I know a guy who got dumped by his girlfriend and it devastated him. So much so that he shoved a sharpie up his ass and had to go to the hospital to get it out. I tried to ask him why but he really couldn’t explain it.
He signed a grand total of four books. Bobo, Big A, Dawn, and Joe.
So two vassals who were ordered to show up and had no choice in the matter, and his siblings who rely on him financially.
That’s the best he could do.
He brought four sharpies in anticipation and no one showed up. He actually thought he would run out of ink.
There were more SJW protestors (including a woman who looks like a fat version of Prince) than genuine fans. Fat fuck Erock was there too but couldn’t be bothered to even enter the bookstore.
You know he fantasized about all the clever messages he would scribble for people. Like he was signing a yearbook. Imagining lines of people in his head.
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1 JamesJCrowe 2018-12-26
Nana uses Shoupie brand markers from China which are only good for 1 signature, then he stuffs it up his ass.
https://i.imgur.com/kBrbU8d.jpg
1 ScarletNumbered 2018-12-26
This is what Jerry Seinfeld's girlfriend calls him in The Soup Nazi.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-12-26
That's schmoopie, cunt.
1 OAUK 2018-12-26
I know a guy who got dumped by his girlfriend and it devastated him. So much so that he shoved a sharpie up his ass and had to go to the hospital to get it out. I tried to ask him why but he really couldn’t explain it.
1 johnajapanda 2018-12-26
PERMANENT obscurity.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-12-26
Presented also without fans or people awaiting signatures or any recently purchased books, either.
1 BergStonewall 2018-12-26
Fa la la la
1 UpperclassmanKuno 2018-12-26
Why that's enough to sign like 5 books at least.
1 nana_is_hungry 2018-12-26
Can someone explain this one to me?
1 Double_Down_On_Dumb 2018-12-26
Ant went to his book signing with a pack of markets and maybe signed 3 books
1 nana_is_hungry 2018-12-26
Hahaha what a faggot
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-12-26
He signed a grand total of four books. Bobo, Big A, Dawn, and Joe.
So two vassals who were ordered to show up and had no choice in the matter, and his siblings who rely on him financially.
That’s the best he could do.
He brought four sharpies in anticipation and no one showed up. He actually thought he would run out of ink.
There were more SJW protestors (including a woman who looks like a fat version of Prince) than genuine fans. Fat fuck Erock was there too but couldn’t be bothered to even enter the bookstore.
1 Bouquet_of_seaweed 2018-12-26
He was using the sharpies to get children high so they wouldn't resist.
1 david4500 2018-12-26
https://i.imgur.com/5rTGFya.jpg
1 anonimescu 2018-12-26
If you stick 4 of them up your ass and then hang yourself, you would be permanently suspected, right?
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-12-26
You know he fantasized about all the clever messages he would scribble for people. Like he was signing a yearbook. Imagining lines of people in his head.
And then literally no one showed up, hahahahahaha
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-12-26
I like myself a little less because I understand the reference.