Fucking historic moron. Why not buy an Electromatic for $600? You know, these companies all make cheaper versions of their famous guitars so you don’t have to buy bootleg versions of them. Unreal.
Purchasing products you know to be fake is as illegal as selling them. It'd be a real shame if someone compiled a list of all Joe's knock off guitars and had him reported.
Fucking retard will probably follow this up with another rant about Facebook silencing him for his political views while admitting to paying them even more of Nana's hard earned trucker scammed money.
He calls it a Christmas miracle that they fulfilled his order while at the same time endorsing it as the only Facebook-advertised Chinese replica guitar supplier he'll order from. Goddamned idiot.
Also, who orders anything from a Facebook advertisement? He is so foolish with Anthony's money.
I don't always order counterfeit guitars from China, but when I do, I like to wait the entire month of September, the entire month of October, the entire month of November, and the majority of December before they arrive. Much more convenient than spending 45 minutes at Guitar Center.
The SCUMFUCKS at @GutarCenter BOTCHED yet another sale today!! Walked in with a wallet full of my scratch ready to buy the brand-new Ovation I’ve been occulating, then the (black) clerk tells me I’m not ALLOWED to hook it up to a looping pedal!?! Fucker thinks I’m going to drop $1000+ dollar s that I EARNED in lieu of proving I can sound just like Eric? #BANGUITARCENTER #ISUPPORTCHINA
I work at corporate for a certain large music retailer (guess who) and started on the sales floor... Joe probably got banned from his local GC (maybe all of em). He is exactly who I would think of if I had to describe the worst kind of customer - entitled baby boomer nobodies that think their $500 sale is big bucks.
I don’t understand any of this guitar talk and since it doesn’t interest me and removes me from my comfort zone, I’m just going to call you all faggots, OK?
he should buy one quality guitar and get good at playing it because he'll never ever play for anyone who gives a shit about the difference between one guitar and the next
Joe is so stupid that if they sent him a bag of medical waste with a Gibson logo on it he'd spend 45 minutes trying to figure out where to plug the cable in.
this fucking idiot brags about how he was making 5 figures for gigs and how he's all about america and yet can't splurge a little on an authentic american made guitar?
When you get to his age your ears can’t hear the difference anymore. When you play shitty versions of covers only, your fingers can’t tell either. I wouldn’t even waste a squire on his talent. Maybe a first act all in one box guitar from the dollar store.
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1 MSteve1232000 2018-12-20
Fucking historic moron. Why not buy an Electromatic for $600? You know, these companies all make cheaper versions of their famous guitars so you don’t have to buy bootleg versions of them. Unreal.
1 Jungies 2018-12-20
MCGA!
Make China Great Again.
1 Skip4play 2018-12-20
Everything thing about this guy is bootleg.
1 Drumchapel 2018-12-20
His white heritage is definitely bootlegged
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-12-20
His Chinese Harley has a MAGA sticker on it, genuinely.
1 SueFuckedAnt 2018-12-20
Chibson Joe back at it. Does he own any authentic guitars?
1 CaptainR3dbeard85 2018-12-20
Not with the allowance Nana gives him.
1 GrandTefftAuto 2018-12-20
They’re ‘tribute’ guitars.
1 egates09 2018-12-20
his guitars are about as authentic as his music career
1 GLR-JG 2018-12-20
Purchasing products you know to be fake is as illegal as selling them. It'd be a real shame if someone compiled a list of all Joe's knock off guitars and had him reported.
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-12-20
go citizens arrest him with your hall monitor sash
1 Air_Rangoon 2018-12-20
The real guitar is only $3000. Book one show at a SUNY orientation or gay week or whatever and buy five.
Lazy-ass terrone.
1 GrandTefftAuto 2018-12-20
You’d think he makes that in one night letting people in through the back door at the Big Apple Ranch.
1 SueFuckedAnt 2018-12-20
you didn't include the other four paragraphs he wrote
1 CaptainR3dbeard85 2018-12-20
I thought I would save everyone the time of reading through his nonsensical drivel.
1 JamesJCrowe 2018-12-20
Fucking retard will probably follow this up with another rant about Facebook silencing him for his political views while admitting to paying them even more of Nana's
hard earnedtrucker scammed money.1 JimNortonsSobriety 2018-12-20
Don't you guys always call him an patriot and audiophile all the time?
1 CaptainR3dbeard85 2018-12-20
No one in their right mind would ever call him those words.
1 JimNortonsSobriety 2018-12-20
Yeah, a failed attempt at humor. Patriot -> idiot / audiophile ->
It's hit and miss with me. mostly miss.
1 CaptainR3dbeard85 2018-12-20
No worries. All attempts at ridiculing the Cumias are welcome here. I am assuming you meant to finish that “audiophile -> closet homosexual”
1 SomervilleDan 2018-12-20
He's gotta be fucking with us now. What fucking idiot would brag about buying knockoff Chink guitars from Facebook?
1 PhishInVa2 2018-12-20
This is directed right at us. “Ill never acknowledge the site that rhymes with “said it” ever again.” Good work Jobless Joe.
1 dionysus187 2018-12-20
wouldn't surprise me if he thought tweeting something fake but indistinguishably stupid from his sincere shit seemed like a huge 'win' for him.
"I can't BELIEVE they think that tweet that could easily be TRUE was REAL! #satyclassieoasubscription"
1 3stepsbackward 2018-12-20
I hope his credit card number is being passed around the streets of Beijing as we speak.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-12-20
He calls it a Christmas miracle that they fulfilled his order while at the same time endorsing it as the only Facebook-advertised Chinese replica guitar supplier he'll order from. Goddamned idiot.
Also, who orders anything from a Facebook advertisement? He is so foolish with Anthony's money.
1 MSteve1232000 2018-12-20
Unlike him, I don’t see a need to evaluate which, if any, of the Facebook-advertised Chinese replica guitar suppliers are worthy of endorsement.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-12-20
I don't always order counterfeit guitars from China, but when I do, I like to wait the entire month of September, the entire month of October, the entire month of November, and the majority of December before they arrive. Much more convenient than spending 45 minutes at Guitar Center.
1 TheElDan 2018-12-20
The SCUMFUCKS at @GutarCenter BOTCHED yet another sale today!! Walked in with a wallet full of my scratch ready to buy the brand-new Ovation I’ve been occulating, then the (black) clerk tells me I’m not ALLOWED to hook it up to a looping pedal!?! Fucker thinks I’m going to drop $1000+ dollar s that I EARNED in lieu of proving I can sound just like Eric? #BANGUITARCENTER #ISUPPORTCHINA
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-12-20
Ugh. This is exactly how he'd say it.
1 CaptainR3dbeard85 2018-12-20
How is that you?
1 MoistureMop 2018-12-20
This is a spot on impression of Joe's tweets
1 Hxcgrapes 2018-12-20
This is like a bot grabbed every buzzword Joe ever tweeted and this came out
1 the_barroom_hero 2018-12-20
I work at corporate for a certain large music retailer (guess who) and started on the sales floor... Joe probably got banned from his local GC (maybe all of em). He is exactly who I would think of if I had to describe the worst kind of customer - entitled baby boomer nobodies that think their $500 sale is big bucks.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-12-20
those shitty cheap chinese pickups will really give it that "Great Gretsch Sound". A dumb man.
1 SueFuckedAnt 2018-12-20
I wonder if he has any guitars that aren't signature models? Like just a plain Ibanez without someone's name or likeness plastered all over it.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-12-20
I don’t understand any of this guitar talk and since it doesn’t interest me and removes me from my comfort zone, I’m just going to call you all faggots, OK?
1 hSUitMSi 2018-12-20
he should buy one quality guitar and get good at playing it because he'll never ever play for anyone who gives a shit about the difference between one guitar and the next
1 GreekIsExtra 2018-12-20
Joe is so stupid that if they sent him a bag of medical waste with a Gibson logo on it he'd spend 45 minutes trying to figure out where to plug the cable in.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-12-20
ultimately, the cable would be inserted into his own anus
1 CaptainR3dbeard85 2018-12-20
Just like all the penises at Big Apple Ranch
1 CaptainR3dbeard85 2018-12-20
No worries. All attempts at ridiculing the Cumias are welcome here. I am assuming you meant to finish that “audiophile -> closet homosexual”
1 egates09 2018-12-20
this fucking idiot brags about how he was making 5 figures for gigs and how he's all about america and yet can't splurge a little on an authentic american made guitar?
the logic of joe cumia
1 AirplaneStrikesBack 2018-12-20
Do these even sound good? Doesn't he have the money for a decent guitar? He's so fucking dumb.
1 tjdon 2018-12-20
When you get to his age your ears can’t hear the difference anymore. When you play shitty versions of covers only, your fingers can’t tell either. I wouldn’t even waste a squire on his talent. Maybe a first act all in one box guitar from the dollar store.
1 AiCPearlJam 2018-12-20
These Chinese bootleg sites are definitely selling his information to other companies.