The way Joe Cumia said "I will buy you STARBUCKS just have a five minute conversation with me!"

1  2018-12-24 by Mcchisell

It's like he thinks Starbucks is the ultimate negotiation tool that everyone is craving. Projecting retard.

13 comments

1  AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-12-24

Only time I have been to Starbucks in the last 5 years was when I got a gift card for doing something stupid at work a while ago. It sucks and it’s overpriced. A black college gay with blue dyed hair made my coffee.

1  PeppyHands 2018-12-24

I hope he wore gloves

1  OlShotgunFace 2018-12-24

I'm afraid he didn't and now he's caught nigger

1  PeppyHands 2018-12-24

Hearts thoughts and prayers

1  YeahIGotAFace 2018-12-24

Kisses and cookies.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-12-24

I hate coffee in general. It gives me the shits. That'd definitely be a "I'm not interested, sir" from me, dawg.

1  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-12-24

I get my caffiene from Monster and Honest Tea. Coffee makes your breath snell like you’ve been felching butt sludge at Big Apple Ranch.

1  TheElDan 2018-12-24

I bet Big Jay drinks a ton of Monsters.

1  Air_Rangoon 2018-12-24

He thinks "latte liberals" and bellowing lard-dykes with EAT WHITE FETUS signs shop at the same stores.

I'll offer them their finest nectar!

1  OutlawMemer 2018-12-24

I'd order a nice hot cup o' joe then throw it in his stupid face.

1  lowend73 2018-12-24

Joe was not going to pay for that cup of coffee

1  sanfrancisco69er 2018-12-24

I’m surprised how little people here made fun of the way he said “or ya gonna b’lieve her”, he just looked so stupid

1  chulathedog 2018-12-24

“My brother will buy you Starbucks”

1  PeppyHands 2018-12-24

I hope he wore gloves