Your next host of the Oscars or whatever fag award show

1  2018-12-22 by Bakersfield__Chimp

38 comments

I guarantee you this divisive bitch will not be hosting the Oscars. Someone far safer who won't cause the red states to boycott and tank ratings.

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You think Hollywood gives a flying fuck about red states anymore?

TV networks absolutely do. Old fucks falling asleep in front of the TV are the reason NCIS was the biggest show on TV for years.

Oscars, not Emmys

Are the Oscars not aired on TV?

The tv wont be the one on stage lecturing America on the vital nature of toilet scrubbers called jimena, it will be movie stars

How many drinks tonight?

You must be lost, chapo trap house is a few doors down

I have no idea what you're trying to say. Sleep it off and try again tomorrow.

Shutup wrestling faggot

You know you're doing well when you have to go through someone's post history to come up with any kind of response.

I was seeing if you actually were a chapo poster, instead i found wrestling faggotry. Go masturbate to oiled up men

No one cares what your thought process was, just take the L and go to bed.

What L douchebag? You are getting downvoted to bits. Chokeslam yourself over to squared cirlce and pontificate some more on what kurt angles inclusion in the royal rumble means for vince McMahons pubes. Invariably fat ugly cunt.

You do seem like the kind of person that cares about downvotes. Keep getting angry, maybe you'll do your family a favor and stroke out before Christmas.

Good one

It's a business, and the Oscars is a big ticket event.

The Oscars is on ABC, run by Disney, meaning Disney paid for the expensive rights to broadcast. Disney, more than anyone, puts profit above wokeness.

Do you know what "Disney wokeness" translates to? Black Panther making $1.3 billion worldwide. That new Spiderman being half black/half latino currently crushing the box office.

That's how Disney does diversity. Not with ugly lesbians screaming how much she hates all men. But with white Peter Parker teaching female spiderman and mixed-race spiderman how to be the next generation of spiderpeople.

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Say spider more.

Speaking of spiders, Australia really has a problem with them.

Dang, never seen such a recent harmless comment from a deleted account. Paranoid much?

Of course, especially red China

They never did because they're a bunch of arrogant assholes. But it's funny because almost every Hollywood movie these days makes money because the Midwest but specially the International markets which the Hollywood elite despises but mostly ignore.

It reminds me of Detroit just after the 60s..

It's spelled Abba

Anyone that doesn’t like Hannah Gabsy is a racist

Win-win

I wanna fist fight her.

Is that her?

She likes half of that. But not from guys. See, because she’s a lesbian.

her and stupid tig

They should have Tits Nomaro up there next to this bitch with no shirt on too talking about her cancer bullshit.

I hope she gets brain cancer next so they can lobotomize her and make an act out of that

Millissa McCarthy looks like shit.

If they had just gotten this guy that red ryder BB gun when he was a kid

What the hell is this guy's problems?!