherrod's date?

This is how Jim will spend the last years of his life.

Making baby noises

age

Is this the warm up for Vos?

They probably just refill the Heinz bottles with off-brand ketchup too.

Where is beetlejuice?

Gotsta say it three times.

I kinda feel bad for Levy. He's an idiot but he's very loyal and refuses to be disrespected, even when it's detrimental to his career (see: the howard shit). Now he's doing firehouses in that same leather jacket he's been wearing for 15 years. SAD!

Tiger Woods looks like he's having a nice time.

Where's the fireman pole?

Wow.

I still remember how bad Levy bombed trying to win Stuttering John's job. He was fucking awful. Liked him on Stern. He was good for radio when it came to people making fun of his terrible personal life.

One of my favorite Artie moments on Stern was when he destroyed Levy on the wrap up show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66wLvAaZ-lQ

You can always tell a joint is classy based on how squeezable the bottles of ketchup are on the table. Or that there are bottles of ketchup on the tables.

plastic hag convention or somethin

they're laughing AT him

Levy might be awful but his call-ins when he shit on Lady Di were some of my favorite moments on the show.