r/opieandanthony: Dave Landau is a literal re-tard

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1 nana_is_hungry 2018-12-21

I love how Anthony is so clearly embarrassed that his co-host is so fucking stupid

1 Christopher_Barton 2018-12-21

But not that he is as well.

1 AirBuddDwyer 2018-12-21

Incredible how this is the thing that Anth finally decides to be embarrassed about

1 peckabuns 2018-12-21

Not even Bobo is that stupid.

1 0o-0-o0 2018-12-21

Dave Lan-do-www is the furthest thing from hilarious.

1 GhostofJacuzziPete 2018-12-21

The fat wife and zany slow-adult haircuts make a lot more sense now. I can’t imagine how many hours he spent trying to decipher the various troll edits to his Wikipedia page.

1 ericthemidget_ 2018-12-21

Norton at :27

1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-12-21

so i hear your career died ┗( ⊙ .⊙ )┛ ＼(>o<)ノ (ﾉﾟ0ﾟ)ﾉ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2018-12-21

How do you make these little faces?

1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-12-21

i googled gook emojis

1 ImRetardedForRealz 2018-12-21

(✿◠‿◠)

1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-12-21

Yawning is a tell-tale sign you’re having an amazing time.

1 workingonmylisp 2018-12-21

Nigga reads at a Kindergarden level

1 Ronnybbaby 2018-12-21

Who the fuck looks at the work Week and doesn’t know how to say it

1 AxelSpott 2018-12-21

At Panera the work week is 7 days straight, but still only enough hours to make sure you aren't full time and given benefits

1 UhLookHereMan 2018-12-21

That is not normal

1 423289 2018-12-21

Every time in the comedy world someone refers to another comic as hilarious it sounds like the most disingenuous thing. It's gotta be the most obvious tell that they don't find them as funny as they're attempting to make them out to be.

1 Bitscoinmooning 2018-12-21

Week (hard k)

LMAO was he saying weck

1 dustinmendel 2018-12-21

That would still be a hard k. He must have been saying weece.

1 FatMosque 2018-12-21

Yeah that’s fucking mind boggling.

1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-12-21

To be fair, I dont trust the geniuses at cumpound to know what "hard k" even means

1 Jungies 2018-12-21

A hard R, on the other hand...

1 FatMosque 2018-12-21

To also be fair, I have no idea what it means haha. Thought they were making shit up

1 RadioactiveSince1990 2018-12-21

They all know what a hard D means though

1 MonsterSteve 2018-12-21

Sue taught them all.

1 Incellover77 2018-12-21

Kike

1 GiygasFetus 2018-12-21

Let's not forget about how dumb that rat faced nigger Keith is for not standardizing his phonetic conventions. De-cem-ber and De-cem burr.

1 CamMoses 2018-12-21

He won’t be in much longer. He doesn’t feel like he belongs and Anthony openly bashed him on how he has been booking shows on Thursdays recently. Also the crew when asked if they knew where Dave was performing. You clearly see them shrug their shoulders and don’t like him either. Plus they put up his sheet on the screen and Anthony joined in on the mocking .

1 PhishInVa2 2018-12-21

I think youre right. Dave never moved his cow and kids to NY anyways did he? Everyone knew it was gonna be short lived.

1 RibbonsOfCum 2018-12-21

I am an actual dyslexic, and that is the most fucked thing I've ever seen. It's hard, but it's not THAT hard. Jesus Christ.

1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-12-21

he should just read by following his finger across the page like the rest of your retards

1 FriendzonedJimNorton 2018-12-21

Hahahahha jesus christ

1 PhishInVa2 2018-12-21

G-sus Ker-eye-st

1 autistic-with-tits 2018-12-21

Opies kid is an actual retard.

1 3stepsbackward 2018-12-21

Even Artie is watching this, blood dripping from his collapsed nose and doped up on heroin, laughing at how pathetic Dave Landau is.

1 OlShotgunFace 2018-12-21

Normal human expression.

1 peckabuns 2018-12-21

Thank you, I've saved this for future reference.

1 JMueller2012 2018-12-21

Appreciate how hilarious this is

1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-12-21

"hilarious" - Anthony keeps using that word. I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

1 lifeobenreilly 2018-12-21

My name is Antwan Kumiya. You are not people. Now I will laugh at your weak jokes to diffuse any potential violence.

1 deep_legal_shit 2018-12-21

dave seems like he's on 4x the dose for someone his weight of zoloft

1 Toss__Pot 2018-12-21

he takes the zo-loft to stop him from killing y'all

1 peckabuns 2018-12-21

Mo-loft.

1 dirtdingo_2 2018-12-21

Haha holy shit

1 Phantas_Magorical 2018-12-21

I know I'm asking a lot, but can someone with a CM sub check and see how bad Dave was fucking up his plugs? He never struck me as this dumb.

1 Ronnybbaby 2018-12-21

Yes can someone make a Dave is a retard compilation

1 movement23 2018-12-21

I don't pay much attention to plugs but I don't recall him making any noteworthy reading errors. I imagine some of the stuff on the cue card is a little overboard. Whoever wrote it is clearly a moron, as evidenced by their inability to stay phonetically consistent over just the few lines on the card. It's clear that Dave has a real reading problem but I haven't seen any hilarious examples of it yet.

1 Phantas_Magorical 2018-12-21

Oh that just sounds sad

1 Ronnybbaby 2018-12-21

Lmao.

Also does Ant know what overcompensating means. Every time he’s mentioned or on screen he mentions how hilarious he is. We get it.

1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-12-21

Anthony’s standard for hilarity is notoriously low.

1 thrillated 2018-12-21

That soy sauce hair looks so horribly unnatural.

1 peckabuns 2018-12-21

You don't think his hair color is natural? HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE

1 ghandicumia 2018-12-21