Kuhn's Xmas Wishlist
1 2018-12-25 by RayBottoms
What do you think sub-mascot Christopher Kuhn asked Santa for this year?
Blowjobs from his beautiful wife? Trips to the park when his handsome son? Fat paychecks from his awesome job?
Reminder: https://amp.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/5x5b29/comment/defvzre
17 comments
1 PeppyHands 2018-12-25
Boy he can't do not one of those things
1 Phkna1 2018-12-25
He parked his handsome son, all right
1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-12-25
Kuhn's comment literally bragging about everything in his life right down to his "handsome son" only to find out how it turns out, is so perfect that I feel like the whole sub might be a fake bit orchestrated by O&A jews who rule media.
1 jazzmercenary 2018-12-25
His love of the term "butthurt" is an irony I hope he remembers as he becomes the recepticle for several black inches
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-12-25
The irony is sumptuous.
1 WuTang4Evaaaa 2018-12-25
Kuhn was a great American. Alerting the bar that they are unknowingly supporting bigotry was the right thing to do.
1 FriendzonedJimNorton 2018-12-25
no u
1 PierligBouloven 2018-12-25
I know it is supposed to be funny, but the death Kuhn's son still makes me extremely sad. Hopefully KK will go to Hell and burn there for the rest of eternity.
1 RayBottoms 2018-12-25
As a parent, hell, simply as a human, I'm amazed and darkly fascinated by the sheer audacity of his arrogance, idiocy, and ultimate disregard for the well-being of his only son. I don't think the death of his son is funny - because it's not, the little tyke looked like a joyful cherub. I mock Kuhn because he deserves our complete and total derision.
1 tooth_repair 2018-12-25
It’s so morbid and depressing... but the part that brings it all the way around is that it was for a Vizio. At that point you either have to laugh or lose all faith in humanity
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-12-25
Exactly. It'd be much more bleak if Kuhn killed his son while robbing a drug dealer, or ripping off a jewelry store.
1 tooth_repair 2018-12-25
Actually I think those things are far more normal and understandable, at the very least we could be talking about monetary value in the thousands.
My point is that this POS killed his kid for some garbage most of us wouldn’t take for free. It’s such an incredible waste of both his own life and his child’s that I have to laugh or else just die inside.
Fuck man, at least go for the Sony
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-12-25
You nailed it, its not even the best soundbar walmart stocks.
1 RayBottoms 2018-12-25
It's not just that he killed his kid, for something near worthless; it's that he ran. His kid was bleeding out, and Kuhn stepped over or around him to run for it. Such a complete display of inhumane disregard, and his own kid, no less. He deserves all of our mockery and more.
1 TexasMan8888 2018-12-25
Canteen ramen and less rough sodomy nightly
1 MonsieurObloquy 2018-12-25
How does that faggot not hang himself in his cell? Honestly.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-12-25
Should've put together a gofundme for his commissary account. He was framed, brothermen!
1 jazzmercenary 2018-12-25
His love of the term "butthurt" is an irony I hope he remembers as he becomes the recepticle for several black inches
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-12-25
The irony is sumptuous.