Patrice the Prophet - “I truly believe the Norton now is the fake Norton. That little worm on stage is the real one. He created this new voice to sound raspy and evil but that other one is the real Norton.” (10:35)

1  2018-12-23 by Trenchunit

13 comments

1  cottagecheese0 2018-12-23

When are we turning on Patrice? I think everybody here is up for the challenge, eh fellas?

1  Joe_Cumia 2018-12-23

I have to admit he's taken a while to release another special, but other than that I dont have anything else bad to say

1  Mikekekeke 2018-12-23

That's because he past.

1  itrits 2018-12-23

I’m interested in renting some space in your head. How much?

1  YangtzeRiverChina 2018-12-23

"Eh fellas" boy you're really drumming up the camaraderie

1  TurningFrogsGay 2018-12-23

Patrice made the following mistakes: 1) Let dudes fuck Von 2) Committed to Von in the first place 3) Sold “hitting on every woman at the club” as some kind of pussy whisperer strategy 4) Perpetuated the myth that Anthony Cumia is smart

He was right about everything else.

1  JimAndSamShow 2018-12-23

He wasn’t a “pick up girls” guy, you fucking idiot. He was a relationships guy and a happiness guy. Way to not pay attention.

1  TurningFrogsGay 2018-12-23

You’re the fucking idiot!

Just kidding; have a great holiday!!!

1  JMueller2012 2018-12-23

Thanks, buddy

1  ThatNiggaDre 2018-12-23

He didn't claim he was breaking new ground he just talked about his experiences and how they worked. And most people who aren't completely ugly tried them and found out they worked.

1  i_miss_patrice_ 2018-12-23

As a nerdy, try-hard white guy, I enjoy nothing more than demonstrating my "cred" by showing everyone that I was "down" with Patrice yo.

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-12-23

LE USERNAME CHECKS OUT

i hate myself

1  ilumty 2018-12-23

take my upboat good sir