Oh look. A healthy, law abiding, human being.

1  2018-12-19 by JimsJarOfMustard

32 comments

opie eats bams kids baby shits while masturbating violently

FeedDada

Feed Dada isn't happening

just tryin to get the truth out to the people. pedophiles like the opester must be exposed, even if his army of korean bots try to stop me

Boy, you got on your alt accounts quick. You deserve a cookie. Lol

these korean bots really need better dialogue options. its too obvious that theyre npcs. cant blame the opester though, losing $750 a day on friends eats into the bot budget

FeedDada

That's not a real thing. Aside from your imagination.

nice try wit da bots tho brother

As big as your imagination, right?

Pretty sure secretly filming people on the toilet is illegal.

I don't know what this means.

a fat mexican lady took a dookie and opie made a porn of it

True story

Look, when you’re in the circle DINGS are funny happen. Oops took care of the fuhkin guy

Combs da hair hides the hurt, lil bit lil bit

Guys who don't fall in love with men on Chaturbate, pt. 76

Nice fine, upstanding citizen who makes positive contributions to society, stupid.

He murdered a dog

It ate his meal. Fuck that dog.

fuck you, the knicks were in the playoffs.

If it wasn't for saint tits, I'd have zero faith in humanity.

Clear, bright eyes. No edging all night to queer tranny porn or drinking till 5 a.m. for Opesterino!

Looking to the future, not dwelling bitterly on the past.

Oh look, Opie is missing his wedding ring. Speculate. Opie never got enough hate for that gay Wease tattoo on his ring finger.

Remember when Rogan bitched out when the Opester called him out?

I remember him saying that's something a chick does.

I URN DAT CAEK

His new slogan: "Never raped a kid, never fucked a Tranny."

still has that glimmer in his eye from when he was doing it since he was 18

thats what I call a life well lived, brothaman

Oh look. A fucking boring depressing piece of garbage.

Any man with tits can't be considered healthy

A hard working American man who doesn't fuck children. A man who doesn't sit there texting and complaining about someone behind their back like a little school girl. An Alpha who will confront someone he has a problem with like a real man.

Opie is the American Dream incarnate.

What did I miss. I was here when we were calling Opie TITS