Better watch out REDDITARDS, my Avtomat Kalashnikov 1947 style AK-47 rifle wielding garden gnome will shoot many bullet rounds from his magazine clips.
Ahhhh yes, the gun so synonymous with anti capitalist left-wing revolution and slaughtering the ruling class that it’s literally been on the flags of countries.
That really is the life for all these boomer faggots: Constantly posturing how "tough" they are to each other and reaffirming each other "yeah, we're badass!" while in reality they puff and wheeze after two flights of stairs and run from confrontation like it's the Reaper.
Wow its a gift i've seen at countless truckstop counters and absolutely no where else for $12.99. It doesnt get more white trash than that. What an absolute fucking loser
In Joe’s fantasies, there is a lot of “cover me!” and “stand down!” and “we’re going to DEFCON 5!” in the dialogue with absolutely no understanding that DEFCON 1 is infinitely worse than DEFCON 5.
46 comments
1 boringoneliner 2018-12-25
what grown man collects trinkets?
what straight grown man collects bearded garden gnome trinkets?
what straight secure grown man collects AK47 toting OCP wearing bearded garden gnome trinkets?
1 MonsieurObloquy 2018-12-25
Homo Joe
1 fawwkyeah 2018-12-25
White trash
1 PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2018-12-25
Succinct answer
1 alt213 2018-12-25
“White” trash
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-12-25
He's either way too excited about the plastic likeness of a gun or a gnome. Either way he drinks cum
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-12-25
It makes perfect sense that he would enjoy a garden gnome because he should be miniaturized and dressed as a lawn jockey.
1 crookedmile 2018-12-25
If my wife got me this as a gift, I’d slap her with a frying pan so ducking fast it would make her head spin
1 boringoneliner 2018-12-25
guess you didnt get the girl
1 DeathChron 2018-12-25
He can't even type out he loves her, has to put an emotionless emoji heart. It's a shit dollar store gift and probably the only thing she got him.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-12-25
[Obligatory Florentine reference]
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-12-25
Good idea. That will keep all the lawn jockey's away from Compound East.
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-12-25
I doubt there’s much room left with his big retard head stuck up there already.
1 TranthonyRapesKids 2018-12-25
If it hasn't already. I bet he'll bring it to the Big Apple Ranch tomorrow and share it with the other homosexuals there.
1 lowend73 2018-12-25
That gnomes hat will be brown by nights end.
1 TexasMan8888 2018-12-25
The word Kalashnikov itself means AK-47. Redundant doofus.
1 CspiceLeReddit 2018-12-25
joe says ATM machine
1 Jungies 2018-12-25
Joe is an ATM machine.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-12-25
And his brother is an ATM machine in both senses
1 danelawndo 2018-12-25
Better watch out REDDITARDS, my Avtomat Kalashnikov 1947 style AK-47 rifle wielding garden gnome will shoot many bullet rounds from his magazine clips.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-12-25
I like seeing examples of this fake veteran badass whose never been in a fight getting basic gun knowledge wrong while walking around like an expert.
1 Amiigo7 2018-12-25
I hope some local hoodlums steal it from his yard and break it in the street in front of his house.
1 GreekIsExtra 2018-12-25
List of things Joe Cumia lacks.
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1 BoatHack2 2018-12-25
"And that's when Joe found out, that JEE-sus was gone!"
1 CountACAB 2018-12-25
Ahhhh yes, the gun so synonymous with anti capitalist left-wing revolution and slaughtering the ruling class that it’s literally been on the flags of countries.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-12-25
The gun has been a bourgeoisie killer on 6 continents.
1 Horst-Wessel-Lied 2018-12-25
No Joe you are best gift and given the sub
1 McGowan9 2018-12-25
Everything in this bald old homo's life is fake tough guy bullshit, even his fucking garden ornaments.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-12-25
That really is the life for all these boomer faggots: Constantly posturing how "tough" they are to each other and reaffirming each other "yeah, we're badass!" while in reality they puff and wheeze after two flights of stairs and run from confrontation like it's the Reaper.
1 strappedjammypac 2018-12-25
pure white trash, amazing.
1 SomervilleDan 2018-12-25
He got the gnome
1 deumae 2018-12-25
That gnome is more intimidating than Joe.
1 Stulightning 2018-12-25
Thats going in his ass
1 SensibleKeks 2018-12-25
How did we win the Cold War with queers like this in the military?
1 GrandTefftAuto 2018-12-25
The Soviets just couldn’t peel potatoes fast enough to keep up.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-12-25
We broke them down with blue jeans, rock n’ roll and hash browns.
1 of_lower_stock 2018-12-25
I match made in the most retarded backwoods of Heaven.
1 crookedmile 2018-12-25
My uncle gives joke gifts for Christmas too
1 Pizza2TheFace 2018-12-25
Wow its a gift i've seen at countless truckstop counters and absolutely no where else for $12.99. It doesnt get more white trash than that. What an absolute fucking loser
1 bmfanboy 2018-12-25
What a shitty gift
1 TheMaestro2 2018-12-25
Claims he’s a conservative
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-12-25
The only thing gayer than a fella who is enthusiastic about guns is a guy who can’t shut the fuck up about how enthusiastic they are about guns.
1 SalesCunt129 2018-12-25
Carol Maxheimer sounds like the name of a Caldor store manager.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-12-25
In Joe’s fantasies, there is a lot of “cover me!” and “stand down!” and “we’re going to DEFCON 5!” in the dialogue with absolutely no understanding that DEFCON 1 is infinitely worse than DEFCON 5.
1 JoshFromMichigan 2018-12-25
He's bragging about a Christmas gift purchased from the gas station.
1 snaker96 2018-12-25
Joe has the same love for guns as his guitars, cheap, and most of the time Chinese knockoffs of the real product.