Joe Rogan’s longbow-harvested elk dicks

1  2018-12-25 by Ranger_Drumpf

21 comments

"The human body is capable of eating so many elk dicks, it's INCREDIBLE!"

"I read somewhere that elk semen has so many nutrients, it's nutrients dense. I would literally such an elk dick for its cum dude. Jamie, pull up elk semen nutritional value"

Jamie pull up that video of me drinking elk semen in Sasketchewan.

Damn, that looks exactly like Rogan

I didn't realize it wasn't 'til this comment

To me he looks more like Ro Jogan

Dicks are delicious - Joe Rogan

Dude you ever had elk dick, it’s mind blowing. I’ve a freezer full of them, take some home with you.

Rogan suggests sucking on them before cooking to tenderize them

They plump when when you eat them.

Inbreeding.

As Italian as Oregano and speaking Arabic.

Dude the thing about Elk that people don't understand is, A, it's fun to hunt, and B it's fucking delicious, especially the dick, man, that's where you really get your protein intake. People don't realize it, but Elk dick also tastes fucking great, Jamie pull that thing up about Elk dicks being good for your gut biome.

"There is a bond you feel with an animal when you cut off it's dick and it provides nourishment for your family. It's sacred bro."

Why do retards always have their eyes directly in the middle of their face?

(((retards)))

That is what happens when you believe your own snake oil works.

Jamie, pull out the German piss flavored mustard.

He looks tall in this one.

I like how this is a stock image for whatever reason.