Joe Cumia, I know you're going to read this.
1 2018-12-24 by BeigeFrequency
I won't expose myself so you can file a frivolous lawsuit against me. I'm not as dumb as you are and you're not that important. I was only interested in the interview so that you could have an opportunity to voice what you believe to be the inaccuracies in my documentary. Of course you would have accidentally revealed something incriminating or embarrassing in the process that we could all laugh at.
The intention was only to create a little entertaining content but I have no need to interview you. I've already won. My video is the first thing that comes up when people search for your name. Anybody who researches you will find my video explaining that you're a racist buffon who can't get your kids to school on time and accused yourself of being a pedophile on TV without ever denying it. It must be having a profound impact for you to tip your hand like this. Who am I kidding? You probably get hosed every night at the poker table(and the big apple ranch). But you and I both know the video was 100% factual, which is why you have yet to cite a single inaccuracy.
That is basically everything I have to say on the issue. I did find it funny that you say I should put my big boy pants on while tweeting about somebody you've blocked. Goodnight Joe, and stay tuned for the follow up to your documentary.
85 comments
1 crookedmile 2018-12-24
A sequel?! Merry Christmas boys
1 BeigeFrequency 2018-12-24
It won't come out by christmas, unfortunately. I'm going to work on it as a side thing and drop it without warning. So, if you have any Joe Cumia moments you want me to featured, just message me.
1 Opesterino 2018-12-24
ill be browsing a bit extra during the holidays. if i find anything of value ill let you know.
ps joe cumia you are a fucking pussy.
time and place ill be there, you call it.
1 KYGGyokusai 2018-12-24
Break into Joe's house and collect a bunch of his drool while he sleeps into a 23andme vial and figure out these peoples race. I've had enough guesstimating.
1 ghandicumia 2018-12-24
The drool is going to be mixed with dozens of neighborhood kids spit, so sadly the results may be inaccurate
1 Shitposting-Ghost 2018-12-24
And cum from the night out sucking cock at Big Apple Ranch
1 Streeb-Greebling 2018-12-24
Taking 23andme to literal levels
1 AxelSpott 2018-12-24
Hahahaha
1 late_50s_why 2018-12-24
Hooo leeee shit
1 toe_trigger 2018-12-24
Guesstimating? Who's guesstimating? They are quite clearly African American Faggots of Colour, sir.
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-12-24
Or just skip to the chase and stab him in the jugular while he sleeps.
1 Phkna1 2018-12-24
They aren't people
1 revolvingmonk 2018-12-24
You heard it here first, everyone. New Beige documentary at midnight on the 26th and not a second later. We're holding you to that promise. 100% locked in.
1 late_50s_why 2018-12-24
It will drop by 10 am on the clock I heard
1 individual02 2018-12-24
I’m glad there’s going to be a second part. People need to know about the times Joe used to rape Dawn when they were kids. He truly is a sick person.
1 Kurt_Love 2018-12-24
Joe's appearance at the book signing is a goldmine of material. Fake tough then immediately backing down when 5'2 antifa guys weren't threatened, stu stu stu stuttering when he's flustered, defining racism, stealing valor, getting rejected asking fat antifa girl out, lying on the phone to what he thinks is a radar reporter, etc etc.
1 SquatToilet 2018-12-24
Watch out though ! Joe is writing a book
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-12-24
He’s writing a book called Cocks of The Big Apple Ranch. Not too many words, but plenty of pop-ups.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-12-24
Just off the top of my head, I don’t know if you’ve covered the lie detector test thing, I’m sure I could find the clip, but he calls ona when they have a lie detector expert on, and he makes kind of a fool of himself insisting he “beat the test”
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-12-24
And of course the book signing footage
1 water2wine 2018-12-24
Source?
1 BeigeFrequency 2018-12-24
That's a great idea that I completely forgot about
1 Phkna1 2018-12-24
How about all the times he raped children that he steadfastly refuses to deny?
1 Franksandbeans76 2018-12-24
Fuck em up Beige, we got your back
1 quasi100 2018-12-24
Here's a list of racist/sexist otherwise tweets, that were archived, most have been reported and deleted.
below are old deleted tweets with archive links from the previous thread about him, i pulled out the links from the images:
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/4aqt8j/brother_joe_cumia_a_racist_compendium/
https://imgur.com/a/5TIAf
lastly here's a csv with more racist shit and targeted twitter harassment that I was building to send to twitter to get him banned, but decided that its funnier watching him meltdown on twitter and we get more hilarious shit.
https://pastebin.com/fbfLeN4j
You can download it as a csv and then import it to google sheets.
1 YeahIGotAFace 2018-12-24
So so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so releasing documentaries after Christmas means you hate baby Jesus?
1 MonicaKaczynski 2018-12-24
where is pt 2 of the Anthony Cumia documentary? It's disappeared from Youtube
1 late_50s_why 2018-12-24
More like merry pissmax huh gang
1 garethgoodtimes 2018-12-24
we're all dreaming of a Beige Christmas
1 stupidfatbobkelly 2018-12-24
I'm definitely not Beige but you should donate to his Patreon
1 Burnin_Embers 2018-12-24
I’ve seen this trick before...
1 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2018-12-24
How many tokens does a donation get me?
1 joey_meatsauce 2018-12-24
Is Beige stealing from Porsalin?
1 Dick_donger 2018-12-24
I'll throw a dollar a month in the hat. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
1 joey_meatsauce 2018-12-24
I think we should also donate to Porsalin too. He's too modest and humble to ask us himself.
1 dawnshairybhole 2018-12-24
Opie hammers + Beige hammers = A merry fucking Christmas indeed
1 TrumpAndTheSnake 2018-12-24
It's like Die Hard in this bitch.
1 JimandFred 2018-12-24
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!!!
1 G4mblog 2018-12-24
Joseph Cumia
The gift of Fagi
Merry Christmas!
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-12-24
Anthony gave him a buttplug, but he already had his ass gaped at the Ranch to buy Ant his present. It's a beautiful story, really.
1 itsnotpiss 2018-12-24
Joe was just hoping to borrow $50. The holidays are tough when you're unemployed and your brother is too drunk to find his wallet.
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1 FezzyMarie 2018-12-24
WHERE'S MY FUCKING WALLET!?!?!
1 barlowqt 2018-12-24
That fat old layabout would have it firmly wedged in his ass for safekeeping in no time
1 TranthonyRapesKids 2018-12-24
This is my favorite part about this whole thing, and I will personally spend my own money to keep it on top if it ever starts falling.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-12-24
Not to mention joecumia.com
1 Nun-Puncher 2018-12-24
the funniest part is taking credit for your video being the 1st people see when they search Joe's name... who the fuck would search for that talentless retard .
1 BeigeFrequency 2018-12-24
Venue owners doing a background check. Why do you think he's so upset?
1 Pud_Suckley 2018-12-24
Reminder
1 safka13 2018-12-24
Wait that homosexual leech wants to sue you?
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-12-24
It's Anthony that wants sue, if you catch my drift.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-12-24
Tranny cock in his mouth and asshole, right?
1 BeigeFrequency 2018-12-24
He wants my personal info so he can do what Cumias always do: dox and try to ruin your personal life.
1 ilumty 2018-12-24
you've done nothing wrong. hide everything you can and keep your personal info safe brotherman
1 TheElDan 2018-12-24
Gonna be hard to edit those docs when Panera takes away your free WiFi privileges.
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-12-24
The sad thing is Anthony and Joe could have used the documentaries constructively by means of self-reflection, but they continue to just ignore all of their issues
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Merry Christmas Beige
1 Air_Rangoon 2018-12-24
Not even. Just deflect by saying they're funny.
"Not everything in there is true, but we got us some fans, don't we? HAHA HOLY SHIT"
1 revolvingmonk 2018-12-24
I'd like to think that because of this post, that leathery old hag Carol Maxheimer is going to spend her Christmas in a daze from a frying pan induced concussion after Joe learns another documentary is in the works and takes his anger out on her skull.
1 Dre3K 2018-12-24
The fact that these ghouls have to deal with this in the twilight years of their lives makes me happy
1 Ziggle3406 2018-12-24
They’re in their 50s. I wouldn’t call that their twilight years
1 cQrPsE 2018-12-24
who cares about racism but ya joe cumia is a blockhead
1 MershComic 2018-12-24
He's not going to sue. These Cumias always threaten to lawyer up but ol' Ant can't afford to pay Joe to sue a YouTube documentary filmmaker. You're fine.
1 Dagidugidai 2018-12-24
you drunk, buddy?
1 Dick_donger 2018-12-24
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! I'd like to propose, the 2018 Mel Gibson award, go to Beigefrequency
1 BullsLawDan 2018-12-24
What is he going to sue you for? Everything in the doc was publicly available information, you just collected it in one beautiful form.
1 fokm 2018-12-24
I personally would love Joe to sue Beige. It would be amazing for Joe to tell a judge what Beige said that was inaccurate.
It’d be like a plastic bag convention.
1 TheElDan 2018-12-24
“I really didn’t want to bring this up....again.”
1 KilledKuhn 2018-12-24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0F-IHwgC-Q
1 Phkna1 2018-12-24
I would like to see Beige and Joe fight on Worldstar. Thank you.
1 Franksandbeans76 2018-12-24
Joe's sucking up spit in the lala lala, touching all the kids in the lala lala, thinks he has a career singing lala lala....
1 FedallahX 2018-12-24
Can't reasonably sue. Ultimate defense to defamation is truth. In order to win, Plaintiff needs to show that statements are false. Also need to prove damages- when you don't have an income or reputation, there is no monetary loss.
1 Stud_beaner_69 2018-12-24
You need to try to get a hold of Anthony cumia’s ex wife. I’m pretty sure if you set up a go fund me for that one, we’d pony up for that shit. I know I’d easily slide fat envelope, brothaman. She has info about and Anthony and his homo tendencies, that’s why he panicked during his divorce trial when Dominick statutes bringing up there sex life
1 TheElDan 2018-12-24
I’d mortgage my house to help finance an interview with Stunned Black Audience Member.
1 Psych555 2018-12-24
She would have signed a non disclosure and if she talks anthony can sue her and actually win.
1 halfslices 2018-12-24
I just watched the first Joe one (the entire thing). I now understand so many references that go over my head in this sub. Thank you. I’m glad I have the day off so I can watch the rest of the Ant(h) saga.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-12-24
I just googled Joe Cumia, and sure enough Beige Frequency is right.
Suck on that, Joe. You're a stupid piece of shit and you deserve everything you get.
1 cardaderdention 2018-12-24
Joe’s worst enemies:
His inner gay thoughts
BeigeFrequency
Actor Ron Pearlman
1 TheElDan 2018-12-24
Don’t forget the Mayans, they know Joe is an OG Son, he constantly has to look over his shoulder.
1 VenusBlue 2018-12-24
Can you please link the original doc?
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1 BeigeFrequency 2018-12-24
I made it private while I try to resolve copy issues. I may just take it down, and reupload it if this doesn't work out.
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1 TrumpAndTheSnake 2018-12-24
It's like Die Hard in this bitch.
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