I tear my heart open I sew myself shut My weakness is That I care too much My scars remind us That the past is real I tear my heart open Just to feel

1  2018-12-19 by unclepaul84

36 comments

What does his double chin remind him?

Of all the big ol burgers he enjoyed over the years

Does this make any sense or did i forget how to read?

this is a song parody post faggot

Just hanging out down at the shop with the lads doing men things like wearing designer finger less gloves, giving the devil sign and flashing my madonna style vinyl bracelets.

Garage stINC

If he ever worked anywhere half this ibdusyrial, he would immediayely be sucked into a lathe

As far as I know he's never had a real job.

A girl with a giant juicy ass made me listen to that song once. I pretended it wasn't emo horseshit because I wanted to stick it in her pooper

Hey, Big Jay, when you're done rocking out on your lunch break, I need a power steering pump for an '88 LeBaron.

"WHERE'S YOUE LEBARON, FREDDY?!"

Do you think the guy that designed the LeBaron got a lot of puss from it, or no?

“I told you not to fuckin interrupt me during this part!!!” he screams over the breakdown of “Freak on a Leash.”

Legendary middle school song

How much linkin park do you suppose he lisyens to every day?

Linkin Park were actually considered pussies, Big Jay's a Nonpoint guy for sure.

The band kitty rules

I'm convinced that something happened to Jay in the 1990s. It was tragic, and now he reverts back to that time.

He can't even grow his hair out anymore. Dude has a massive bald spot on the side of his head. Balding is huge in the O&A universe.

A surgeon tears my heart open, hoping to somehow restart the fucking thing.

Not gonna lie, Wearing only one fingerless glove kinda badass. Plus that watch go hard tho

Faggot

I like Jay but I like to mock him as well.

I'm a faggot because I now that is a Papa Roach song.

Fat queer

Just a blue collar genius telling it like it is

Hey what’re you doing today?

Oh I don’t know, headed to the junkyard to take some badass pictures of myself, wanna come?

Honestly though who is this guy?

Are those star tattoos equivalent to the hamstrings bow tattoos of female pornstars.

Ju-Metal.

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RIP Steve C

Looks like the kinda guy that sells dimebags to high schoolers on his smoke break.

CUT MYSELF INTO PIECES..

WAKE ME UP INSIDE...

Lmao

this is a song parody post faggot