You’re a young t-girl whose beloved grandmother has severe dementia and has to be watched over during supper because she no longer remembers how to chew properly. You know that she usually has dinner at 8:00. At 7:30, your crush, an older gentleman who used to work in radio, texts you a series of emojis which seem to imply that he wants to swallow your cum. The problem is that both your grandmother and your lover live half an hour away in different directions. If you don’t visit your grandmother, she may choke on her food. If you don’t visit the older man, you may lose a lucrative source of income.

Which nana do you feed?