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Every day, I praise Allah for placing this man into my life.
This whole sub should sign a treaty to never mass-report or flag anything Joe posts publicly to the internet. This sub needs him. Whenever we’re dry, he always comes through.
i'll come out of hiding, you big fat piece of dog shit. it's as simple as this Fagcro Joe, Name a Time and Location and i'll be there to beat the ever loving shit out of you.
Way passed being annoying at this dunderhead. Just die already
It would be awful if that's what brought this sub down. A 5 minute video posted online of you just mercilessly beating the fuckin brakes of him. Possibly even whipping his unconscious body with your belt. How lame would that be if this is how it will all end? I advise against doing that.
yes, someone tweeted him and said he'd go to his show and fight him. Joe said something like, "oh so i'm just going to fight someone who comes to my show now? lets have a beer first", like its all beneath him and uncivilized. being both dumb and also a huge pussy really is embedded deep in the ole cumio dna.
What a cuck, a man threatens to beat your ass and you say you'll BUY him a beer? I guess when it's not your own money you're spending, it doesn't really matter.
Yes. He also went on nana's show the day of the book signing and said the trolls wouldn't dare show their face around him tonight (insinuating he'd beat their ass). Then 2 tiny antifa men Deboed the fuck out of him on camera and he backed down like the old fat acne scarred bitch that he is.
Not only did that guy make him visibly quiver, Joe got in the guy in the background's face and dared him to take the mask off. The guy ripped the mask off and Joe tucked his tale between his legs again and pretended he was just there for civil discourse.
Funny how he's always able to "find" guys that aren't big dudes, but if someone out & out challenges, the excuses start. "I don't wanna fight for this nonsense!" or "You're not worth my time." or *"I can't find him."
Seriously, is that confirmed? We've all heard the "Brother Joe/Tim Gage" story from Colin a billion times on tne show (in fact, I think he quickly mentions it on every appearance), but I never once heard about it being a sucker punch. Is that true? Because if it is, then "BroJoe" truly is a loathsome faggot.
Typical Joe Cumia ends his illogical tweet with a word in capital letters and cap it off with a retarded hashtag that makes no sense. It’s also not slander or libel if the person believes what they are saying is true.
....plus, there's no problem suing an unknown party. Convince a judge that you've got a case, and YouTube/Patreon will roll over.
Problem is, there's not a lot in there which isn't in Joe's own words. "He said that I said something stupid, and then played a recording of me saying it" is a pretty shitty basis for a case.
This is true - damages would be hard to prove, however harm to his reputation might be enough. In any case, in most jurisdictions falsehood is an element of the claim of the Plaintiff, meaning that Joe would have to prove all this shit is not true. The problem with that is, as we know, this is all verified fact.
I tweeted a bunch of racist things after I was attacked in Times Square, but I think it's a conspiracy by the LIBERALS. I also was live-streamed biting my live-in girlfriend on Periscope and lost my gun.
Especially since the vast majority of the video is just Beige reading what Joe has said about himself on here or Wackbag, or what Fonner and Kuhn had said about Joe. It's hard to sue some body for slander when they just are repeating what you wrote on a message board.
Hey porsalin, could you uhm, come back? There might be 4 discord losers that cares about what ”evil” you did, the rest of us 25000 user dont give a shit and see you as our docu guy. Can you please make an investigating docu about the case that troyquan actually murdered his girlfriend by pushing her from a cliff and then lied to the police and went to work right after? Love ya miss ya
And it's all coming from a man who ALLEGEDLY can't even get his daughter to school on time more than a handful of times a week. I'm sure he's marching right down to his lawyer's office in the local strip mall right now. Maybe he can take Biege to court...The People's Court.
Imagine this sad, old, boomer mo on Christmas Eve, battling redditards on his phone, while his daughter and wife just accept the fact they’ll be later to another family gathering.
You wouldn't need to know Beige's identity to simply clarify or disprove some of the supposed fibs in the documentary. Beige wouldn't have to be involved at all. You could just go through the claims and response. But it's all true. Idiot.
This man has an awesome brother that's he hangs out with everyday, a beautiful wife, multiple children and yet he spends Christmas eve on Twitter shitting on "rettituuuurds hur hur"
Fat faggot cant even threaten people the right way. He shouldve said "Reveal yourself and I promise I wont sue you." It wouldnt have been convincing but itd be less embarrassing.
I pray to every imaginary man there is in the sky that he pursues some sort of frivolous lawsuit and hires a shyster lawyer who will bilk him out of Ant's money.
He makes it sound like we're not getting the interview because Beige is a pussy. He won't give the interview because he knows all the info is true, BUT he said he would after an irrational condition is met. This way, Jenkem can tell himself he didn't puss out of the interview; Beige did. It's quite genius retardation actually.
Joe is the msot transparent old man I've ever witnessed. His pending lawsuit is about as believable as 2U only loaing 1 gig that was a charity for kids ran by a black man.
Hey porsalin, could you uhm, come back? There might be 4 discord losers that cares about what ”evil” you did, the rest of us 25000 user dont give a shit and see you as our docu guy. Can you please make an investigating docu about the case that troyquan actually murdered his girlfriend by pushing her from a cliff and then lied to the police and went to work right after? Love ya miss ya
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1 Ranger_Drumpf 2018-12-25
Were Tunisian copyright laws violated?
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1 nomadiqqq 2018-12-25
It's clear that during Kwanza, a very special time traditionally spent with family that this sub has no effect on their lives whatsoever.
1 SpudsCuckley 2018-12-25
Joseph, didn’t you say you were never going to mention us again?
You can’t quit us, you insatiable old faggot.
1 thrillated 2018-12-25
This Big Apple Ranch queen is hardly satisfiable.
1 Phkna1 2018-12-25
He can't stand humiliation, but craves attention. Poor fucker.
1 stavsucks 2018-12-25
Remember, it's people who come to this sub who are obsessed, not the other way around.
1 VicDumb 2018-12-25
“Fuckumentary”
Every day, I praise Allah for placing this man into my life.
This whole sub should sign a treaty to never mass-report or flag anything Joe posts publicly to the internet. This sub needs him. Whenever we’re dry, he always comes through.
1 lukehardy 2018-12-25
I painted that out to him and he blocked me. I wasn't even a dick about it
1 Persianschlong 2018-12-25
That is the dipstick side to the story right there
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2018-12-25
I feel like I have to shit real bad.
1 Opesterino 2018-12-25
i'll come out of hiding, you big fat piece of dog shit. it's as simple as this Fagcro Joe, Name a Time and Location and i'll be there to beat the ever loving shit out of you.
Way passed being annoying at this dunderhead. Just die already
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-12-25
It would be awful if that's what brought this sub down. A 5 minute video posted online of you just mercilessly beating the fuckin brakes of him. Possibly even whipping his unconscious body with your belt. How lame would that be if this is how it will all end? I advise against doing that.
1 hanizen 2018-12-25
yes we definitely do NOT want to see that video
1 ok_to_sink 2018-12-25
I would have an erection for more than 4 hours.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-12-25
An erection from an elderly man being beaten? I guess if he was a chomo...
1 Fugga6969 2018-12-25
I would be ok with that being the grand finale of this sub. It would be pretty fuckin epic.
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-12-25
I mean, that would be an EPIC end, but i definitely DO NOT want it to happen
1 ReasonableSafe 2018-12-25
Joe says he’s up for it but “I can’t find em. They’re afraid of the repercussions for their actions”
1 greygooser 2018-12-25
Joe is a huge pussy. Didn’t some guy call his bluff, then he quickly changed his tune and said they could just meet and have a beer?
1 quasi100 2018-12-25
yes, someone tweeted him and said he'd go to his show and fight him. Joe said something like, "oh so i'm just going to fight someone who comes to my show now? lets have a beer first", like its all beneath him and uncivilized. being both dumb and also a huge pussy really is embedded deep in the ole cumio dna.
1 iHateAllYouFucks 2018-12-25
What a cuck, a man threatens to beat your ass and you say you'll BUY him a beer? I guess when it's not your own money you're spending, it doesn't really matter.
1 Kurt_Love 2018-12-25
Yes. He also went on nana's show the day of the book signing and said the trolls wouldn't dare show their face around him tonight (insinuating he'd beat their ass). Then 2 tiny antifa men Deboed the fuck out of him on camera and he backed down like the old fat acne scarred bitch that he is.
1 quasi100 2018-12-25
Yeah I found the tweet
http://archive.is/HJCgM
1 SheddupFaggot 2018-12-25
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/9yqyrk/tough_guy_bro_joe_backs_down_after_confrontation/?st=JQ4HLO5U&sh=dbdf7f3e
1 Kurt_Love 2018-12-25
Not only did that guy make him visibly quiver, Joe got in the guy in the background's face and dared him to take the mask off. The guy ripped the mask off and Joe tucked his tale between his legs again and pretended he was just there for civil discourse.
1 yabbadabbadough 2018-12-25
Funny how he's always able to "find" guys that aren't big dudes, but if someone out & out challenges, the excuses start. "I don't wanna fight for this nonsense!" or "You're not worth my time." or *"I can't find him."
1 dropngo 2018-12-25
Brother Joe's sole "tough guy" credit was sneaking up on and sucker punching Colin Quinn's cousin. Look out for Big Bad Joe's sneaky right hook.
1 yabbadabbadough 2018-12-25
Seriously, is that confirmed? We've all heard the "Brother Joe/Tim Gage" story from Colin a billion times on tne show (in fact, I think he quickly mentions it on every appearance), but I never once heard about it being a sucker punch. Is that true? Because if it is, then "BroJoe" truly is a loathsome faggot.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-12-25
The way you wrote that last sentence leads me to believe you are a nigher, sir.
1 lowend73 2018-12-25
You would be correct
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-12-25
You’re supposed to say: “THAAAAASSS RI!”
1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-12-25
His lil gay brother will run out crying and windmill you with his tiny limp wrists.
1 dropngo 2018-12-25
Joe has talked tons of shit and never accepted a challenge: http://imgur.com/0ZY7Luo
1 TedBacon 2018-12-25
If this thin-skinned faggot hadn't blocked every single account I've ever had, I might believe he actually doesn't give a fuck. He gives a fuck.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-12-25
"What did we learn about guys who say they don't give a faaaaaawk?" - Opie
1 tranthasourus 2018-12-25
Typical Joe Cumia ends his illogical tweet with a word in capital letters and cap it off with a retarded hashtag that makes no sense. It’s also not slander or libel if the person believes what they are saying is true.
1 deathbirdstories 2018-12-25
Someone compile sources for every line in his doc.
1 Jungies 2018-12-25
....plus, there's no problem suing an unknown party. Convince a judge that you've got a case, and YouTube/Patreon will roll over.
Problem is, there's not a lot in there which isn't in Joe's own words. "He said that I said something stupid, and then played a recording of me saying it" is a pretty shitty basis for a case.
1 tranthasourus 2018-12-25
He has zero case he’s a absolute moron. However, I’m not surprised, and I love that he thinks he does, because it shows how stupid he is.
1 FedallahX 2018-12-25
Former lawyer: needs to prove damages. Might have a case against Killakuhn, but good luck collecting on that judgment.
No lawyer would take this case on contingency.
1 tranthasourus 2018-12-25
This is true - damages would be hard to prove, however harm to his reputation might be enough. In any case, in most jurisdictions falsehood is an element of the claim of the Plaintiff, meaning that Joe would have to prove all this shit is not true. The problem with that is, as we know, this is all verified fact.
1 kingship75 2018-12-25
Disbarred or retired?
1 FedallahX 2018-12-25
Spectacular crash and burn.
1 kingship75 2018-12-25
We're gossipy hens. Wanna' dish?
1 FedallahX 2018-12-25
I tweeted a bunch of racist things after I was attacked in Times Square, but I think it's a conspiracy by the LIBERALS. I also was live-streamed biting my live-in girlfriend on Periscope and lost my gun.
1 kingship75 2018-12-25
Sounds farfetched.
1 porzalin 2018-12-25
You can't just hashtag 'sued' and expect a winnable case to drop in your lap. Boomer logic.
1 ReasonableSafe 2018-12-25
Especially since the vast majority of the video is just Beige reading what Joe has said about himself on here or Wackbag, or what Fonner and Kuhn had said about Joe. It's hard to sue some body for slander when they just are repeating what you wrote on a message board.
1 porzalin 2018-12-25
I bet even if he had Beige's dox he'd be too dumb to do anything with it
1 TungstenShit 2018-12-25
We might get another People's Court episode.
1 KANEWTSKI 2018-12-25
Hey porsalin, could you uhm, come back? There might be 4 discord losers that cares about what ”evil” you did, the rest of us 25000 user dont give a shit and see you as our docu guy. Can you please make an investigating docu about the case that troyquan actually murdered his girlfriend by pushing her from a cliff and then lied to the police and went to work right after? Love ya miss ya
1 deumae 2018-12-25
Best case BF trips over Keith in button-popping SWAT gear having a heat seizure in his driveway.
1 B0NEck 2018-12-25
His broken brain still thinks his win on the People's Court was against the sub.
1 kingship75 2018-12-25
On-line terrorists
1 OpieAndTolki 2018-12-25
And it's all coming from a man who ALLEGEDLY can't even get his daughter to school on time more than a handful of times a week. I'm sure he's marching right down to his lawyer's office in the local strip mall right now. Maybe he can take Biege to court...The People's Court.
1 Shoryue 2018-12-25
By #sosued does he mean a lawsuit or his cock in a dude?
1 UnemployedOpie 2018-12-25
That rhymed 😁
1 kingship75 2018-12-25
I believe it's a dude's cock in him.
1 Persianschlong 2018-12-25
Stole my one line faggot
1 SlightFresnel 2018-12-25
I think #SoSued could turn into something here
1 SheddupFaggot 2018-12-25
All he has to do is contact a lawyer. As much as I’d like to see The People’s Court part deux, bro joe is all talk.
FAGGOT
1 JimNortonsSobriety 2018-12-25
You Chinese or something?
1 Dagidugidai 2018-12-25
ah ching chong ping ling
1 3stepsbackward 2018-12-25
Anthony read the "#SoSued" part and his asshole perked up.
1 FriendzonedJimNorton 2018-12-25
You redditards fucked up!
1 KYGGyokusai 2018-12-25
Imagine posting on twitter on Christmas Eve about a small internet community that lives in your head rent free.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2018-12-25
Joe Cumia touched me in a sexual way.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-12-25
"ill interview with you, if you let me sue you"
1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-12-25
So sued lightning?
1 GrandTefftAuto 2018-12-25
Yes Joe, please undertake an expensive legal battle (with your brother’s money) with no hope of accomplishing anything.
If Joe sucks Anthony tss into squandering the last of his O&A money and they both have to get regular jobs I’ll finally be able to cum.
1 kingship75 2018-12-25
Thoughts and prayers.
1 suirogerg 2018-12-25
Imagine this sad, old, boomer mo on Christmas Eve, battling redditards on his phone, while his daughter and wife just accept the fact they’ll be later to another family gathering.
1 KurdishGranderson 2018-12-25
Klowns, redditards, fuckumentary, he sure told us
1 tranthasourus 2018-12-25
I believe he thinks this is actually how you spell the word “clowns.”
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-12-25
He assumes it's the same as his knowm spelling of "klan"
1 late_50s_why 2018-12-25
Nice 中国联通 stupid
1 Phkna1 2018-12-25
The only lawyer who will represent Joe is one who gets a big retainer from Joe's little bro.
1 suirogerg 2018-12-25
It was a DEAL that HIM AND ANTH made, as BROTHERS. He CERTAINLY won’t be thinking of us REDDITARDS while he cashed the checks we AFFORD him.
1 of_lower_stock 2018-12-25
You wouldn't need to know Beige's identity to simply clarify or disprove some of the supposed fibs in the documentary. Beige wouldn't have to be involved at all. You could just go through the claims and response. But it's all true. Idiot.
1 OpiesBreasts 2018-12-25
Hashtags weren’t meant for a man as stupid as Joe.
This 60 year old fatso is going to wake up on Christmas, and think about R***it all day long. What a fucking loser.
1 NOFX_SUCKS 2018-12-25
This man has an awesome brother that's he hangs out with everyday, a beautiful wife, multiple children and yet he spends Christmas eve on Twitter shitting on "rettituuuurds hur hur"
1 bigstephen420 2018-12-25
What, is he gonna try to go on Judge Mathis this time?
1 kingship75 2018-12-25
His kind tend to win judgements on that show. It may be worth it to him.
1 HaggleHebrewitz 2018-12-25
should just make more videos about joe. they really get to him
1 cbanks420lol 2018-12-25
Joe has been threatening to sue people here for the last three years.
1 JoeCumiaIsaRapist 2018-12-25
This TIME I'm serious, reddit tards! Hahahahah #makemykikeLAWYERhappy
1 wannabuyaghost 2018-12-25
Remember how he used to challenge people to fight, but dropped that bit after a couple of them agreed to meet him irl? Good times. #SoGay
1 AxelSpott 2018-12-25
I actually think he might be about to have a breakdown. The lack of any sense or logic or reasoning in this statement is beyond comprehension.
Things are only facts if I know who you are? What?
1 Nuwanda84 2018-12-25
Italian monkey wearing fake motorcycle gang merchandise threatening people over the internet. There's a shocker.
1 dreadnaught2010 2018-12-25
You spelled North African wrong stupid
1 LowdenSc 2018-12-25
I think were in his head.
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2018-12-25
I'm over here now. Latitude 40.758410 Longitude -73.984080
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-12-25
"Fuckumentary"...I imagine he ran around the room high-fiving himself upon coming up with that bit of comedy gold.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-12-25
Fat faggot cant even threaten people the right way. He shouldve said "Reveal yourself and I promise I wont sue you." It wouldnt have been convincing but itd be less embarrassing.
1 rahtin 2018-12-25
Didn't he say that he is Intern Sean?
1 crookedmile 2018-12-25
I pray to every imaginary man there is in the sky that he pursues some sort of frivolous lawsuit and hires a shyster lawyer who will bilk him out of Ant's money.
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2018-12-25
Joe just can’t stop making mistakes can he
1 zerosumhedging 2018-12-25
I wonder if he knows he is only making it worse for himself by ackwodging this and tweeting about it
1 Clamdilicus 2018-12-25
He has the brain of a 10 year old, so no.
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2018-12-25
Let’s not forget this guy has kids....and it’s Xmas eve
1 SalesCunt129 2018-12-25
You assume this father of four has three kids who don’t hate him. He hit the mother of the few of them with a frying pan remember.
1 Frequent2001 2018-12-25
like this fucking idiot could afford a lawyer
1 DennisFalcoon 2018-12-25
Was going to reply with "His brother can," but I am delighted to realize I'm not even sure that's true anymore.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-12-25
Getting a lawyer really shows no effect on their life.
1 tranthasourus 2018-12-25
Neither does going on The People’s Court as a Plaintiff to try to recoup “damages” suffered as a result of the direct actions of a member of this sub.
1 DennisFalcoon 2018-12-25
RENT FREE
1 Clamdilicus 2018-12-25
I'm sure Ant will be thrilled to pay for a lawyer for you, you can't afford one on your cosplay band money lol
1 joomommyhappy 2018-12-25
There's a "pro Bono" joke in there if anybody wants it.
1 Spwarklyz 2018-12-25
This is the weirdest Christmas of my life.
1 individual02 2018-12-25
Hmm another day where Joe hasn’t mentioned the rape accusations. Dawn deserves justice.
1 BillyBean11111 2018-12-25
He reads every fucking word on this site
1 HEADQUARTER6wastaken 2018-12-25
/u/BeigeFrequency, comment?
1 NeverBeenOnMaury 2018-12-25
A Christmas present for the sub.
1 ImaRetardedFag 2018-12-25
#SoSued #PeoplesCourt #DefinatelyNotAPedophile
1 Prof__et 2018-12-25
“So sued” I hope he gets embalmed alive
1 Psych555 2018-12-25
SoSued and StarveNana, this guy loves providing embarrassing nonexistent hashtags.
1 clauge 2018-12-25
How much real estate do we own in this buffoons head?
1 thisonemademelaugh2 2018-12-25
"sued".... lol
1 wasabichowmein 2018-12-25
Are you in China or something? Looking at the top left of your phone screen
1 HeyRememberKyleXY 2018-12-25
This is how family man Joe Cumia spends his Christmas Eve.
1 telemecanique 2018-12-25
what could Joe possibly sue for? serious question,was there any libel or slander anywhere in it?
1 tranthasourus 2018-12-25
No
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-12-25
He makes it sound like we're not getting the interview because Beige is a pussy. He won't give the interview because he knows all the info is true, BUT he said he would after an irrational condition is met. This way, Jenkem can tell himself he didn't puss out of the interview; Beige did. It's quite genius retardation actually.
1 Wolfizm 2018-12-25
The Christmas eve tweets of a loser.
1 JohnDough911 2018-12-25
Nice chink phone, stupid.
1 brilliantdesigns 2018-12-25
Did he buy his Chinese iPhone at the same store he buys his Chinese guitars?
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-12-25
Joe is the msot transparent old man I've ever witnessed. His pending lawsuit is about as believable as 2U only loaing 1 gig that was a charity for kids ran by a black man.
1 SalesCunt129 2018-12-25
Joe cumia is a stupid asshole
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-12-25
Threatening to slap him with a frivolous lawsuit is a great way to convince him to give you his personal info.
God Joe is too stupid to live.
1 EvilioMTE 2018-12-25
So he's gunning for another appearence on the Peoples Court, to once again air allegations of paedophilia?
1 Fennian75 2018-12-25
How can he look himself in the mirror knowing he's a 60 year old leech.
1 TungstenShit 2018-12-25
We might get another People's Court episode.
1 KANEWTSKI 2018-12-25
Hey porsalin, could you uhm, come back? There might be 4 discord losers that cares about what ”evil” you did, the rest of us 25000 user dont give a shit and see you as our docu guy. Can you please make an investigating docu about the case that troyquan actually murdered his girlfriend by pushing her from a cliff and then lied to the police and went to work right after? Love ya miss ya
1 deumae 2018-12-25
Best case BF trips over Keith in button-popping SWAT gear having a heat seizure in his driveway.