Guys less ostracized for their freakish nose than Artie 1/8675309 (NSFW)

1  2018-12-19 by MonsieurObloquy

11 comments

I love that fucking special.

Jingle All The Way is better

"Put that cookie down! NOW!"

Mostly for rapey Phil Hartman and The Big Show punching a midget in the movie

Why does it have to be better? Both are good, faggot

Nice diplomacy, stupid.

Apples and ormages, retard.

Spends less time around white powder

A contributing member of society who unlike Artie doesn't deserve the ostracization he's subjected to.

Artie with your nose so flat,
Fucking die, you ball of fat

"Im cute! She said I'm cuuuuuttttteee!"

What is something Artie will never hear.