Joe Cumia, I know you're going to read this.

1  2018-12-24 by BeigeFrequency

I won't expose myself so you can file a frivolous lawsuit against me. I'm not as dumb as you are and you're not that important. I was only interested in the interview so that you could have an opportunity to voice what you believe to be the inaccuracies in my documentary. Of course you would have accidentally revealed something incriminating or embarrassing in the process that we could all laugh at.

The intention was only to create a little entertaining content but I have no need to interview you. I've already won. My video is the first thing that comes up when people search for your name. Anybody who researches you will find my video explaining that you're a racist buffon who can't get your kids to school on time and accused yourself of being a pedophile on TV without ever denying it. It must be having a profound impact for you to tip your hand like this. Who am I kidding? You probably get hosed every night at the poker table(and the big apple ranch). But you and I both know the video was 100% factual, which is why you have yet to cite a single inaccuracy.

That is basically everything I have to say on the issue. I did find it funny that you say I should put my big boy pants on while tweeting about somebody you've blocked. Goodnight Joe, and stay tuned for the follow up to your documentary.

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Goodnight Joe, and stay tuned for the follow up to your documentary.

A sequel?! Merry Christmas boys

It won't come out by christmas, unfortunately. I'm going to work on it as a side thing and drop it without warning. So, if you have any Joe Cumia moments you want me to featured, just message me.

ill be browsing a bit extra during the holidays. if i find anything of value ill let you know.

ps joe cumia you are a fucking pussy.

time and place ill be there, you call it.

Break into Joe's house and collect a bunch of his drool while he sleeps into a 23andme vial and figure out these peoples race. I've had enough guesstimating.

The drool is going to be mixed with dozens of neighborhood kids spit, so sadly the results may be inaccurate

And cum from the night out sucking cock at Big Apple Ranch

Taking 23andme to literal levels

Hahahaha

Hooo leeee shit

Guesstimating? Who's guesstimating? They are quite clearly African American Faggots of Colour, sir.

Or just skip to the chase and stab him in the jugular while he sleeps.

They aren't people

It won't come out by christmas, unfortunately.

You heard it here first, everyone. New Beige documentary at midnight on the 26th and not a second later. We're holding you to that promise. 100% locked in.

It will drop by 10 am on the clock I heard

I’m glad there’s going to be a second part. People need to know about the times Joe used to rape Dawn when they were kids. He truly is a sick person.

Joe's appearance at the book signing is a goldmine of material. Fake tough then immediately backing down when 5'2 antifa guys weren't threatened, stu stu stu stuttering when he's flustered, defining racism, stealing valor, getting rejected asking fat antifa girl out, lying on the phone to what he thinks is a radar reporter, etc etc.

Watch out though ! Joe is writing a book

He’s writing a book called Cocks of The Big Apple Ranch. Not too many words, but plenty of pop-ups.

Just off the top of my head, I don’t know if you’ve covered the lie detector test thing, I’m sure I could find the clip, but he calls ona when they have a lie detector expert on, and he makes kind of a fool of himself insisting he “beat the test”

And of course the book signing footage

Source?

That's a great idea that I completely forgot about

How about all the times he raped children that he steadfastly refuses to deny?

Fuck em up Beige, we got your back

Here's a list of racist/sexist otherwise tweets, that were archived, most have been reported and deleted.

  1. https://archive.is/D3qYW
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  20. https://archive.is/Cnymr
  21. https://archive.is/dMSXM
  22. https://archive.is/Pcdy7

below are old deleted tweets with archive links from the previous thread about him, i pulled out the links from the images:

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/4aqt8j/brother_joe_cumia_a_racist_compendium/

https://imgur.com/a/5TIAf

  1. https://archive.is/oxYh5
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  52. https://archive.is/QUbSu

lastly here's a csv with more racist shit and targeted twitter harassment that I was building to send to twitter to get him banned, but decided that its funnier watching him meltdown on twitter and we get more hilarious shit.

https://pastebin.com/fbfLeN4j

You can download it as a csv and then import it to google sheets.

So so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so releasing documentaries after Christmas means you hate baby Jesus?

where is pt 2 of the Anthony Cumia documentary? It's disappeared from Youtube

More like merry pissmax huh gang

we're all dreaming of a Beige Christmas

I'm definitely not Beige but you should donate to his Patreon

I’ve seen this trick before...

How many tokens does a donation get me?

Is Beige stealing from Porsalin?

I'll throw a dollar a month in the hat. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

I think we should also donate to Porsalin too. He's too modest and humble to ask us himself.

Opie hammers + Beige hammers = A merry fucking Christmas indeed

It's like Die Hard in this bitch.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!!!

Joseph Cumia

The gift of Fagi

Merry Christmas!

Anthony gave him a buttplug, but he already had his ass gaped at the Ranch to buy Ant his present. It's a beautiful story, really.

Joe was just hoping to borrow $50. The holidays are tough when you're unemployed and your brother is too drunk to find his wallet.

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WHERE'S MY FUCKING WALLET!?!?!

That fat old layabout would have it firmly wedged in his ass for safekeeping in no time

My video is the first thing that comes up when people search for your name.

This is my favorite part about this whole thing, and I will personally spend my own money to keep it on top if it ever starts falling.

Not to mention joecumia.com

the funniest part is taking credit for your video being the 1st people see when they search Joe's name... who the fuck would search for that talentless retard .

Venue owners doing a background check. Why do you think he's so upset?

Wait that homosexual leech wants to sue you?

It's Anthony that wants sue, if you catch my drift.

Tranny cock in his mouth and asshole, right?

He wants my personal info so he can do what Cumias always do: dox and try to ruin your personal life.

you've done nothing wrong. hide everything you can and keep your personal info safe brotherman

Gonna be hard to edit those docs when Panera takes away your free WiFi privileges.

The sad thing is Anthony and Joe could have used the documentaries constructively by means of self-reflection, but they continue to just ignore all of their issues

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Merry Christmas Beige

self-reflection

Not even. Just deflect by saying they're funny.

"Not everything in there is true, but we got us some fans, don't we? HAHA HOLY SHIT"

I'd like to think that because of this post, that leathery old hag Carol Maxheimer is going to spend her Christmas in a daze from a frying pan induced concussion after Joe learns another documentary is in the works and takes his anger out on her skull.

The fact that these ghouls have to deal with this in the twilight years of their lives makes me happy

They’re in their 50s. I wouldn’t call that their twilight years

who cares about racism but ya joe cumia is a blockhead

He's not going to sue. These Cumias always threaten to lawyer up but ol' Ant can't afford to pay Joe to sue a YouTube documentary filmmaker. You're fine.

you drunk, buddy?

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! I'd like to propose, the 2018 Mel Gibson award, go to Beigefrequency

What is he going to sue you for? Everything in the doc was publicly available information, you just collected it in one beautiful form.

I personally would love Joe to sue Beige. It would be amazing for Joe to tell a judge what Beige said that was inaccurate.

It’d be like a plastic bag convention.

“I really didn’t want to bring this up....again.”

I would like to see Beige and Joe fight on Worldstar. Thank you.

Joe's sucking up spit in the lala lala, touching all the kids in the lala lala, thinks he has a career singing lala lala....

Can't reasonably sue. Ultimate defense to defamation is truth. In order to win, Plaintiff needs to show that statements are false. Also need to prove damages- when you don't have an income or reputation, there is no monetary loss.

You need to try to get a hold of Anthony cumia’s ex wife. I’m pretty sure if you set up a go fund me for that one, we’d pony up for that shit. I know I’d easily slide fat envelope, brothaman. She has info about and Anthony and his homo tendencies, that’s why he panicked during his divorce trial when Dominick statutes bringing up there sex life

I’d mortgage my house to help finance an interview with Stunned Black Audience Member.

She would have signed a non disclosure and if she talks anthony can sue her and actually win.

I just watched the first Joe one (the entire thing). I now understand so many references that go over my head in this sub. Thank you. I’m glad I have the day off so I can watch the rest of the Ant(h) saga.

I just googled Joe Cumia, and sure enough Beige Frequency is right.

Suck on that, Joe. You're a stupid piece of shit and you deserve everything you get.

Joe’s worst enemies:

  1. His inner gay thoughts

  2. BeigeFrequency

  3. Actor Ron Pearlman

Don’t forget the Mayans, they know Joe is an OG Son, he constantly has to look over his shoulder.

Can you please link the original doc?

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I made it private while I try to resolve copy issues. I may just take it down, and reupload it if this doesn't work out.

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It's like Die Hard in this bitch.

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