If you're an adult male, and you still let your family buy you Christmas presents, then you're a faggot

1  2018-12-26 by rbtlrdoftkyo

Grow up queer. It's not about you anymore

28 comments

How else do you get underpants and socks?

You fuckin go buy em

Nice profound stupidity, stupid.

Found the bitter jew who is still butthurt about getting foil wrapped chocolate shekels as a kid when everyone else was getting game consoles and bikes for Christmas.

I get hickory farms boxes out of respect and buy anything that I want any day of the year. If somebody thinks they have to buy me something I need, then I've failed as a man

Sure thing Rosenberg. Whatever gets you by.

I ain't no jew, faggot.

Yes you are, Jew

You asserting how masculine and grown up you on are on reddit because your parents didn't get you anything for Christmas proves you've failed as a man.

You assume my assertion is due to something negative, which indicates a lower level of intelligence, which in turn indicates why you try to use words like "assertion." You think it makes you sound smarter than you really are, faggot.

You yourself just used 'assertion' you autistic dingleberry.

Oh don't mind me! I'm just collecting downvotes at a u/sams_seed rate right now!

Receiving presents from my family is the only bit of innocence I have left. You take that away and I'm left with the brutal rapes.

TBH there is no better gift you can give yourself than a good raping.

You'll take your asshole fucking and you'll like it!

Aww, mommy and daddy not show you any love? That's okay, that means you're a manly man. Now go tell them losers on Reddit what's what.

You're a low-hanging fruit kinda guy aintcha

Your sounding like another bitter angry guy from the O&A sub who is pissed off about everything, they seem to make up at least 25% o& this subreddit. If your an adult male & you still live with family that’s a problem but adults in a family buying each gifts is not an issue. If you are talking about an adult male who doesn’t buy his family gifts but still gets gifts like he’s 12 years old he’s not a faggot he’s a broke loser who should kill himself instead of playing video games all day & barely earning $28k a year.

  • you're, faggot

It's "you're."

This stinks on ice. Fuck off you dirty queer

I'm not explaining grammar to another lazy faggot in this thread

God we sure needed you to ruin the bit asshole. Obviously it was a joke, but thanks for correcting the shit out of it.

The better the gifts, the better the future retirement home.

Choice is theirs.

/u/Rapistwithaids, is this you??

I believe I've successfully called everyone in this thread a faggot, which was my Christmas goal all along... I'm a man of simple needs, you see?

No

You will notice my account is called RapistWithAIDS whereas OP's username is rbtlrdoftkyo

Plus, I'm not a monumental faggot

If you're an adult male, and you let redditors decide what makes you an adult male, then you're a faggot

Plus, I'm not a monumental faggot

Yes you are, Jew