I always thought being stranded in your car during a blizzard would make for a cool horror setting. Maybe it already exists and I’m like Jimmy who never sees anything’s.
the weathered hand of a incompetent buffoon bangs on the ice cold glass of a 2014 Nissan Altima.
I rolled the window down. I saw a bald man with a bit of gray facial hair that surround is mouth that was agape. His tongue lazily hung out the right side of his face. His low IQ painfully obvious in the blank stare of this bald headed lowlife.
"what do you want?" I said
wiping the long river of drool from his lip, the ingrate mumbled
"Cans I, Cans I"
I look at him puzzled. Was he suffering a stroke?
"Cans I, Cans I....." he continued to stutter
"Cans I suck on your pee pee"
Horrified, I realized I was deep in the heart of big apple ranch country.
9 comments
1 VigoTheCarpethian 2018-12-19
It’s like a horror movie
1 GRINGOxFLAMINGO 2018-12-19
I always thought being stranded in your car during a blizzard would make for a cool horror setting. Maybe it already exists and I’m like Jimmy who never sees anything’s.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-12-19
Are you telling me you haven't seen Blizzard Car?
1 dropngo 2018-12-19
Basically "Cujo" except the rabid dog is instead a cock-crazed closet case who failed an AIDS test.
1 NeerDoWell19 2018-12-19
Not even Stephen King could develop a character as horrifying as Joseph Cumia.
1 NeerDoWell19 2018-12-19
Not even Stephen King could develop a character as horrifying as Joseph Cumia.
1 CertifiedBA 2018-12-19
classic story from Patrice
1 detroitjerkoff 2018-12-19
Hahaha!!
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-12-19
:::::knock, knock:::::
the weathered hand of a incompetent buffoon bangs on the ice cold glass of a 2014 Nissan Altima.
I rolled the window down. I saw a bald man with a bit of gray facial hair that surround is mouth that was agape. His tongue lazily hung out the right side of his face. His low IQ painfully obvious in the blank stare of this bald headed lowlife.
"what do you want?" I said
wiping the long river of drool from his lip, the ingrate mumbled
"Cans I, Cans I"
I look at him puzzled. Was he suffering a stroke?
"Cans I, Cans I....." he continued to stutter
"Cans I suck on your pee pee"
Horrified, I realized I was deep in the heart of big apple ranch country.