Don't motherfuck me on the utensils.

1  2018-12-20 by Leofan7

32 comments

Digging the no bra look

You're not gonna call her a fat ugly whore or anything?

No im nice now

Gay.

Say something nice about the outcome of the second Italo-Ethiopian War.

😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 that bitch has no business squeezing into them pants and whats with her makeup

You brought it out of me

Atta girl.

You only dig it because you basically have concave tits that no bra can accommodate. Now shut your top dick hole up and go take care of your fatherless kids.

She’s a cutie

Jimmy Nine-Forks orders everything on the side.

Of course Morton has his precious mustard jar by his side.

Imagine his mustard/cock/semen breath? Bet it’s just delightful

I'd rather not.

I'm so happy he's getting fat again

If Jim literally starved to death, he'd still have that awful pot belly.

Some dudes are just fundamentally fat. All the egg whites and toothpick arms can't change that.

Honestly he looked much better fat. It’s entirely possible that he is a hormonal mess and has no ability to pack on muscle, or if he just doesn’t eat enough. Mushy clam Jimmy beats early 90s AIDS victim Jim any day.

They already knew Norton is such a demanding bitch, they gave him the whole silver dinner set hoping he would shut his mouth.

Were these sanitized with ALCOHOL?! I'm an addict!!!!

He goes through utensils like Sharpies at a book signing.

So he doesn’t use his utensils at all? And they just sit there? Lonely and useless?

ugh those "Zer" pecs are poking through the tank top. i be shim wears size 10 on shoes

Ugh. Wouldn't you tell that fucking skank to cover her nipples at dinner? Fuck women are disgusting

How embarrassing to bring that low grade whore to dinner with all his Jew possy. She couldn’t even wear something respectable.

Nice outfit coordination, stupid

Nice boobs, stupid.

Nipples protruding, VERY disrespectful!

Knowing Jim he probably asked her not to wear a bra, so other men could see her nipples in public. Probably one of his weird fetishes

Of course he has to have mustard.

Has he ever been in a room, where at least one person wasn't uncomfortable by him being there?

Cut your finger nails fucking shit bag.

“Don’t motherfuck me on not having a dick between your legs.”

If Jim literally starved to death, he'd still have that awful pot belly.

Some dudes are just fundamentally fat. All the egg whites and toothpick arms can't change that.

Honestly he looked much better fat. It’s entirely possible that he is a hormonal mess and has no ability to pack on muscle, or if he just doesn’t eat enough. Mushy clam Jimmy beats early 90s AIDS victim Jim any day.

Knowing Jim he probably asked her not to wear a bra, so other men could see her nipples in public. Probably one of his weird fetishes