Which one is which?

I'd like to warmly welcome them with a few pounds of napalm

Faggot Mario & Luigi.

These are the gayest two dudes I have ever seen in my life. I have seen a lot of gay dudes.

You must be a regular at the Big Apple Ranch.

This other shitty '80s song about the local Jewish girl who isn't fucking the dude who's singing it is much better.

J-J-J-Jewlia. You're so incredible. WHAAAOWWWAHOOO.

Hall and Foats

Ant looking shifty as fuck lol