I wonder who the real dad is. 49 year old Joe didn't have the cum to make someone pregnant.

He accidentally gave himself a vasectomy with a potato peeler while drunk on the job in the army but he's just too dumb to spell it in order to Google it.

This is one instance where we can be pretty sure he’s not borrowing from Ant.

Every deadbeat with visitation thinks he's "a good dad". Parenting isn't a hard gig when you're doing it 4 out of every 30 days, Joe.

And your full time job is sponging off of your brother while you fuck around with your guitars.

Joe Cumia does not understand the concept of a "job." If you want to reach him, you need to speak his language. For example, he gets paid for sucking his brother's ass every day. That is a better reference point for him.

Not paying the absolute minimum child support the law demands with the free money his brother gives him. What a fucking martyr.

And tons of quality #TIME. Because he's unemployed.

I call absolute bullshit on that statement anyway.

Yeah, he probably overpaid once by accident because he screwed up the math and has been coasting off that for years.

He takes her out to red Robin occasionally and picks up the tab, which technically is over what the court forces him to pay

"You can have as much french fries as you want. #GoodDaddy"

What many dads FAIL to acquiesce is the importance and demeanor or maintaining a BUDGET. When I dine out, I do it with wherewithal and choose places with BOTTOMLESS fries.

Now my budget is NOT nullified and my daughter eats as much as she wants. It's called being a RESPONSIBLE parent. #GoodDaddy

Chris Rock once did a humorous bit about how people like Joe want credit for shit you’re supposed to do.

We need an AMA with his ex who posted that diatribe on Facebook about what a deadbeat, tax evading father who can never get his daughter to school on time Joe is.

This diatribe should be reposted and then reposted again because I have never seen it and it should be admitted into evidence.

>I will not have my daughter stigmatized and dissected

u/laylacumia comment?

Poor kid, you can’t choose your parents but she really got fucked.

This is perhaps the most believable Facebook post I have ever seen. If I could only describe Joe with one word it would be delusional.

Laundering money huh?

This is a big thing that should be explored more.

I actually get why he's bragging. Think about it for a dumb mouth breather like Joe he kind penis living his version of the american dream. He's 66 and gets to pretends he's a professional musician and at the same time he gets a stipend from his brother. He has a child he barely takes care of and for some reason feels entitled to go online and act like he's a contributing member of society. Also, he's definitely not a pedophile.

”Never married, more values than traditional families”

This is such a typical SAMCRO thought, ”Sure I’m a degenerate but I’m still better than other people”

If Joe was never married whose the bitch that got her skull fractured by a frying pan? Also a family type atmosphere implies an entire family and an atmosphere not littered with empty malt liquor bottles where the n word is thrown around like it's a klan rally. The bottom right tweet is something my 15 year old cousin would be too embarassed to post because he's too mature.

More family values and quality time than...

He's doing coke with her, isn't he?

Cumia family values

Joe is a master of congratulating himself for sub-mediocrity. He's like that old Chris Rock bit about niggers "I take care o ma kids" - you're supposed to, you dumb motherfucker.

I also over pay support

You do not, shut up.

Yeah... Yes.... Yeah I do. We took some of uncle ants money to buy a book for a book report assignment she had in school that she had to make up for missing one of the times I got her there only 30 mins late.

That's extra money going towards supporting her dummy!

God Bless Joe for working hard every day to support his child.

Anyone remember that Chris Rock bit? “I take care of my kids!” You’re supposed to stupid!

Who the fuck hashtags #TIME? This guy is fucking infuriating.

What does that even mean?

Ironic how he hates alimony yet that is basically what he has been sponging out of his brother for the last 18 years

Meanwhile when he is driving those 300 miles he is breaking every rule of the road which are in place for the benefit of the safety of others around him, not to mention he also drives over the speed limit and in the emergency lane with his child in the car, that video could maybe have his child taken away (pray to the lord). Putting other people in risk of harm because of your negligence and recklessness is a crime farm beyond some people anonymously calling you a dumb faggot based on hard evidence.

He's a piece of shit

Ahh yes. Traditional family values. Like snorting rails of coke with your own mother, then abandoning her 5 years before she died. Like sucking cocks at a cowboy themed gay bar. Like living off an allowance from your little brother.

I wonder what #DadOfTheYear Joe Matarese thinks about this

Did he brag about driving 300 miles a week? That's not a lot.

What ya haulin?

Not a trucker good buddy. I can barely drive a regular car.

I can barely drive a regular car

What's with the influx of female posters lately?

We got bitches here? I just figure all women on the internet are just dudes trolling. Especially this sub.

Alot of chicks on here.

I demand a thread with pussy pictures of these bitches.

I probably wouldn't post a thread asking that. Then again, you might as well to see some tranny cock.

Having Joe Cumia levels of introspection must be so liberating.

Every embarrassment or setback in his life he views as a victory

dumbass

"Overpay child support "? Fuck him

If there's one thing good people have in common, it's that they all constantly brag about their good deeds on social media.

That's the line

I've been the sole custodial guardian of my kid for the last 16 years. His borderline personality cunt of a mother has paid maybe $9K in child support since 2004, and was too busy whoring and popping pills to see him for the first 12 years of his life. Despite all that, I finished college, got a reasonably well-paying job, and lived with my folks for years until I could afford a decent place for us. He's now a good student at a highly-ranked school, is emotionally/socially well-adjusted, and college-bound -- no thanks to the twat who birthed him. By most conventional measures, I've made a sustained effort to be a responsible parent.

Anonymously writing that makes me feel like a self-congratulatory douche. The thought of going on Facebook to boast about my parenting -- let alone topping it off with "#GoodDaddy :)" -- makes my fucking skin crawl from the cringe. Joe Cumia has got to be the most embarrassing man I've ever seen.

This guy brags about doing the bare minimum required by law and then acts like it's a burden. The most infuriating thing about him is his pride.

"I pick up my kid for weekend sleep overs and since I don't have a job I annoy them the whole time with my stories of self sacrifice. Oh woe is me why can't I just have an easy life like my brother?"

this some joe matarese type shit just cause you put a hash tag with the phrase good dad don’t make it so, neither does bragging about “over paying” child support w your lil brothers money