Hey guys, I say we all take a moment this morning to appreciate a man who wakes up four days a week to make us laugh. Thank you Sam.

1  2018-12-22 by sad_visionary

12 comments

The distance between his nose and upper lip is chimpish

Sam has a neanderthalic filtrum

I am Sam

I'm Syeeaaaaam

Any chance of getting him to go hiking in Morocco?

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The Melvins are alright by me.

Leave Dzhokar Dolezal alone.

Sam looks like the product of a successful cloning of a caveman

How are those earrings so lopsided

Don't got that hair no more

A real hero, a non human being