How is everyones Christmas Eve going?
1 2018-12-25 by RelevantField
I've been drinking stouts and Jim Beam while watching Simpsons Christmas specials and now watching the Bad Santa movies. How about all you fuckers?
1 2018-12-25 by RelevantField
I've been drinking stouts and Jim Beam while watching Simpsons Christmas specials and now watching the Bad Santa movies. How about all you fuckers?
72 comments
1 Random1200 2018-12-25
Gay and miserable
1 rawdio 2018-12-25
Stop at the first one. The Fuck is wrong with you.
1 RelevantField 2018-12-25
You don't like stouts and Jim Beam?
1 packitchofsositch 2018-12-25
Nothing wrong with stouT. But what's with the 's'? You shouldn't need more than Guinness.
Always despised Beam.
Always despised Simpsons.
I think I hated Bad Santa but I can't remember for sure. I'm with the other guy so far.
edit: maybe I'm thinking of Elf? I'll download Bad Santa tomorrow and see.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-12-25
Also, though my family interlude is long over, I went out and grabbed this Tin Cup whiskey that's advertised everywhere you look now today before the liquor store closed at 6. PFG.
1 mouthmouth18 2018-12-25
you sound fun
1 PhishInVa2 2018-12-25
Some people have a tough time around the holiday. Those people are called “sissies” where i come from.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-12-25
I am fun. I'd take about 20 lower priced whiskeys over Jim Beam (and 1000 higher priced ones). That shit just blows is all. And I don't watch cartoons where everything's fluid and fast like its whole purpose is to get a toddler's attention. If that's "not fun" to you, fine. I just think you have to have a pretty low IQ to enjoy looking at that kind of shit.
1 mouthmouth18 2018-12-25
Thinking Guinness is the be all end all stout makes all your opinions irrelevant.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-12-25
You're probably right. I've had a lot of bad luck with sugary ones. I fucking hate sweet beer. Getting those is particularly enraging. Keep in mind that in PA, we mostly buy beer in cases. When I think stout I think risk.
1 mouthmouth18 2018-12-25
try some russian imperial styles. They're boozier and usually stronger tasting compared to other stout styles
1 1993503 2018-12-25
that sounds pretty good. any tips?
1 mouthmouth18 2018-12-25
lagunitas imperial stout is a pretty good bang for your buck if you're not sure you like imperial stouts
samuel smith imperial (their choco stout is good too)
if you want something sweeter, look for chocolate stouts. if you want something not as strong but still full of rich flavor, get an oatmeal stout or a milk stout. They're all great in the winter and way more flavorful than some swill like a bud light
1 packitchofsositch 2018-12-25
There must be a reason you mentioned samuel smith and oatmeal stouts in the same discussion, but not samuel smith's oatmeal stout. Not a fan? God I love that shit. 60/case makes it a bit of a rarity for my wallet.
1 mouthmouth18 2018-12-25
just haven't tried it, they don't sell singles or bombers of it at my local spot. His other stouts are good so maybe I'll pick up a pack of it
1 1993503 2018-12-25
much appreciated. happy holidays
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-12-25
How fucking old are you that youve never liked the Simpsons.
1 PeppyHands 2018-12-25
Remember kids cook your buffalo chicken dip thoroughly. Send a priest and wet wipes.
1 JimandFred 2018-12-25
watching the da vinci code. not much else going on.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-12-25
Merry Christmas but eww
1 darklydreamingdayln 2018-12-25
I like to use it as an opportunity to harass minorities.
1 ElFaporino 2018-12-25
Especially the coloreds who have the gall to celebrate your pure white holiday?
1 darklydreamingdayln 2018-12-25
We are all as brothers in front of the lord.
1 late_50s_why 2018-12-25
That's like saying monkeies are our ancestor
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-12-25
I'm in a hotel, and the basic cable sucks. Watching the Game Show Network now. One of the fags from Best of Show is asking millennials to fill in the blank.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-12-25
Watch Top Gear challenge playlists on YouTube. Don't depress me.
1 ElFaporino 2018-12-25
one of the fags doesn't really narrow it down any
1 just_a_mean_person 2018-12-25
Spending a beautiful Christmas with my girlfriend and friends with their parents. Everything is super beautiful and it makes it easier pretend that the parents aren't going away for Gran Larceny.
1 asseating_buttlicker 2018-12-25
They stole grandma? Animals.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-12-25
Which friend do you want to fuck more than your girlfriend?
1 just_a_mean_person 2018-12-25
The one with the cock.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-12-25
I've forced my mother in law and her boyfriend to sleep on an air mattress in the converted (coldest room in the house) garage.
I'll finally call it a win this year boys.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-12-25
Fuck your wife's ass at an hour where you know they're in bed but still awake.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-12-25
Thats fantastic, merry christmas.
1 CasinoIndian 2018-12-25
Getting blowjobs and watching the Jaws marathon on IFC.
1 PhishInVa2 2018-12-25
Multiple blpwjobs? Look at Mr Moneybags over here
1 sandywhiskerbiscuit 2018-12-25
Just hoping Santa isn't as lactose intolerant as Jimmy not as faggoty.
1 Random1200 2018-12-25
The prick got us too
1 mcb84 2018-12-25
If you don't have funzo, you're nothing.
1 Moowon 2018-12-25
You should replace your hear with a plump, Christmas goose.
1 Sunbath3r 2018-12-25
Poured a couple of white russians and now just wrapping presents and putting some finishing touches on the Christmas tree like a faaaaaaag.
1 cubberlift 2018-12-25
Did all the shopping today because I am inept.
1 mattirawks 2018-12-25
Zooted
1 Moowon 2018-12-25
Pretty good, drinking with my family, shooting the shit.
Duuude ya got ya family...
1 stevex42 2018-12-25
Spent awkwardly sitting at my distant cousins house not socializing and drinking all their beer. I’m wondering if just saying fuck it and spending the holidays alone would be better at this point.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-12-25
As good a christmas as I could hope for. I took my mom and aunt out to an oyster house. My aunt and I split a dozen oysters: 4/e blue point, pei, malpeque. My mom had clams casino. They both split a caesar salad. Mains were: broiled combo for mom, 3x 4oz tails for my aunt, and for me king crab legs. 2 sam adams winters for me, 2 moscatos for my aunt. Then I drove them around for an hour looking at christmas lights, while I had sirius channel 003 playing. They played 3 different versions of silver bells in that hour - my and their mother's favorite christmas song. The first one made my mom cry a little.
I appear to be on the wrong sub.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-12-25
Did ya fuck em?
1 satsamsit 2018-12-25
Ha ha! You're why we can't have nice things! squee!
1 packitchofsositch 2018-12-25
They'll both be in the nursing home in a few years. Gotta wait for the easy targets.
1 GreatTimerz 2018-12-25
Counting down the hours till I pass out from these 99 cent natty daddy’s. I hope I wake up early enough to get to the store and buy my yearly bottle of Christmas whiskey.
1 Grillskillz 2018-12-25
Went to the movies with the family. Saw Welcome to Marwen which was fucking awful. Now just drinking whiskey till I pass out.
1 myRrribz 2018-12-25
Guys,I love someone I haven't seen in over a year.
1 Imabasketballman 2018-12-25
Heres a nice cliche for ya
You probably love the idea of the person at this point, not the actual person, considering its been a year and you dont know them like you used to
1 myRrribz 2018-12-25
Probably true. I'm not mentally healthy.
1 PhishInVa2 2018-12-25
Bro if you ever need to talk my DMs are open. Ill never reply and really dont care about your mental health at all, but ill pass your manifesto along.
1 RelevantField 2018-12-25
Get a Tinder and fuck someone even more mentally unstable than you. Works like a charm.
1 0o-0-o0 2018-12-25
try nearly two, faggot
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-12-25
Just find another cock to suck, its not that complicated.
1 stavsucks 2018-12-25
My Eastern European grandmother told a story about how they were at some social event and a friend of hers told her she has a daughter who moved to the US and now she's married but she was kind of reluctant to show her a picture of the happy couple.
Turns out the daughter married a woman which caused both of my grandparents shake their heads in disapproval and then my grandfather added without a shred of irony "at least it wasn't a black guy".
1 late_50s_why 2018-12-25
No grandson or grandson with no father, it's a tough one man
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-12-25
Was having a great time until the end of the night where my uncle broke to his mom that one of his nephews is trans now. (No, not me, silly!)
She was in utter shock, denial, and disgust. It was hilarious to watch but I'm glad we were leaving right then.
1 PhishInVa2 2018-12-25
After seeing the Worms tits in that picture yesterday im wondering if your uncle is Jims father.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-12-25
It's Christmas Day but I smoked a joint and will probably start drinking now, visiting my mom and my grandma and retarded (literally) aunt will be here soon.
I'm wondering how long I have to wait after dinner before I can go out without looking like an asshole.
1 McGowan9 2018-12-25
No father in the picture?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-12-25
He's alone this Christmas my momma don't want that man round no mo.
But after dinner I'm gonna insufflate some drugs over at his house.
1 McGowan9 2018-12-25
Am I the only white person here?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-12-25
my parents met in rehab, i'm white trash royalty
1 deumae 2018-12-25
I'm at a boarding place, only skeleton staff left. Got doubles of the best keys off the maintenance man in exchange for a case of cognac I found in the PE teacher's locker. Eating ice cream by the heated indoor pool, listening to 2008 R&F.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-12-25
A boarding school? Are you living out a kids christmas movie?
1 deumae 2018-12-25
Don't know, never seen one. It's not like those english places; more like a large boarding house. Nice surroundings, but duller than a Compound show. The others are mostly studious types from cushy backgrounds with horse posters over their beds.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-12-25
Youve never seen a christmas movie? And whats a boarding house, are you mentally ill?
1 deumae 2018-12-25
Oh hello, Shim Sham. How is your Christmas? I was born in 2006 and lived in an area without television until fairly recently; didn't cross my mind to ask for There Comes Santa on DVD. This place calls itself a 'pensionnat', which means boarding house, or boarding school in certain areas. And that's the second time I play dictionary for you, Neddy.
1 Moowon 2018-12-25
You should replace your hear with a plump, Christmas goose.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-12-25
Did ya fuck em?