Alexa play 'The house next door to me was sold to....'

1  2018-12-19 by cardaderdention

9 comments

the house next door to meee is next door to niggerrrrs

His plastic columns are the wrong width, but he must pat them now and then to remind him he's High Class now.

I like how the one on the left isn't holding anything up, whereas the one on the right mostly is, but is a completely different style.

It's the Carl Ruis of houses.

'12 Genuine Olde Timey Palace Pillars - $89.95, unsorted'. Cramming them in wherever with Joe's help. Backslapping, Bud Lights, "we made it Bro".

Genuinely!

Would you like to reorder soy sauce?

Alexa, play the house I'm in was bought by a.....

He's stuck it up his ass and asks Alexa for Black crime statistics.

Haha holeeee shiiit

I like how the one on the left isn't holding anything up, whereas the one on the right mostly is, but is a completely different style.

It's the Carl Ruis of houses.